Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Raven-621]

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

We already had the Pillstream.

Nick is the new Ralph.
April is gonna be the next Faith Vickers.
Jamaica is gonna be Nick's Mexico.
Eric July is gonna beat Nicks ass in some European country in the same way Cog's friend beat Ralph.
Montagraph's lawsuit is gonna be Nicks version of the constant battle with Matt Vickers (although less insufferable)
The cycle will continue until the end of time.

Will Rackets also get his own board too? It’s the only appropriate evolution for Rackets.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Kayla looks like a fucking zombie.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

@Null can we get the confetti in this thread?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Lots of people would. But there would still be a sizeable portion that hates him. Add on to all the people that are always ‘ok with things’ and stay silent until shit hits the fan, as we see now. Eventually, Nick would crack again.

I certainly wouldn't, but lets say hypothetically he did do what some would call a sincere apology.

What I'd be interested in seeing is how he responds to, or handles the large amount of people that he's burned for good. Would he respond with something like "Well, I said I was sorry, so you can keep being a little karen farmer if you want to."

If yes, or anything of that nature, that will be all the proof you need it's bullshit.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Bud, both parents are in jail. Bare minimum they're getting some court ordered time with grandma. Even if Nick &co. beat all charges his next 3-9 months are fucked and he's out like $250k in legal fees.

My money is on diversion program for first time offenders. So a fine and piss in front of another man (which nick should enjoy) once a week for ~90 days clean or whatever. Nearly 100% chance the worst punishment is the embarrassment and not being able to drink until he completes the program.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Kayla is a fucking zombie.

FTFY

 

[Tikiflurria Happenstance]

Nick is getting all the attention he wanted now. Even expanding into the paranormal. Is the Chris-chan medallion cursed?

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In order to properly test the magical properties of the medallion, additional tests must be completed. DSP or someone who is known to outlive drama they're involved in needs to acquire a medallion and the results must be observed.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Did Aaron Imholte deny any involvement in the arrest?

Of course he did.

 

[Sam Losco]

100 fucking pages in 4 hours and 7 minutes.

Cheers!

 

[Tablet County]

Nick Rekieta is the Tommy Wiseau of comedy.

That's an insult to Tommy Wiseau. At least his failed attempts at film are funny.

Also can we get the cornfetti on this page? Because holy shit.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Thread is literally growing faster than I can read it, haha

Christ, Nick is fucked. And the kids are home schooled.

Were homeschooled. Now they get to move into the public school system. Oof.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Welp, there's goes LCOTW award for Patrick.

 

[waffle]

I'm planting my speculation flag as a white trash subject matter expert:

CPS had been suspicious of the balldo compound for a while, and the thing around 90 days ago where nick had to skip for somebody elses health was one of the kids getting in the drugs. For what ever reason they (cps) couldn't prove anything; but Aaron & Nick (directly kr indirectly) gave them enough to get a warrant.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

@Null can we get the confetti in this thread?

 

[AnOminous]

If that blows up in his face and he pisses off some coke dealers, this could have a very tragic ending.

It could end up with him as a verse in Jim Carroll's "People Who Died."

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Welp, there's goes LCOTW award for Patrick.

Always a bridesmaid...

Nick should try some celebration pepperoni when he gets out!

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Where does it say he had 25 grams, is that indicated by the charge?

Under [edit] .25 grams not a felony. Above .25 the gun charge automatically upped to a felony.
624.713 subsection 5 for the gun charge felony upgrade, for the possesion upgrade, it is 152.025.2(5). If it is heroin < 0.05g, <0.25g otherwise.

Subd. 4.Penalty.​

(a) A person convicted under the provisions of subdivision 2, clause (1), who has not been previously convicted of a violation of this chapter or a similar offense in another jurisdiction, is guilty of a gross misdemeanor if: (1) the amount of the controlled substance possessed, other than heroin, is less than 0.25 grams or one dosage unit or less if the controlled substance was possessed in dosage units; or (2) the controlled substance possessed is heroin and the amount possessed is less than 0.05 grams.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Bare minimum they're getting some court ordered time with grandma.

on the bright side, its the summer. they don't have to go to school and deal with this shit

ut the sweety squad is called that for a very sarcastic reason

nah, its Aaron. he's low class enough to know how bullshit the courts are during the 3 day weekend. Between that and the show the day before when Nick couldn't possibly react. It was the perfect strike.

100 fucking pages in 4 hours and 7 minutes.

you think thats bad, just realize he's also the only topic everyone is talking about tonight and the rest of the weekend.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Good job, Nick!