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Richard Dawkins convinced this tranny that christianity was a lie, but how dare he attack my new religion!
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Excuse me! Excuse me everyone, it's time to announce the official HOT GIRL CODE. If you want to be a hot girl, you must follow these instructions precisely or you will be clocked and mocked.
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The Hot Girl Code Hot Girl Guide :karma: (self.MtF)

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Girls have a code, and hot girls follow it. This is a culmination of comments on a different post along with some additions from my experience and my wife's experience being girls in the world. Feel free to comment any other suggestions:)

The Hot Girl Code​

Rule #1: Hot girls are girls’ girls. There are no exceptions to this rule. Pick-me girls are not for the girlies, and hot girls stand up for other girls.

Rule #2: Never sacrifice a woman for a man’s enjoyment. Gossip and shit talking about other girls stays in between your group of girlies. Letting a man in on the tea might put that girl in danger, and hot girls never put other women in danger.

Rule #3: Hot girls protect other women. If you see a man making a woman uncomfortable, congrats! Y’all are best friends now. Stay with your new bestie until the threat leaves and then make sure she has a safe place to go to after. Also, you can rely on other girls to do the same for you even if you have never seen them before. Girls protect other girls.

Rule #4: It’s okay to be real with other women from the get-go. You can be superficial with the boys but get down to business with the girls. If they ask a question, answer kindly and honestly. This includes telling a woman that she has something in her teeth, that her dress has a tear, and that their lipstick needs to be touched up. Don’t correct things they can’t fix quickly, though.

Rule #5: Maintain an emergency hot girl kit at all times. This on-the-go kit is an essential requirement for being for the girls. You kit should include pads, tampons, perfume, and something to make your breath fresh. This kit should go with you wherever you go. If you are feeling extra, keep a loose fitting change of clothes in your car that you are ok parting with in case one of the girls needs it.

Rule #6: Show up for the girlies! Whether it’s someone’s birthday or just a bad day, go all out for them. Make them their favorite treat, shoot them a text, or come over with games or a movie. Being over the top is a good thing, and your kindness will show the girls that you are a safe person to be around.

Rule #7: Go where the girls are and invite the girls to come where you are. If you’re on a bus and have an empty seat next to you, offer it to women getting on. If you are at the gym, go where the girls are. Women stick together.

Rule #8: Smile at other women and compliment them sincerely. Life is hard for women, and you could brighten it up with a single look or sentence.

Rule #9: When you are at the bar with your girls, y’all are responsible for making sure that everyone has a good night and makes it home safely. Tend to other women’s drinks while they are away, get people water when they need it, and make sure everyone texts you when they get home.

Rule #10: Being a hot girl means being in community with other girls. You can’t help others if you aren’t with others, so get involved with other women. Show up for events, start watching the WNBA, and support women and queer owned businesses. Go out of your way to make new feminine friends and learn more about other cultures so you can help all women, not just the ones that look like you.

Edit: Amendment #1: Other useful items in your required hot girl kit are ibuprofen, migraine medication, and hair ties.

Amendment #2: Following the code makes you hot.

The hot girl who wrote this:
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Most of that wouldn't be inappropriate from other women. Offering other women the seat next to you on the bus, kinda wierd. Women don't do that. Because I don't want to sit next to a stranger unless I have to, and they don't want to sit next to me if they don't have to.

Coming from a transwoman? Creepy. I'd sit next to the scariest looking nigger gang banger before sitting next to a tranny, given a choice.

A tranny trying to act like my best friend if another man is acting creepy? I'll do anything I can to extricate myself from the suitation and leave the establishment.

No way in hell am I trusting my drink during a night out to a tranny.

Trannies are men, and as we know, more likely to be sex pests than normal men.
 
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My Brother in Christ, my Righteous Fury at such Heresy caused me to misspeak, thanks for the catch, I've corrected.

My point still stands however. The Cathars were literally burned for less than this.
Pope Francis, like all modern Popes, is a pale shadow of the likes of Pope Clement, or Pope Innocent, but this is Heresy that would have disgusted Pope Alexander Borgia. I saw Francis had condemned Gendershit, I can't believe he would be happy with this, this Bishop has overstepped.
Back when the Church took itself seriously the Inquisition would have beaten this Heretic Bishops brain in with his own Mitre and burned the Pooner Monk that spits in the face of God.

This is why people are leaving the Church. It can't be a wind vane for current year woke shit. It has to be timeless and stand strong and condemn evil and immorality, people still respect that.
All this pandering does is drives away the Faithful, it's never going to win friends and converts among the Woke and the decadent and it shouldn't even try to.
These freaks are the enemy of all that is moral and decent, they are the enemy of God.

I hate the AntiChrist.
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Come home White man

 
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For me the content is informative and the explanation quite good. The voice and kind of overbearing presentation style would put me off though.
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I was watching this video game lore video the other day, and the voice at first sounded female but as it went on I could tell. More and more I'm starting to have this insane thought that women are becoming an endangered species because everywhere you look or hear there's a tranny.
 
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I think I would be a thousand times less uncomfortable if a man did something on that list instead of a skinwalker troon to be honest.

There's just so much wrong with it. In theory yes it's fine or whatever I can get behind protecting other women and making sure nobody slips them something but I don't wanna hear it from a tranny's mouth. For women it's a matter of life and death and general comradery, but for trannies it's just so that they can jerk their dick about making it to the girl's club. So now you have both the creepy guy at the bar and the creepy fat tranny with makeup tapping your shoulder all giddy that he just 'saved your life'. Both have charges for aggravated ultra rape Ew lol
 
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why doesn't he just say 'hot girlies cut open other girls and crawl inside them and wear them as a skin suit 2hile never allowing other girls a moments peace'?

just girlie things
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Ironically, I think, Buffalo Bill wouldn't ever just have crawled into a woman's skin. He was a skilled tailor and that skinsuit would have put Savile Row to shame if Clarice hadn't kyboshed Jame's career as a couturier.

