Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4
G - COURT/PENDING - 624.713.1(10)(iii)
Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled


April Imholte
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

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"Hey everyone, I'm your host Nick Rekieta and here to Lawsplain to you the mutts law of the american jail system."

I don't know what they are on, but they need to get off it. Kayla is looking haggard.
 
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when your hedonistic lifestyle isn't working out quite like you thought it would.
The road to hell may look fun but it still ends up at hell.
 
Did he get stopped by a cop? (He drives like shit and brags about it, I never understood why people who drive like shit think its a flex).

Or did someone snitch on them?
The hot wife's ex probably snitched on him. Either that or a viewer sent the local PD the stream where he is all fucked up and told them that there were kids in the house.
 
Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
View attachment 6015065
F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4
G - COURT/PENDING - 624.713.1(10)(iii)
Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled


April Imholte
View attachment 6015062
F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

View attachment 6015042View attachment 6015044View attachment 6015047


and people thought BossmanJack stood a chance for lolcow of the year.
 
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Oh, my word. I had no idea Kayla looked so rough. We have an expression 'round these parts, "Rode hard and put up wet."

Christ, have mercy.
"I feel like.. that, that I'm a failure at being a woman, a wife, a mother, everything..."
- Kayla Rekieta, 2019

Yep. I am vindicated.
 
Schedule 1 is probably ecstasy, as Aaron Imholte said Nick had done it.

Schedule 2 is obviously cocaine.

Schedule 3 is probably ketamine. The only other common Schedule 3 people get arrested for is anabolic steroids which, looking at Nick, nah, not this time.

No clue what the Schedule 4 is. I don't know a lot about Schedule 4.
I'm betting the Schedule 4 is xannyberries
 
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