Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[tacoindaface]

I didn't accuse you of gargling froggie balls. Strange that you wanna get ahead of that though.
Either way, I accused you of needing warm milk and a nap.


Just because you want there to be a super villain in this equation, doesn't mean there is.
I appreciate this fan fic you're creating though. Change the names and make a comic out of it.
Well, a manga. Fuck nobody reads comics anymore.


You do hate him though. Even now you refuse to acknowledge that Eric offered a way to prevent Nick from getting arrested today. You're still digging your heels in.

I want you to tell me now that Eric July called the police on Nick Rekieta. Let's get that new galaxy brain take out of the way now. I know it's gonna come flyin' out of that treasure trove of good ideas you call a noggin'?

You're so desperate to white knight for July that you have to insist that I hate him and want "TND" just because I don't think he genuinely wants to give Rekieta (one of his detractors) thousands of dollars.

You jump from me calling July "Least Awful" to pre-emptively insulting me for a theory I don't have.

My heels are firmly planted in the belief that July pretends to be nicer than he is because he understand internet optics, EVS is a total douche and a Neo-SJW, and Rekieta needs help that he's not going to get over the internet from anybody on Twitter.

This has been my position from the start, but you've tried to spin it into everything and the kitchen sink.

Literally nothing you've said in the last like 5 post can be summarized as "laughing at both." Its more akin to bitching and purity testing both sides than laughing. But sure.

This is Kiwifarms.

Are you expecting people on here to spend their time talking about how great the people you like are?

I have purity tested all 12 sides, and found them ALL wanting.

That's why I'm here.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

This has been my position from the start, but you've tried to spin it into everything and the kitchen sink.

Says the galaxy brain that insists Eric July is the devil.

 

[Absurdity]

You assume that offer was genuine. I don't.

Nick will now accept the state's even more generous offer and go on a 7+ year rehab in prison. Almost makes you wonder if his friends could have done more. Even if Nick bothered to call July's bluff he might have avoided disaster. The longest session of Racketball is about to take place.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Imagine all of this going down and Aaron came out the best.

 

[Absurdity]

Kat Williams predicted it all.

 

[tacoindaface]

Says the galaxy brain that insists Eric July is the devil.

If you live in a world where "Least Awful" translates to "devil" then I'd suggest you look at your own angst levels.

Your insistence on over-exaggerating my position isn't making your arguments any more persuasive.

Nick will now accept the state's even more generous offer and go on a 7+ year rehab in prison. Almost makes you wonder if his friends could have done more. Even if Nick bothered to call July's bluff he might have avoided disaster. The longest session of Racketball is about to take place.

Now see, when the state offers to throw somebody in prison I absolutely assume they are being genuine.

We still might get to see Rekieta call July's bluff. I can't imagine he'll be denied bail. He could get out, and complete a rehab program before he ever sees a trial date. It's my understanding this is actually a fairly common tactic.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Your insistence on over-exaggerating my position isn't making your arguments any more persuasive.

Kind of like how you insist Eric July is the devil?

I want you to tell me now that EJ called the cops on Nick. I know that's the next amazing scheme you hatch up. That's the only logical conclusion to your exceptional theory that Eric offered rehab in order to harm Nick. So cut to the chase, and just spit it out now.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Eric July continues to win by being boring.
I think there might be a lesson to be learned here.

 

[tacoindaface]

Kind of like how you insist Eric July is the devil?

I want you to tell me now that EJ called the cops on Nick. I know that's the next amazing scheme you hatch up. That's the only logical conclusion to your exceptional theory that Eric offered rehab in order to harm Nick. So cut to the chase, and just spit it out now.

Just gonna double down on lying about everything I said?

Again "Least Awful".

Again, way to establish a strawman argument and then attribute it to me with your amazing psychic powers of prediction.

Again, I never said he did it to "harm" Nick. I said he did it to flex/virtue signal to HIS OWN fans.

