Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Can someone edit this with Nicks face? A fitting end for this weeb.

 

[ShoddyNoodle]

BRUH

 

[Forgot My Old Account :(]

I doubted you Rekeita bros, lolcow of the year? No way. He's just a 40 year old who's started drinking, whats so funny?

I was wrong. You could see where I was blind. This is the funniest arc I have ever seen in my life.

 

[Harm]

Oh shit, could Nick offer to rat out his dealer in exchange for a more lenient sentence?

If that blows up in his face and he pisses off some coke dealers, this could have a very tragic ending.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Where the fuck were they going with guns to rob the dealer or some shit

If they booked him for a drug charge and there were guns in the house or car, that's an automatic weapons charge.

 

[coldwave]

Hope they reflect on their behavior after this and change for the better.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

so Jim can't talk about me in Saturda

still waiting to discover who Shitrat is if i'm being honest

 

[Mouse Cop]

Can someone edit this with Nicks face? A fitting end for this weeb.

Someone did earlier in the thread.

 

[Gan Ying]

Nick LOTYchads rise up, all of last year's haters finding out we were just ahead of the curve

You don't understand. It was Pat's turn!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

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>Stalker Children, it was my plan all along for Rekieta to go to prison so Jim can't talk about me in Saturday. Enjoy prison.

The cows are evolving, first the DSPRedemption, and now minnesotan manipulative mastermind Patrick S. Tomlinson. We might have some problems down the line, guys

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

Shameless grifting even by Gunt standards

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Lol Gunt trying to sell Rekieta's mugshot on a shirt like it's Trump's. He somehow comes up with the shittiest merch like that Abortski shirt that no one other than Adolwulf would wear.

 

[foam rolla]

Damn, Josh tried to warn him about the path he was going down.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

I doubted you Rekeita bros, lolcow of the year? No way. He's just a 40 year old who's started drinking, whats so funny?

I was wrong. You could see where I was blind. This is the funniest arc I have ever seen in my life.

Hes going to be the first guy to win cow of the year two years in a row since Chris Chan

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

BossmanJack isn't winning Lolcow of the Year is he...

it's over for us Patbros too. Fuck at least i hope he enjoys prison

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick LOTYchads rise up, all of last year's haters finding out we were just ahead of the curve

No no no you don't get it Nick's not a lolcow it just seems like this because of how successful Nick was.

 

[Piss Chemist]

I'm starting to think we might not get those 14 locals streams

 

[waffle]

Buddie, I ain't never touching a Sonichu shaped anything. Demons are real, Christ is KIng.

 

[not william stenchever]

A 19 year old asian man was booked same day same drug charges… i kinda was guessing they got caught making a buy?

Asian guy was booked a bit more than 4 hours later.

 

[break these cuffs]

No no no you don't get it Nick's not a lolcow it just seems like this because of how successful Nick was.

Nick just has a couple drinks on stream to unwind after his kids go to bed. People need to calm the fuck down lol.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Combined with the weird moment in the drunken stream where he legitimately seemed possessed by the sonichu demon, I call this concrete proof that Nick is currently under the curse.