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I think I would be a thousand times less uncomfortable if a man did something on that list instead of a skinwalker troon to be honest.

There's just so much wrong with it. In theory yes it's fine or whatever I can get behind protecting other women and making sure nobody slips them something but I don't wanna hear it from a tranny's mouth. For women it's a matter of life and death and general comradery, but for trannies it's just so that they can jerk their dick about making it to the girl's club. So now you have both the creepy guy at the bar and the creepy fat tranny with makeup tapping your shoulder all giddy that he just 'saved your life'. Both have charges for aggravated ultra rape Ew lol
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Some barstaff, if they see a woman is in distress from a man who won't leave her alone, discreetly let her know she can go to the women's toilets and a female member of staff will find her and escort her out. Nowadays, the man could just follow her into the toilets and nobody could say a word.
 
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I think I would be a thousand times less uncomfortable if a man did something on that list instead of a skinwalker troon to be honest.

There's just so much wrong with it. In theory yes it's fine or whatever I can get behind protecting other women and making sure nobody slips them something but I don't wanna hear it from a tranny's mouth. For women it's a matter of life and death and general comradery, but for trannies it's just so that they can jerk their dick about making it to the girl's club. So now you have both the creepy guy at the bar and the creepy fat tranny with makeup tapping your shoulder all giddy that he just 'saved your life'. Both have charges for aggravated ultra rape Ew lol
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lol imagine a brick hon following you around asking if you need a tampon cause girrrrl he’s got you! Even got you a change of clothes are you sure you don’t need it? Like I totally started my period too and us girls tend to sync up I know you’re starting any day now! I have tampons and pads and panty liners like just let me know! If he follows the hot girl rules his next post will be asking why are girls such bitches like they just stopped including me in everything I don’t understand?? And the responses will tell him that they’re all just jealous lol.
 
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Not a fetish, people!
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I love my boobs. (self.MtF)

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I didn't expect them to get so big. They're so jiggly and bouncy.
They're amazing. That is all :3
And the comment section agrees, not a fetish!
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If you dare to look at his "breasts"...
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It has to be timeless and stand strong and condemn evil and immorality, people still respect that.
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The church has been rotting from the inside for years. Making your priests and nuns take a vow of abstinence and then letting them loose on alterboys and orphans, hasnt really panned out that well and the length that the vatican has gone to to cover that shit up, is way beyond evil. Theres no doubt, that sexual exploitation of children is also rife in islam, but that cant be helped, when their profet was a pedo himself. Islam might be hardline when it comes to homos but funny enough, raping young men is ok, especially in very religious countries like Afghanistan and Pakistan. Its only haram to bottom.
The only ones who has gotten it right, is places like Uganda.
 
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this male feminist has no problem wishing TERFs would get beat, though:
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Now, hold on. Terfs really are the number one cause of trans death. While a man might murder the transwomen he spend the night with in a fit of gay panic, the passive hatred of Terfs is far more insidious. Everytime a Terf misgender a transwoman, every time a Terf look uncomfortable by sharing their changing room with them, they fill transwomen with suicidal urges. To add matter to worse, they deny transwomen their basic needs by refusing to have sex with them. It's really no wonder that terfs are number one on transwomen's hit list.
 
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This is completely hilarious. It's like this troon has never actually interacted with a woman.

Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
Rule #2: Never sacrifice a woman for a man’s enjoyment. Gossip and shit talking about other girls stays in between your group of girlies. Letting a man in on the tea might put that girl in danger, and hot girls never put other women in danger.

Rule #3: Hot girls protect other women. If you see a man making a woman uncomfortable, congrats! Y’all are best friends now. Stay with your new bestie until the threat leaves and then make sure she has a safe place to go to after. Also, you can rely on other girls to do the same for you even if you have never seen them before. Girls protect other girls.

Rule #4: It’s okay to be real with other women from the get-go. You can be superficial with the boys but get down to business with the girls. If they ask a question, answer kindly and honestly. This includes telling a woman that she has something in her teeth, that her dress has a tear, and that their lipstick needs to be touched up. Don’t correct things they can’t fix quickly, though.
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This was probably the funniest because women love to be catty and work against each other, even when they're friends. There is no "All girls on the same team", they're always competing for territory, status, and social power.

#2 is hilariously false, as I've watched lifelong best friends toss each other to the wolves chasing a "hot" guy and they LOVE to gossip about other women to guys.

#3 is the Troon excuse for chasing away guys from women they're jealous of.

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Rule #6: Show up for the girlies! Whether it’s someone’s birthday or just a bad day, go all out for them. Make them their favorite treat, shoot them a text, or come over with games or a movie. Being over the top is a good thing, and your kindness will show the girls that you are a safe person to be around.

Rule #7: Go where the girls are and invite the girls to come where you are. If you’re on a bus and have an empty seat next to you, offer it to women getting on. If you are at the gym, go where the girls are. Women stick together.
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If a girl did all this, it'd be a drama storm.

If a Troon did this, it's just plain creepy.

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Rule #8: Smile at other women and compliment them sincerely. Life is hard for women, and you could brighten it up with a single look or sentence.
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This is what shows me he really doesn't understand a thing about women. A smile from a woman can mean a million different things.
 
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