Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Slython]

Watching The Umbrella Guy and Megan Fox stream crying about Nick's change and people rooting for his 'downfall' and how mean the internet is.

Maybe they forget what an smug, asinine, cruel piece of shit he was towards others and his complete gas lighting about it. 'YOURE AN INEPT SOCIAL RETARD FAGGOT. BUT I LOVE YOU'. I'm sorry your e-lawyer buddy went full retard and you can't leach off him anymore but christ it wasn't unwarranted. Is it mean and childish? Absolutely but you can't be shocked about people wanting his comeuppance.

'He only put his children at risk around drugs and his deviant lifestyle and being a total asshole but now we can't make money off-... people are being totally mean to Rikky-poo!'

EDIT: I also wanted to add although I feel empathy for Rikky being an addict (I've dwelled into addiction myself) I never was an asshole to those around me and the people I love and care about. Nick's an addict but he's also a narcissistic, selfish, smug, legitimately retarded asshole. They aren't mutually exclusive

 

[Mouse Cop]

How did a portuguese guy end up looking like a fishman from innsmouth with a polish surname?

Real name Andy Pires (pronounced like Perez, I'm pretty sure).

 

[Duncan]

I hope the kids are okay.
But, Goddamn, Balldo getting arresting was not on my 2024 Bingo card.

 

[Red_Cap]

This hurts to see. I met Nick and his wife in Knoxville and if you told me this is where they were headed I would never have believed it.

This sucks.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Now he'll be ripping and tearing it in prison, we all know the stereotype of what happens in prison. We all know that he'll do some things that'll disgust him to survive. Especially we all know how he'd fare around people pressuring him. Which is he'll be a skinhead in prison

 

[Harm]

Watching The Umbrella Guy and Megan Fox stream crying about Nick's change and people rooting for his 'downfall' and how mean the internet is.

That fat cunt did nothing but enable him and tell him all he needed to do was eat butter. Stupid bitch facilitated this more than some no one losers on Kiwi Farms (myself included) making "meanie meanie bo beanie" posts.

 

[Bag of Bones]

Seeing all the posts of past Rekieta making his smug remarks about Null and the farms is so fucking funny. Wild how the people who actively dislike this site seem to be later proven grifters, drug addicts, alcoholics, pedophiles, uhhhh fuckin'... uhhhh, rapists. Meanwhile, many farms users are only guilty of micro-dosing hitler particles. That's not even an addictive substance, I can quit anytime I want.

 

[beautiful person]

Nigga shoulda pulled up

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Remember those multistream channels during the summer of floyd where you could watch trashfires happening in cities all over the country? we clearly need something like that for Rekieta because everyone is giving their takes right now

 

[AnOminous]

He's a lawyer. They don't have prior criminal records that we know of. He and his wife will have letters for recommendations that gush about how they're pillars of the community and homeschool and how it's been a rough time but given the opportunity they can turn it all around.

Don't forget that he's an asshole lawyer who is absolutely detested by anyone who has had personal interactions with him, quite possibly this very prosecutor. This lawyer could specifically have a bug up his ass about Rekieta. So could the judge hearing the case. Remember Ken McElroy from In Broad Daylight? Nick is the lawyer version of that.

Ken was such an absolute scumbag he was murdered, as the title goes, in broad daylight in front of dozens of witnesses, somehow nobody saw a thing, and there were so many people with a motive to do it that there was no way to investigate it. That's why I don't necessarily buy it was necessarily Aaron who ratted him out. In fact, I want to see the affidavit before I even decide anyone at all ratted him out. Look how out of hand this skeletal faggot has been for months. He could have done something so retarded it more or less forced the cops to search him.

Even if someone did snitch on him, it could be lots of people. Aaron is the most obvious, of course, but that doesn't mean it was actually him.

If he did, though, I assume he told whatever is "the couch story" to the cops.

If kids had to be removed from Rackets's Salo-inspired sex and drugs dungeon of a home, you can bet CPS is interested.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Since the Casino is reading some of my Local's posts. Here is the more milk I've collected, though it's calmed down some since my first two posts. Art the Clown is actually the voice of reason now @Null

Spoiler: Milk

 

[not william stenchever]

Lolcow of the year. Every year. All years. Forever.

Nick is become the allcow.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
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Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled


April Imholte
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Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

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https://www2.kcmn.us/LETG/custody/custody.html

https://archive.is/7Hfm1

Well, I didn't expect that!

Could have chosen your wife, anime, being a trad dad, and a healthy streaming career, instead he chose Balldos, drugs, and Cooms.

 

[BillyBobJoe]

Rekietas kids: dadddyy nooooooo

Rekietas Kids: " Daddy.....How Embarrassing" lol

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

enjoy jail, stalker alcoholic

 

[Jon Conroy]

Best fucking day ever. I'm so excited.

Hope the kids are safe.

 

[DocMorbis]

His wife is ugly.

No wonder he was having an affair with the nanny.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Watching The Umbrella Guy and Megan Fox stream crying about Nick's change and people rooting for his 'downfall' and how mean the internet is.

Fucking faggots, yeah, we're at fault for this for pointing out that he was going down this path over a year and a half ago while all of you were more than happy to sweep it up and defend him and go on his streams all the while.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

AIDS OUTBREAK IN THE MINNESOTA PRISON SYSTEM INBOUND


ANAL RAPE ARC INBOUND


GET FUCKING HYPED

 

[Harm]

That moment when they had 3 individual pills of provigil, one each. Poor April and Kayla and Nick, just trying to stay awake.