Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
I haven't watched his shit since he dropped lawsplaining for being an idiot for no reason, so HOLY SHIT he and his wife HAVE to both be on some serious shit. They both look like skeletons.

Ladies and gentlemen, i would like to present to you Nicky and Lady Crackets:
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1: cops watching a dealer follow nick back home / dealer gets caught, spilling beans, they get picked up at home.
Highly unlikely. Cops bust up, not down. They push dealers for distributors, not clients.
 
Can a beread burger explain what's going on here? Is the weapon lawful or not?
According to the statute he's been charged under:

Ineligible persons.​


The following persons shall not be entitled to possess ammunition or a pistol or semiautomatic military-style assault weapon or, except for clause (1), any other firearm:
(10) a person who:
(iii) is an unlawful user of any controlled substance as defined in chapter 152. The use of medical cannabis flower or medical cannabinoid products by a patient enrolled in the registry program or the use of adult-use cannabis flower, adult-use cannabis products, lower-potency hemp edibles, or hemp-derived consumer products by a person 21 years of age or older does not constitute the unlawful use of a controlled substance under this item;

TL;DR - even a legally-purchased gun becomes illegal the second you get busted with drugs.
 
> be Nick
> go to trial representing self against felony drug and weapon charges
> see this motherfucker as the lead prosecutor
> "well well well, Mr Rekieta... It's been a while..."
> "I know that you covered the Rittenhouse trial. My failure. My humiliation. You spent weeks watching me. You probably learnt a thing or two about how I operate..."
> "But I haven't been resting on my laurels. I've been improving my craft. And I dare say, my non-practising friend, that you've become rather rusty..."
> "For while you spent weeks watching me, I, dear friend, have spent years watching you. I saw your slide into addiction and debauchery, to become shackled and enslaved to hedonism and consumption..."
> "I saw every stream. Every locals video. I built a faultless model of your degrading mental state, which I honed while waiting for you to hit rock bottom. For me to set these events in motion."
> "I know what you think, and the time it takes you to think it. I now know you better than you know yourself. And you just might find that you're better acquainted with me than you think as well..."
> "I would say that you have been my sensei into your own psyche, but as we both know... Anime Sucks."
> "Cope and sneed, my friend, let the cross-examination begin."
> wat do
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Binger would have his pocket square and flamboyant purple tie.
 
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He was very good at seeming legit.
Lawyers and 'respected' white collar people always have shit like this in their closet or at least their past. Its notorious in the tech/techbro community look at Bankman Fried, his gf's harem, and a bunch of tech CEOs or whatever getting killed from dealers or being around that scene in San Francisco. I remember some Dr in Tennessee getting busted for partying hard with patients he was selling opiods and other scheduled drugs to, and some of the nurses too.
I wonder if a night in a cell without whisky is all it will take to trigger the DT's in Nick.
Seizures peak at like 72 ish hours since last drink. I dont think hes that bad off though, if hes doing all the other party drugs, he might be doing what Ethan Ralph was apparently doing with benzos and liquor.



Yet again, DSP outlasts another one!

Edit: FUCK, I'M LATE AND GAY
I just realized yall are bringing this up since DSP was dunking on him recently lol
 
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I checked Kandiyohi County Public Safety and their relevant State Police scanners, and turned up nothing for the 3 hours prior to the official booking. I probably missed something, but it doesn't sound like there was a "raid" on the Rekietas between 7:00 and 10:00 or anything similar.
 
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