Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WanTuTreeForr]

Was it premature him being lolcow of the year last year? .... Seems like hes REALLY kicking in high gear this year.

Hes proving to be a franchise changing, generational talent who was worth drafting number 1 overall

 

[TherapyMan]

Holy fuck and I thought the thread was moving fast before. Truly we are in complete freefall.

 

[chimpSculpture]

What a lame mugshot, looks like a bitch. Probably still got alcohol in his system.

 

[tato fairy]

ngl i had the worst feeling knowing they have children in the home, i was hoping someone close to them would intervene or alert authorities. i hope they're safe and sound and getting spoiled by doting grandparents, and one of their retarded degen parents is so humiliated and scared by this they get it together.

preferably their mother so we can continue to watch nick make a complete fool of himself, too arrogant to accept the criticism or merciful concern.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Rock bottom speedrun any%

I wonder what compelled the cops to search their house? Maybe a domestic?

 

[frozen_runner]

Every single person who has ever been on The Dick Show is a train wreck.

Sean's downfall when?

 

[Kafir]

I has here for this, and it was fucking great. Look at this man. He had it fucking all. Boom arrested for drugs and some other shit. Bet this nigger recorded it cause he is starved for content.

 

[4090 Chad]

What are the chances of there being bodycam of the arrest?

I'm sure it will just be Rekieta telling the officer terrible standup gibberish for like 10 minutes and not single laugh from the cop.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I do wonder who called the police

 

[FamicomGorby]

I guess the firearm charge is cause of the drugs, I don't think Rekeita was a prohibited person before.

I do wonder who called the police

Probably a lot of people after that last stream.

 

[LavenderMenace]

How did they get arrested? Did his neighbor call the cops? Traffic stop?

 

[Londo]

Oh my god it's so fucking over Sektur bros. This is gonna be the best week ever.
MATI, KC, and Jim are gonna have a field day.

 

[Kerry]

Remember kids, don't do drugs.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Somebody educate me on April's relationship with Nick. I know she's divorced from her Steel Toe Morning husband, but how the fuck's she involved with Rekieta?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

WOAH WHAT THE FUCK!? the Jim stream is gonna be a riot this Saturday!

KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

 

[Chuck McGill]

Fuck me I was hoping it was a shitpost. It isn't. I feel so bad for their kids.

 

[BradCarter]

He's still gonna finish the rest of the local streams though, right?

 

[Local Fed]

Looks like Nick's finally going to get those hood credentials he was looking for.

 

[Kumara Nigger]

I hope the next MATI is just null laughing for 3 hours with no other dialogue

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Now we'll never get to read Wilshire Boulevard...