Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bowl of Ramen]

The bad news continues for Nick, Ethan Ralph is now dunking on him

I for one don't blame him you can't expect the Ralphamale to associate with drug addled alcoholics who cheat on their wife and don't look after their kids

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COMMON RALPH W

ANOTHER ALL-TIME BANGER, BISH!!!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

warski does the same ack ack ack thing that Juju does it's so fucking grating. I should stop the commentary because I am putting out a lot of negative vibes.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Since it's been brought up a bunch in the thread, and they mentioned it on KinoCasino I figured I'd talk again about potential bar discipline. The tl:dr is he'll likely get suspended but chances are slim to none he'll be disbarred, even if convicted.

The Minnesota Office of Lawyers Professional Responsibility publish an annual summary of disciplinary matters, and between 2020 and 2023 there were only 15 disbarments, and of those 15 only 2 weren't directly related to the practice of law (although one still involved the clients). In fact they explicitly mention cases of people having serious felony charges (more serious than Rackets shit IMO) and that felonies will always trigger disciplinary action, but necessarily disbarment:

You could probably make a legitimate argument that the charges are somewhat related to his practice. He was representing April for her speeding ticket and failed to show up. Given the proximity, it seems likely that the two events are somewhat related. Forced rehab (that he won't do) to regain his license is probably more likely.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Don't they have like six kids? What a sad situation.

If you want to live a deviant lifestyle, don't procreate.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4
G - COURT/PENDING - 624.713.1(10)(iii)
Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled


April Imholte
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

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https://www2.kcmn.us/LETG/custody/custody.html

https://archive.is/7Hfm1

Better call Saul

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Holy shit I get offline for family time and come back to this!? Nick you dumb mother fucker. Those poor kids. This is worst than I thought...but lol did he get arrested in his hedonism tank top?

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Rekieta emerging from prison in 6 months:

 

[The Backwards Man]

We already had the Pillstream.

Nick is the new Ralph.
April is gonna be the next Faith Vickers.
Jamaica is gonna be Nick's Mexico.
Eric July is gonna beat Nicks ass in some European country in the same way Cog's friend beat Ralph.
Montagraph's lawsuit is gonna be Nicks version of the constant battle with Matt Vickers (although less insufferable)
The cycle will continue until the end of time.

 

[Sperg_rancher]

BossmanJack isn't winning Lolcow of the Year is he...

It's not too late for BMJ arrest. let the year ride out.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Regarding who called the police, my guess is that it was a normie. Rekieta has had the attention of the Kiwi Farms and associated figures for while now, but his downfall only reached the normies after the stream on Monday night. In any case, no matter who called the cops, nobody forced him to become a drug addict. It's on him.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Maybe that's why Kayla has a delay in booking? None of them are particularly smart, but she's also pilled out and has quite a lot to potentially talk about. Rackets is a lawyer, April is an obvious cheating partner, so any decent cop is going to have Kayla pinned as the weak link.

This was my first thought. Nick and April said nothing, got arrested and booked. Kayla was probably a weeping mess, pulled aside alone and spilled her spaghetti about the alcoholism, drugs, her trying to stop the spiral, how much she really loves Jesus, muh kids, boo-hoo hoo, etc…

 

[Joe Swanson]

Rackets be on dat Ralphamale grindset

 

[Klaptrap]

Take your bets on his parents disowning him now! from trust-fund to fucked, trust.

 

[Hambubger]

 

[Mikoyan]

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There is only one thing that can contain this evil. Pure silver, embossed with the demon's master. We need to gather as many as we can to make a cage to encase the medallion.

You'll have a gun fight if you want mine.

 

[Mandemus]

We already had the Pillstream.

Nick is the new Ralph.
April is gonna be the next Faith Vickers.
Jamaica is gonna be Nick's Mexico.
Eric July is gonna beat Nicks ass in some European country in the same way Cog's friend beat Ralph.
Montagraph's lawsuit is gonna be Nicks version of the constant battle with Matt Vickers (although less insufferable)
The cycle will continue until the end of time.

nothing new under the sun as the old book said.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What's going on with Jim?

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Cool! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GZUk5av4io

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Ehh?

The date is March 30, 2024...

 

[TheGuntinator]

Baldobros... its so fuckin over.

 

[Pagan Min]

What's going on with Jim?

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Cool! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GZUk5av4io

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Ehh?

Dude, look at the date on the tweet... You'll piece it together, I'm sure of it...

Edit: Beaten to the punch by @Dixieland Buckaroo ...LOL

 

[inception_state]

Over 6k viewers on Kick.

Edit: Also I somewhat disagree with Josh, the cops love throwing in the firearm charge as a negotiating tactic. If they find drugs in the house and guns in the house, it's an idiot-proof way to force the person to take a plea.