Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

[BarberFerdinand]

So, bets on who the sonichu demon will jump to next?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Just noticed that too.

She flipped. Plain and simple.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

BossmanJack isn't winning Lolcow of the Year is he...

And we aren’t even halfway through 2024 yet.

 

[Doctor Shopper]

So the "Schedule 1, 2, 3, 4" charge means that they had
Schedule 1 - Opiates, also hard drugs like meth or cocaine
Schedule 2- Synthetic drugs like opiates
Schedule 3- Certain Benzos or over a certain amount of opiates
Schedule 4- Benzos like Xanax or certain stimulant prescription drugs

https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/152.02

How much coke did he have on him, man. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK

 

[urr13 account]

Holy shit. What a narrative climax. This is a fucking roller coaster ride of a week for the Rekieta saga.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I suspect Nick might have called the police on himself once he realized he would not be able to deliver two locals a day until the end of the month. It's all a bit too convenient

We better get those cops to do some lawsplaining, then, they still owe us those streams

 

[Rigamaroo]

The curse claims another victim

 

[Telvanni]

So...did the MN State seize his kids or relatives?
That's the sadest part

 

[polar bear]

I just saw the arrest news on /pol/ from all places and I thought I should come back to give my thoughts on this

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fucken hilarious
I can't fucking wait for him to get back and say he's absolutely fine and his liver number are FANTASTIC and it's all weird and hilarious
also, Kayla looks like SHIT

 

[Palmetto484]

Anyone who knows any legal shit... is this disbarment????

Yea those are felonies. That usually auto disbarment no questions asked.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Someone look up if the drug dealer Nick was following on Twitter is arrested too, maybe a kiwifarmer snitched.

 

[The Dude]

Who knew liquor was the real gateway drug? I'm honestly really disappointed in Nick. Always thought he was a likeable guy. Mostly I'm disappointed because he's a father and should be putting his kids first.

 

[HarveySperg41]

You can see on his face, he knows the mugshot is going to be posted everywhere!

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

DSP FUCKING WON

 

[UnKillShredDur]

Dammit Nick, we lost the case again.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Well my heart is broken. There isn't any coming back from this. I really liked Nick and tried to act as some sort of devil's advocate but this is confirmation of a lot of wild theories about him. Goddammit Nick. Godfuckingdammit. I hope the kids go to one of the grand parents instead of being taken by the state. If they get put into the foster system over this then I hope Nick gets shanked in prison.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

How?! How do you fuck up THAT bad? Fucking gun charges?

This is it, his family is absolutely fucked. I really do feel bad for those kids now, this is there forever and it's all fucking three of them.

REALLY COOL SHIT HUH DIDDLER DAX? JUST A GUY PARTYING HAVING A GOOD TIME RIGHT? WE'RE ALL JUST KARENS WHO ARE NEVER RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING RIGHT YOU GREASY FAGGOT?

 

[Eyesore City]

Hae Ta Blay Moo Soe was arrested and booked on the same day for the same drug charges.

What do you guys think? Nick got a live-in Burmese twink blow buddy?

 

[MakeAnimeGA]

I go away for 30 minutes and there is 15 pages.... Guess who just lost their kids?

 

[PussyCheeseburger]

maybe it was Aaron, and maybe it was concern internet watchers, but I'm going to guess wellness check from cps and cops didn't go very well at the Rekieta household