Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Rent Tin]

Aaron claims Nick introduced April to cocaine.
"Nick gave my wife coke."
"I never paid for cocaine once, it was always provided."

 

[MakeAnimeGA]

Forgot to quote it and I can't catch up fast enough, so mark me late if this has been said.

Kayla was probably booked later because she had to stay behind with an officer until a family or friend could get the kids.

Imagin those kids scared out of their minds while they see daddy and the "nanny" handcuffed and hauled away while mommy is crying in handcuffs while you wait for someone to pick you up.

Despicable.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Yeah, Aaron stinks in this scenario. His lawyer just told him that it's felony drug charges on his phone.

Why would his lawyer text him that information like this? He fucking snitched and he's blaming us.

Oh no the nefarious narc Kiwifarms got 5 children out of a George Floyd Trap House.

If they want to make this place the Elders of Zion-Lolcows so be it.

 

[Harm]

"Nick gave my wife coke." - Aaron, the Liar has spoken

 

[Meat Target]

RESET ERA ARE DABBING ON HIM NOW LOL
https://www.resetera.com/threads/vi....94896/page-301?post=123391389#post-123391389
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Never thought I'd die laughing side-by-side with ResetEra.

 

[YazeePro]

Nick's been arrested

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BWAHAHAHAHAH! I did not expect his at all. What a surprise.
But they had it coming... God, just look at their absolute meth visages. They all look like complete drug addicts! Insane how fucking decayed and ugly Nick and his wife look.

I hope his kids are being being taken care off. At this point, a foster home might be the right choice for them.

 

[GoudaChris]

nick and kayla groomed april

 

[Lokenstien]

"Nick gave my wife coke. I never paid for cocaine once, it was always provided".

LOL

 

[BikeLock]

Enjoy your Memorial Day Weekend, Rekieta.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4
G - COURT/PENDING - 624.713.1(10)(iii)
Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled


April Imholte
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

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https://www2.kcmn.us/LETG/custody/custody.html

https://archive.is/7Hfm1

OH MY GOD. Talking about hitting bottom, I literally said earlier this week he hadn't yet gotten a dui or spent the night in jail. Guess I wasnt thinking creatively enough.

(And of course he was wearing that tanktop.)

Weed is also schedule 1, I'm guessing a variety pack of drugs.

The 5th degree possession excludes cannabis: "use of adult-use cannabis flower, adult-use cannabis products, lower-potency hemp edibles, or hemp-derived consumer products by a person 21 years of age or older does not constitute the unlawful use of a controlled substance under this item" ["this item" is the 5th degree possession one]

Weed's been legal (up to 2 oz) in mn since 2023.

He can get away with maybe 6 months then probo for 2 years if he has no priors and no DWI. Is my guess. He will get debarred.

There's no dui for him in mn. Just a couple traffic tickets and the Quest civil case.

And idk about disbarment. Most disbarments are for breaches of trust (or as they say it elsewhere, "crimes of moral turpitude"), typically involving clients (dr ud ng, draining trust accounts, sexual misconduct, etc.).

i feel so racist for assuming Drexel was the drug dealer, but goddamnit how did these wasps find so many hard drugs in minnesota without a black or mexican?

MN is nearly 80% white. His county is over 90% white. Plenty of drugs to be found from white people.

 

[veritarded]

Oh dear lawd, you know theres gonna be bodycam footage available eventually. Wonder what the state of them were, Lady Racketts looks drugged out of her mind.

Nicks mugshot doesn't look that bad compared to what we've seen this week, April just looks ashamed.

soon brother inshallah

 

[Ashburnipal]

MN Statutes in play (apologies if late, this thread is motoring like a drug addicted nonpracticing lawyer with a gun in his car):

Gun
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That’s the rule in most jurisdictions. Doesn't help that the firearms were lawfully purchased either. It’s possession while in proximity or possession of a controlled substance.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I genuinely believe Jim's Tulpa theory. That fucking medallion is cursed, that paper he read when he put it on activated it. He has to send it along to someone else to save himself. He must send it to... Patrick S. Tomlinson.

No child, the amulet must be destroyed. They only method I know of is to stab it, burn it, piss on it then shove it in a jar of pickles.

I'm not even sure if that can stop it anymore...

 

[smartomato]

I mean, it’s equaly as likely as anyone else. And there is no way we will ever know.

Josh better hope it wasn’t an idiot on the farm.

Hope for what. He is not legally responsible for what idiots here do.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

why is aaron lying about the farms and its involvement? he's claiming we took responsibility for it like we're a terrorist org

 

[Sharpeteer]

It's time like this I wish I didn't quit drinking, as there needs to be celebration of some sort over here. But I've seen where that could end up, so no.

Also, I bet so many people here feel so vindicated. If he mistreated you, or you called out their drug addiction and/or terrible parental behavior a long time ago, only to be met with some retard remark from him or his coping fans, today is a great day for you.

 

[Kurohige]

Guys, look at the bright side.... most people in here WANTED Nick to have more trial streams...

5D Chess. Nick will come back more sober and sharper than ever just to review and cover his own trial. He'll be back on top!

 

[6MillionCoofs]

100%

Remember just days ago people were speculating Our Wife is a good mother that takes good care of the kids and will perhaps move out of the house to keep the kids safe?

I remember seeing Our Wife for the first time and noticing the tatoos and assuming she was crazy as f.

I got the feeling as strange as it was that Nick was the stable one as a result.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Dude what?

At some point I blinked and Nick Rekieta went from a slightly cringy e-lawyer to an arrested felon and worse trainwreck than Ralph. This shit really makes one believe that demons are real.

 

[Max Free]

Josh is like a dowsing rod for persons about to crash hard. If he makes your acquaintance, start worrying.