Do you have voices in your head interpreting the plain English text in front of you?

Eric July continues to win by being boring.
I think there might be a lesson to be learned here.

It's the Valve approach.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

LMAO, "a ton of people have distanced themselves".
Coomalot, you fucking nigger, you were pushing the narrative that both you and Rekieta were getting blacklisted because of July, not because you were degenerate time bombs. You only ditched Rekieta's AIDS-riddled corpse after you hitched your ride on EVS. Get fucked.

 

[Mikoyan]

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You're gonna need a new sponsor, man.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Just gonna double down on lying about everything I said?

Just gonna quadruple down on insisting Eric July is the devil?

Again, I never said he did it to "harm" Nick. I said he did it to flex/virtue signal to HIS OWN fans.

This you, bleach drinker?

 

[Absurdity]

If you live in a world where "Least Awful" translates to "devil" then I'd suggest you look at your own angst levels.

Your insistence on over-exaggerating my position isn't making your arguments any more persuasive.



Now see, when the state offers to throw somebody in prison I absolutely assume they are being genuine.

We still might get to see Rekieta call July's bluff. I can't imagine he'll be denied bail. He could get out, and complete a rehab program before he ever sees a trial date. It's my understanding this is actually a fairly common tactic.

Here's the thing, who the hell cares if it was genuine or not? If it was for optics alone, Rekieta still could have taken advantage of it and man-to-man that's at least worth a nod. Leave the faggy hand-wringing over being "genuine" to the wives and girlfriends. The big news here was that mfing Nick Rekieta Esquire III was doing a death-warmed over impression of Gollum's aging process. But none of this matters now, Rackets is entering into the last third of his E! True Hollywood Story and July at least had the horse sense to make some kind of gesture.

Now we can safely move onto the topic of the Rackets' surviving through the trial process and actually going to jail, or better yet what a big fat slob shitface Sciverfrog is as well lol.

 

[tacoindaface]

This you, bleach drinker?

Did you get so mad you couldn't work the quote function?

How does July enjoying something HARM Nick? You do know that emotions aren't a zero-sum game right? Somebody can enjoy watching somebody else fail, and that enjoyment doesn't make the failure any worse.

I mean, that's a big part of what we do here. We enjoy watching the cows. Our watching doesn't make them MORE of a cow.

Here's the thing, who the hell cares if it was genuine or not? If it was for optics alone, Rekieta still could have taken advantage of it and man-to-man that's at least worth a nod. Leave the faggy hand-wringing over being "genuine" to the wives and girlfriends. The big news here was that mfing Nick Rekieta Esquire III was doing a death-warmed over impression of Gollum's aging process. But none of this matters now, Rackets is entering into the last third of his E! True Hollywood Story and July at least had the horse sense to make some kind of gesture.

Now we can safely move onto the topic of the Rackets' surviving through the trial process and actually going to jail, or better yet what a big fat slob shitface Sciverfrog is as well lol.

That's a valid point.

It was a difference of opinion. I do, however, enjoy watching Olórin of Hype devolve into a lolcow with his insistence that this minor difference of opinion over something that doesn't really matter, and can't be proven either way, so I'm going to keep poking at him until he spergs out and does a livestream about how I think "July is LITERAL DEVIL".

Because I think he's a griftoid here to spread propaganda about his new Poster Boy: Saint July.

And, because it amuses me.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Please at least throw some slurs at each other so it's interesting for third parties to watch.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Did you get so mad you couldn't work the quote function?

No I'm torturing your OCD. That's why the highlight is all wriggly. I know it makes you grind your teeth.

We enjoy watching the cows. Our watching doesn't make them MORE of a cow.

You're in here insisting Eric July is the devil.

How does July enjoying something HARM Nick?

Your "Everything I don't like is Eric July" posting above says that Eric's delighing in Rekieta's suffering. That he's doing this on purpose so he can get clips of Nick's suffering. This means, you're saying Eric's causing harm to harvest clips of it.

