> be Nick
> go to trial representing self against felony drug and weapon charges
> see this motherfucker as the lead prosecutor
> "well well well, Mr Rekieta... It's been a while..."
> "I know that you covered the Rittenhouse trial. My failure. My humiliation. You spent weeks watching me. You probably learnt a thing or two about how I operate..."
> "But I haven't been resting on my laurels. I've been improving my craft. And I dare say, my non-practising friend, that you've become rather rusty..."
> "For while you spent weeks watching me, I, dear friend, have spent years watching you. I saw your slide into addiction and debauchery, to become shackled and enslaved to hedonism and consumption..."
> "I saw every stream. Every locals video. I built a faultless model of your degrading mental state, which I honed while waiting for you to hit rock bottom. For me to set these events in motion."
> "I know what you think, and the time it takes you to think it. I now know you better than you know yourself. And you just might find that you're better acquainted with me than you think as well..."
> "I would say that you have been my sensei into your own psyche, but as we both know... Anime Sucks."
> "Cope and sneed, my friend, let the cross-examination begin."
> wat do
