Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If you told me Nick and Kayla would be arrested before Drex I wouldn't have believed you. I hope the remnants of lawtube cover this, I need to know more.

Drex confirmed nigger, he damn smart enough to get the fuck out whilst the getting was good

 

[genericwhitemale]

I can't tell what day was better to witness on the Farms: today, or the day Ralph leaked his sex tape? Definitely one for the history books.

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

Even now, as the pulped remains of the wreckage are subducted into the Earth's mantle after 500 million years of continental drift and the carcasses of it's passengers long since buried under shale and compressed into oil, we're still going to have like 3 people every page post "Nick please pull up; terrain, terrain."

Here's to a continued long slide and may we forever find new rock bottoms to smash through, Ralph 2 here we come!

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

I'm suddenly reminded of FPSRussia. If you combine drugs and guns in any amount, and people/the system have reason to see you charged, you will be charged.

That shit that happened to Kyle is still fucking bullshit. Don't ever forget that.

Does this mean we get a second person stream @Null?

This time detailing the entire history of Rekeita up to this point, that would be great.

Metokur adoption arc?

Jim should homeschool them so there are 2 more people like him in the world.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Anyone mention how Nick and the Non-wife were arrested at the same time, but his wife was an hour away? Was she hiding under the butter dish lid?

 

[zimzam88]

Another gem from rekeita lolcows subscribers.

They just didn't have time to put on makeup, they're perfectly healthy!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

He'll definitely break a few more ribs.

Pat cucked again.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

He only wanted Nick arrested! He thought april was coming to get her stuff today and lady r had doc appointment

I remember some talk earlier in the thread about how Aaron wasn't going to get custody of his kids in this divorce with all the shit he was admitting to. I think his chances just skyrocketed.

Only 26-27 pages behind...

 

[MakeAnimeGA]

But guys! Nick will get the top lawyer in the nation and get the case thrown out.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

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"Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop drinking at work? A stream big enough that it could be referenced on NETFLIX goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Kayler. I am the danger. A guy opens his asshole and gets balldo'd, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who cucks!"

 

[ChromaQuack]

"I'm sure I'll be able to catch up to this thread now that it's slowing d---"

This nigga gets arrested, 60 pages in an instant.

Jesus Christ, it's never been so over, just Epstein yourself already Nick and let your kids be raised by their grandparents.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Aaron just blamed us for this. Did one of you guys call the cops?

John gets his revenge.

Watching this all happen must be cathartic.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I hope this doesn't kill Jim from laughing to death

He’d go down laughing like he always promised at least.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

We told you to pull up, dumbass…

NO SURVIVORS

 

[Asian tech support]

What's the possibility the tipper was actually Rendazza?

 

[Phillip Green]

Could this just be an insanely unlucky drug bust? Law pope goes with his two crack whores to pick up drugs for the long memorial day weekend and manages to get caught in a sting.

What's interesting to me is the difference in booking times. April and Nick were booked into custody at 10:03 and 10:08 respectively. Kayla was over an hour later at 11:30. Why such a big difference?

Perhaps a traffic stop gone wrong with April and Nick (the Mustang being involved, no doubt), followed by a welfare check to the house finding Kayla zonked out as the kids tend to themselves? I don't know, but the time difference doesn't make a ton of sense for a single event raid event.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

POV: You're the prosecutor in Rekieta & Imholte v. State of Minnesota, witnessing the main defendant beginning the courtroom drama of a lifetime:

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Dear Nick...

 

[Absurdity]

Hoe Lee Sheet. Let the Racketball tournament begin!

 

[sallowhal]

Definitely not what Nick had, but Cocaine is unironically used as a local anesthetic for the eyes.

it can also, in its liquid form, be used to stop severe cases of epistaxis