Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Zamak Hoarder]

Inb4 this is blamed as “line crossing kiwifarms life ruination”

 

[Keystone]

Now he'll have a chance to spend more time in court (and jail) than Ralph.

 

[Kheapathic]

How did they get arrested? Did his neighbor call the cops? Stopped in a car?

Willing to bet a certain early-rising work-boot related individual called in an anonymous tip.

Though, him swerving all over the road in his Mustang, with drugs and God knows what else in it would be second on my list.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Fuck, every time I try to restrain myself from comparing Rekieta to Ralph shit like this happens.

Ralph for all his flaws came from shit and fumbled the bag at maybe sort of ascending from the sewer. Rekieta managed to fumble not even a silver but a solid gold spoon, absolute degen.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Nick was right the lighting in his mugshot does make him look better

 

[Kela de Thaym]

I just hope the kids are okay and are in the custody of either grandparents or relatives.

They don't deserve to live with the embarrassment and shame that's their shitty parents.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Rock-bottom is a myth.

 

[WatterBottle]

Holy shit I cannot believe this guys locked in lolcow of the year again.

Two time back to back champion Balldo man

 

[Brutality]

Nick's been arrested
View attachment 6015000

Both Kayla and Nick
F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4
G - COURT/PENDING - 624.713.1(10)(iii)
Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled


April Imholte only
F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

View attachment 6015042View attachment 6015044View attachment 6015047

Im surprised it took him this long to get vanned. Maybe this is the wake up call to end his mid life cataclysm ( ) maybe he'll try and Represent himself in his court hearing ( )

 

[BarberFerdinand]

As funny as this is, my heart goes out to the kids. I don't follow rackets, but has money, right? I hope they are taken care of, optimistically maybe better than rackets has been doing.

 

[zimzam88]

KAYLA DEFENSE FORCE WHERE WE AT SISTERS?!?!

 

[Hammersmith]

ALL OF THIS HAPPENING BECAUSE OF A MID-LIFE CRISIS WOW

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Tomorrows mati is gonna be lit. I bet Ralph is pissing himself laughing.

'Technical difficulties' atm

 

[Orc-Chud]

My teas gone cold I’m wondering whyyyyyy

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

FUCK. BACK TO BACK LOLCOW! NICK LOCKED THIS W UP SOLID!

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

LOOOOOOOK IN MY EYES, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

ANOTHER FUCKING COKE STREAM

 

[Kerr Avon]

Already got the perfect merch for this happening

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick was wearing the Jamaican tank top he wore after his copeslaining following getting caught at the Gay 90s underwear party for his birthday in December 2022.



@elb uploaded multiple clips of this stream, here's where he seethes about Kiwi Farms.

 

[Harm]

View attachment 5886041

Spoiler: Lyrics & MP3

Ceiling cats, ceiling cats
Where you at? Do you know?
Where'd my career go?
I've got nothing to show for those
No-shows and anime expos
Charging twenty for the next toast
No one expects those
Ceiling cats

I hope PPP and Warski don't see me
Take PPP for my company
The company I keep spells defeat, oh?
Moment I broke that bread with Vito
And veto'd the possibility of Mandy
Being my freak hoe
Starin' starin', feeling barren
The feels I'm fearin', felines comparing
The clothes I'm wearin', the toasts I'm sharin'
From coast to coast, lookin' like I saw Space Ghost
Let's erase those
[Drunkenly slurred] Stare at those

Ceiling cats, ceiling cat
Where you at? Do you know?
Where'd my career go?
I've got nothing to show for those
No-shows and anime expos
Charging twenty for the next toast
No one expects those
Ceiling cats

E-V-S won't talk to me 'cause I'm obsessed
With the film where Kevin Spacey got shot in the chest
Why you got to lie to Eric July?
Say you'll DM, then apologize
Instead you monetize your cries

Ceiling cats, ceiling cat
Where you at? Do you know?
Where'd my career go?
I've got nothing to show for those
No-shows and anime expos
Charging twenty for the next toast
No one expects those
Ceiling cats

Ceiling cats, ceiling cats

View attachment 5886010

Listening to this on repeat while chucking like a madman. I've been waiting literal years for this moment. "The Holy Grail of lolcow milk" is starting to feel like an understatement in retrospect. God really is good.

 

[Balr0g]

Main rule in life kids: don't read your thread on Kiwifarms or you end up like this poor fellow. Man, he had such a good story and now this. Is this year the year of the cowpacalypse?