Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

roflmao, this brings new meaning to Jailhouse Lawyer

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Firearms are restricted from felons, domestic abusers, and if you do drugs. Anytime you buy a firearm you have to check a box that states you don't do drugs (among other things).

It's like you can purchase a car legally, but you can't drive it drunk. You can purchase a gun legally but you cannot be in possession of drugs in anyway. Not a the best analogy, but yeah.

That's a good analogy, but also that it depends on the feds and state. Weed is still CSA so illegal federally, he cannot purchase through a 4473. If MN does private sales without NICS he would be able to buy provided no statue otherwise barring him (or restoring his rights).

 

[beautiful person]

A decent woman would've pulled her children out of that house months ago and gone to live with the rich in-laws, not play in the shit herself and allow strange women to be moved in.

 

[CornBogFitz]

This would be super funny if I didn’t know the healthy development of 5 children hangs in the balance of him shaping the fuck up.

 

[Harm]

"Mexicans know about corn; they invented it!" - Null

That's random.txt worthy on its own.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Yep! We haven't even had the divorce arc yet.

Heck, at least the cops took his guns. Which should reduce the chances of that particular obvious outcome. I’m leaning towards he brings a toaster into the hot tub. I know this is dark, but damn that’s where this train is heading really really unexpectedly fast. Either somebody still loves him enough to book his ass into rehab, or this will end incredibly badly.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Masterson has bent the knee.

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Juju is not a friend.
If a friend of yours falls to addiction and other problems, you help them instead of enabling their behaviour.
Juju is nothing more than a low-functioning balding psychopathic grifting Mexican Jew scum.

Literally ten days ago I posted about him doing drugs. I have been vindicated.
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I have been proven wrong twice.
Getting arrested for stealing sex toys is on a completely different plane of existence compared to illicit narcotics possession with firearms to the side, and his mugshot looked far worse than my Photoshop mockery.

I can't think of an even lower place, but I will be proven wrong.

Soon.

Hae Ta Blay Moo Soe was arrested and booked on the same day for the same drug charges.

What do you guys think? Nick got a live-in Burmese twink blow buddy?
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Hows the underside of that fucking bus look, Nick? Should have picked better friends

RALPHACURSE BABY
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Snitching little pathetic piggy.
This is the company Balldo chose over the following:
- Eric July, God-fearing business owner
- Johm Potter, consistently warned him about the ilk of Juju and let's also be fair, they did good streams together at once point
- Sean, fat chubby funny actual-lawyer
- ElissaClips, like it or not, being clipped gives far better outreach, no one is watching a 4-hour-long stream of Balldosplaining the law he doesn't practice
Instead, he's stuck with Juju the cow-costumed sodomite, Vaedophile, and a fat felonious pig who allegedly jacked it to Soph (14 at the time) and Riley the midget pornographer.
Fuck him.

Fuck me I got off the Farms at 5 central, it took 30 minutes for me to miss the best update ever and now I'm hopelessly behind!
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I'm sure I'll find out eventuallt, but @AltisticRight was jail on any of the cards? I can't remember now and I need to know!
Oh fuck I gotta do the Final Edition tonight don't I???

Nope.
To be fair, none of us had "DSP crossover", "drug addiction arc" and "sex toy shop visit" on the cards either.

Anyway, finale of the cards. I don't think we'll see another update.

Card 1:​

"Car Wreck" can be a metaphor, so I'm going to tick that one off. It didn't say literal car wreck did it? Guess who else has an Engrish lanwage literacy degree?
DUI gets half, he did get arrested. He's gonna stream less than 2023 alright and there will be no Ethan Ralph stream crossover.

Card 2:​

Yeah, he's not doing that SERIES in prison.

Card 3:​

No streams.
We're not sure if that's a sting or if he got ratted out by some ween, whatever.

Card 4:​

The cluster on the top were his gay lame attempts at racist comedy.
He's not going to admit himself to rehabilitation, the court will force him to.
Notice how only two angels were ticked off? That's how bad it was. I was being charitable too, did he actually donate anything during that event? The mass he attended was dreadful for him but appeared wholesome for his children.

What a total wreck.

Just as the icing on the cake.

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He's about to reach 450k subscribers.

Are you fucking kidding me, I just arrived at my hotel and there's 20 new pages.

Your life is already over, Balldo child.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Kino stream is going over the mugshot. I just wanna say that Rekieta's expression is the perfect mix of dejected and indignant.

It's a good mugshot all things concerned. Bros, there is a chance he gets out, finds God, never drinks again and fixes his life. He has to! He has 5 kids who need him. Not that long ago he was OK, this has been an unbelievably quick downfall, so he can still vividly remember things being OK. That might help him get back to normal

Well actually, maybe he needs an exorcism due to the Tulpa that is definitely real. He is cursed unfortunately. OK first things first, he'll need to get out of jail, then he needs to get an excorism, then its time to get sober, then start eating better and then he'll be OK.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

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Prescient.

Majou Shoujo hit 40yo trad dads with children harder than crack hit the black community

 

[Pygmy Giraffe]

It's time for a sober summer. Maybe even a sober rest-of-my-life.

 

[Musashi's Son]

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Grifting to The Max.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

him be totally callous about one of his kids possibly OD'ing or something along those lines.

Are you really a lawyer if you're not doing coke?

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

So, uhhhh.... what's the story with his Rumble contract?

 

[MonseuirFondango]

I sincerely hope he and his wife turn their lives around.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

SOMEBODY JUST GOT REAL FAMOUS.

That New World Order Soldier Don't fuck around, Even metokur leaves him alone now!

@Null is on the Kino Casino Kino Casino

As an Ardent Libertarian I disavow Nick Rekieta the liberal trust fund baby

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Quick reminder 9 years ago Mercedes Carrera also got arrested on a drug and gun charge and still hasn't had a trial yet

 

[Schpoots]

Can randazza get in trouble for representing such a blatantly coked up retard? If your client is constantly fucked out of his mind on drugs and booze then they can't faithfully sign anything or reliably tell you what they want.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

This is what I'm thinking. There's no way he does hard time for this. It'll be probation, house arrest, fines, or some combination of the three.

If he gets judge Fischer he might get a book tossed at him for shittalking her for so long.

 

[Mikoyan]

So imagine now. He has to go get himself....

A local.
Criminal.
Attorney.

Almost certainly someone he's known for years. Who he has to tell this whole fucking story.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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Grifting to The Max.

Good ol' Ralph.

Says the correct thing one time, then immediately goes back on it.

Of course drugs and guns together in the house with kids isn't something too extreme for him. This man told his own mother in a life-death emergency to "take an Uber" to the doctor because he just can't be bothered.