Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ise]

It's so fucking over for him. Both of them are fucked.

 

[NylonPython]

Man those kids are fucked. Nick's booking photo is not of a guy hitting rock bottom and realizing it. It's a guy that is pissed off his party stopped....momentarily.

As soon as he is bailed out, he is gonna out pillstream ralph.

Nick is transforming into Dante from Clerks

 

[PeachDream]

Man usually kiwifarms features are "furry eats own shit, whines at internet" it's rare I'm genuinely shocked.
I feel like it had to be pretty bad/brazen for them to get arrested.

Nick's a lawyer though, so I'm sure he'll get out fine

 

[Angry Shoes]

Has anyone mentioned DSP yet? Just wanted to check.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Pretty sure Nick has seen a courtroom more as a defendant than he ever has as a lawyer.

 

[kung fu mongoloid]

Nick about to have more black men than even he can handle.

The 5k subscribers gift slips even further from locals grasp.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Shamelessly stolen from twitter. Now I think it was a Sonichu Medallion infused with the RALPHACURSE!

 

[jspit2.0]

Both Kayla and Nick
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He doesn't care but shit does she look like she knows this is life ruining shit

 

[LiquidKid]

I like how he’s being a dismissive, stuck up douchebag even in his mug shot.

Meanwhile Kayla and April look like crack whores.
This week can’t get better, can it?

 

[Schpoots]

 

[White Pride World Wide]

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Oh god, they both went absolutely crackhead crazy

 

[Orc-Chud]

Right so Amhol(t)e is blaming the Kiwi Farms - disavow.

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Why’s he saying it like it’s a fact? That’s so fucking sus. If he really didn’t know he’d be like “I don’t know but I think it was kiwifarms” which would be a very good assumption, but the fact he’s saying “it was kiwifarms”

“Apparently it’s kiwifarms” apparently???

This nigger knows who did it and it was either him or his parents and he’s deflecting blame

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Aaron the snitch is a cucked faggot.
"Kiwi Farms are taking credit and doing victory laps, guys."

Probably a snitch, definitely a criminal during his high times with Rekieta, and absolutely cucked. He might do well in his divorce saga however.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

When are the weebs ITT going to make a Komm Süsser Todt edit of Rekieta? I'm disappointed I haven't seen anybody make one yet.

Edit: lmao, I'm blind I guess.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Patbros, the year is lost. It's over.

 

[Sector2]

Man, remember when he first started dabbling with the IBS boys? Fresh young clean cut lawyer...

 

[SangeAndYasha]

Will there be ceiling cats in prison?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Everyone saying it was a domestic they have no close neighbors other than maybe the relatives staying in their first worst house for close to free. They have no incentive to call the cops and their houses might not even be clsoe enough to hear anything (not sure about that) but still why would they kill the golden goose?

 

[Tiggletown]

I HOPE HE GETS RAPED BY NIGGERS IN PRISON I AM AMERICAN.

 

[HackerX]

Good old Gunt, attributing someone else's unrelated L as a W for himself.

Whenever Ralph declares a W on something he had nothing to do with, he gets a huge L soon after, wonder what that will be this time?

Back in ye olden days, Ralph would have been able to boot up a stream, have a couple of guests, and rake in the xannyberries, while having a good time. That isn't the case, so it's a Ralph L by default