What do the windows on the short bus taste like?

I think "July is LITERAL DEVIL".

Glad you admit it. This is a good step for you.
You should say sorry to Eric July. He offered Nick an offramp to this and you just said he's the "LITERAL DEVIL".

Please at least throw some slurs at each other so it's interesting for third parties to watch.

Naw. Tac's just over tired and needs some warm milk and a nap.
Most well rested people recognize that Eric, less than 36 hours ago offered Nick a chance to prevent this outcome; and that is a very cool thing to do to someone who has been smearing him for 8+ months.

Too bad it worked out this way because people who need a nap like Tac went around galvanizing Nick's lifestyle instead of going to his house, dumping out all of his booze, and disposing of all his drugs. Oh well.

 

[tacoindaface]

Please at least throw some slurs at each other so it's interesting for third parties to watch.

Don't spoil the ending dude!

Your "Everything I don't like is Eric July" posting above says that Eric's delighing in Rekieta's suffering. That he's doing this on purpose so he can get clips of Nick's suffering. This means, you're saying Eric's causing harm to harvest clips of it.

He's doing WHAT exactly on purpose? Are you proposing that I think July went over and pumped Rekieta full of drugs?

Nick caused all his own suffering.

July is enjoying watching it, just like I am.

If I shoot a video of me driving past a trainwreck, and post it on the internet for clicks and pinkies, do you then assume that I CAUSED that trainwreck?

You should say sorry to Eric July. He offered Nick an offramp to this and you just said he's the "LITERAL DEVIL".

Do you enjoy putting July's penis in your mouth as much as you enjoy trying to put words into mine?

Now, the ending I promised: You've gone full faggot for a nigger that will not help you sell your shit books. You're so desperate to be a bitch for ANYBODY that you've run screaming and crying from the Froggot homo's shadow, over to the nigger's shadow. Both of them are better than you at everything you do and always will be. No matter how much you sperg out here trying to convince people who don't matter (like ME!) that July is Our New Hero™, you're still not going to be loved by any of your faggot-daddies.

 

[KingofSomething]

Eric and Nick used to be on good terms. Is it really too much to consider that even if Eric doesn't like Nick now, watching him spiral this badly wasn't fun for Eric to watch? Might Eric be doing this to flex for internet points? Maybe. The born-again Christian might also just hate watching a man with wife and kids drink himself to rockbottom while his supposed friends laugh and cheer him on

 

[Absurdity]

Did you get so mad you couldn't work the quote function?

How does July enjoying something HARM Nick? You do know that emotions aren't a zero-sum game right? Somebody can enjoy watching somebody else fail, and that enjoyment doesn't make the failure any worse.

I mean, that's a big part of what we do here. We enjoy watching the cows. Our watching doesn't make them MORE of a cow.


That's a valid point.

It was a difference of opinion. I do, however, enjoy watching Olórin of Hype devolve into a lolcow with his insistence that this minor difference of opinion over something that doesn't really matter, and can't be proven either way, so I'm going to keep poking at him until he spergs out and does a livestream about how I think "July is LITERAL DEVIL".

Because I think he's a griftoid here to spread propaganda about his new Poster Boy: Saint July.

And, because it amuses me.

I'm all about a-logging but let's try to be realistic and say the person here who really deserves all the logging are the Racketeers. July barely registers. I mean what a galactic train wreck. I can't imagine what kind of event short of someone dying is going to dethrone this as the top story of the year. I think you're genuinely mistaking the general sentiment of schadenfreude for fat faggot Frog finally getting assblasted to the point of no return by a random YouTube hustler who merely checked the CG boxes better than CG as some superhero himself.

This is Total Tardmageddon, I'm sure somewhere down the line July will start making some big mistakes, no need to jump the gun yet to lessen the impact. So far, even his "mistakes" are making him look better than the rest of the Sektur. If he has a true lolcow within, he will unnaturally cling to some aspect of his ascendancy.