Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tubby Aardvark]

Gentle reminder that Aaron is a cuck swinger who was doin drugs and getting drunk with them a month or so ago while enjoying their orgies.
He's no better and the only reason he is talking shit is he got cucked by Rackets.

Seems like he's winning right now, I don't see his mug shot.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

I hope these filthy disgusting animals, including Rekieta, take this an opportunity to sober up.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

i've never heard of this guy until like a week ago and i can safely conclude this man is like saul goodman but with a really bad whiskey (and sex) addiction

It didn't use to be this way, he used to be quite respectable. If I remember right, he hit 100k concurrent viewers during the Depp v Heard trial

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Elissa is elated.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Imagine looking worse than the weeb wars people you made fun of for three years.

God bless and keep his kids man.

 

[urr13 account]

Aaron claiming KiwiFarms called the cops on Nick on stream with MLC.

kino casino was asking why no one had called CPS yet last night, it could have been anyone who called police or put in a tip by now, plenty of shit-stirrers out there, no one here has taken credit for it so I don't think it was an active kiwi but could be a lurker/etc.

And as others have said it could have also started as a domestic dispute of some kind or even a routine traffic stop or something.

Regardless of who rung the bell, it tolls for Rekieta.

 

[aguywatchingitallburn]

Did anyone upload his recent locals streams anywhere?

 

[Kheapathic]

Question; would it be considered defamation per se if Monty fired up a stream and said something like "Nick Rekieta always enjoyed being an alcoholic and hard drug user"?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

lowtax, bitch

Shmorky as well

 

[Harm]

I have to ask, how would he know? Did they say to the operator on the phone "by the way I'm a Kiwi Farmer!"

The dude who said it sounded like he was making shit up on the spot. The other dude literally has no idea what the fuck Kiwi Farms is and asked if it was a podcast, so they're making shit up.

 

[Fungible penis]

Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
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Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4
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Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled


April Imholte
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

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https://www2.kcmn.us/LETG/custody/custody.html

https://archive.is/7Hfm1

Uh, which one was the 'hot' wife?

 

[CoomerTine]

I only feel bad for the kids

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

I've decided that April is not a Minnesotan 8 as I have stated before. She is more clearly a Minnesotan 7.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Imagine getting your wife and the mother of your five children arrested and booked on charges of drug possession just because you couldn't bear the thought of banging the side chick SOBER.

BRO IS NOT THINKING

To be fair, his wife wasn’t thinking either.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm still in shock. His wife wasn't carrying a gun so she might be able to get out but good luck keeping the kids. Hopefully a responsible family member can take them in. The other two are absolutely fucked if they're towing around a shit ton of hard drugs while armed, licensed or not. I'm just stating the obvious though.

Dude really did think he was invincible, he really thought that he could just pop up and lie.

Fuck man.

 

[Rent Tin]

Wow, somebody who saw this shit on Kiwifarms made a police report about somebody doing drugs around their fucking kids? This Kiwifarms place sure sounds awful!

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I wonder how good the water heater is in prison?

 

[Telvanni]

I think it's possible one Rekieta's own kids called the cops. One or two are high school age if I recall

 

[Tiger Jack]

Rekieta is going to learn nothing from this btw. He'll end up in rehab but it won't be by choice.
Fuck it, I'm calling my chip in now. This is the path Nick's life is going to take over the next few years:
Jailtime -> Forced Rehab -> Divorce -> Living on Dick Masterson's couch pursing his midlife crisis dream of becoming an LA-based comedian.

Buckle up, buckroos. The Sektur just got a reboot.

 

[Goofy Logic]

12 pages behind, but Nick looks way better in his mugshot than in his own streams.

ETA: The difference in intake time is interesting. First April at 10:03 AM, 5 minutes later is Nick at 10:08, then almost 90 minutes later Kayla at 11:30. Why the big gap? April and Nick were probably together when arrested and it's almost like Kayla got arrested when she went to pick them up.

Maybe she was put into a separate cruiser?