Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

What?! Arrested?! For a drug charge?!

Why the fuck wasn't arrested for possession on the bingo card!!!!!????

 

[DumbDude43]

Working on getting a FOIA request for the bodycam footage boys!

foia requests are public record too
you really want to dox yourself to kf over this rekeita shit?

 

[Wodanaz]

I can't fucking believe Rekieta will have to be sober for at least one (1) day in jail, for the first time in at least a year.

 

[Anstiv]

Guys I just realized. The judge determining his bail might be the same judge presiding over his defamation case. God that would be fucking funny. At the very least she's already heard about it!

 

[Unironick]

Rekieta won't survive prison, Eric July's boyz will turn him out within days.

So not that different from Hedonism 2 then?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Fuck Sleep.

Agreed, I decided to take the day off tomorrow, so I ain't leaving.

This is so fucking good. I am still taken back.

 

[GoudaChris]

I wonder who's gonna flip Kayla or april? This type of shit either ends marriages or they end up dying in a Bunker after posting bail.

seeing how fucked kayla looks, i bet april flips on both of them

 

[geek_bait]

women with tattoos doing degenerate filthy things? say it ain't so!

 

[Cuckoman]

i don't think a farmer called the cops, but someone help me out here.

was there not a community happenings post where someone asked "should we call cps?" or something to that effect? am i retarded and/or schizophrenic? did i dream that?

The farms calling the cops is bullshit. We do not touch cows,and surprising as it might sound sometimes things happen that are not orchestrated by KiwiFarms.

The faggot were getting fullscale normie attention on uncountable normie youtube channels that normies watch.
Cops also watch youtube and have friends and family that watch youtube too.

Most likely some local kid watched one of the drama channels and "hey dad, come look what crazy shit Nick down the road have been up to. I hope his kids are ok".

 

[N I G M O D E]

It's done. It's over.

 

[break these cuffs]

I can't fucking believe Rekieta will have to be sober for at least one (1) day in jail, for the first time in at least a year.

Holiday weekend if their asses don't get in front of a judge today or tomorrow.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

he’s a trust fund kid. I humbly submit that every life has a lose condition if you try hard enough.

his parents must be pissed, in general teenagers are the most likely to be arrested and each year it drops like a cliff. barely anyone in their 40s gets arrested their first time. usually its habitual fuck ups.

I hope the remnants of lawtube cover this, I need to know more.

Nick was a pro-depp, chad christian dad youtube streamer. i honestly think everyone's going to be covering this. its literally chris-chan tier.

What a genuinely terrivble friend

i mean he's only been famous the last decade because he pulled the ultimate dickhead move. of course he's a bad friend

If they get put into the foster system

the bright side is the oldest is close enough to 18 to pull a "party of 5" and keep them from that.

Christ, have mercy.

and that was from only two years of this, she looked ok during the depp show era

 

[Omori Boy]

Aaron says he was doing MDMA. It was probably cut up with coke too.

Yeah that's probably right. Crack and meth just don't fit, that's why I mentioned poppers. MDMA cut with either fent. or something makes *a lot* more sense.

 

[TheClappening]

I wonder who's gonna flip Kayla or april? This type of shit either ends marriages or they end up dying in a Bunker after posting bail.

Spousal privilege still exists, so if anything it would be April.

 

[Basic0female]

Was April their so called “nanny”?

 

[RussianParasite]

It's amazing the locals retards are coping that hard.

No way. You’ve got to be kidding me. How are there still Nicksuckers after this development? I don’t think I could find that strong of copium if I tried. Take the L, losers. KF was right.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

This is what I'm thinking. There's no way he does hard time for this. It'll be probation, house arrest, fines, or some combination of the three.

There's no chance he's going to prison. He would need to do something really retarded - like insult the judge.

 

[Top Skink]

 

[NylonPython]

The farms calling the cops is bullshit. We do not touch cows,and surprising as it might sound sometimes things happen that are not orchestrated by KiwiFarms.

The faggot were getting fullscale normie attention on uncountable normie youtube channels that normies watch.
Cops also watch youtube and have friends and family that watch youtube too.

Most likely some local kid watched one of the drama channels and "hey dad, come look what crazy shit Nick down the road have been up to. I hope his kids are ok".

It could also have been any of the people tangentially related to the Steel Toe show that hate him now.

 

[Jump]

If you look at the booking times Kayla is about an hour and a half after Nick and April.
It's possible the police stayed with her at the house (or wherever they got arrested) and gave her some time to make arrangements for the kids before hauling her off.

I don't see DUI on the charges so maybe they all got busted at the house?

Maybe she OD'ed, and was booked at the hospital later.
In my neck of the woods the cops always go in 1st on OD calls to make it safe for the EMT's.