Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[zimzam88]

CGoody chimes in.

 

[MrShekelstein36]

Something tells me April is gonna start spewing whatever she can to avoid going down for this. I would wager my next paycheck that she claims Rackets and Lady Rackets put her up to this and forced it on her. It just seems like her mentality to try doing that.

I also wonder if she is gonna say things like Rackets and Amhole began exploiting her and that is what pushed her to try drugs. It would make sense to try and take the Amhole down with her. I think the biggest bombshell that could happen though is that both of those things actually happened. But, only time will tell.

 

[Ghostse]

He still has a chance. Given that Austin has an out of control crack addiction, has streamed himself smoking crack, has numerous photos of himself holding up crack rocks, and the rats love to cowtip, it wouldn't surprise me if Austin also gets arrested before the end of the year. I'd say chances of that are about 50/50.

(I'm not endorsing this idea by the way and do not condone anyone contacting the police about Austin. At least Nick has kids at home that could have been hurt by his drug addiction. Austin only hurts himself, the walls of his bedroom, and his parents' sleep schedules.)

Cope harder. Bossjack Horseman is out, Balldo Throuple taking the trophy in 2024.

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

I like how people in this thread live in a world where you get caught with cocaine once and then you lose your kids forever and go to jail for 7 years. Lmao

The gun charge makes this a much bigger deal than just "getting caught with cocaine once"

Just the presence of a gun can change a simple slap on the wrist drug charge to 5+ years

 

[Cynical-Carnivore-88]

At this point we’re like an unstoppable force of nature:

- Lolcow engages in stupid shit and decisions online
- Forum thread calls them out for it.
- Lolcow is made aware of thread and gets ass mad
- Lolcow makes fun of thread in order to reassert control
- Lolcow gets comeuppance that’s cosmically ironic and hilarious.

I mean fuck Rikeita, looking at all the retards on the forum like Keffals, Pat Tomlinson, BossmanJack, etc…you thought that you were immune because you’re some low level legal fag above it all, get rect asshole, the farms are inevitable!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

He still has a chance. Given that Austin has an out of control crack addiction, has streamed himself smoking crack, has numerous photos of himself holding up crack rocks, and the rats love to cowtip, it wouldn't surprise me if Austin also gets arrested before the end of the year. I'd say chances of that are about 50/50.

(I'm not endorsing this idea by the way and do not condone anyone contacting the police about Austin. At least Nick has kids at home that could have been hurt by his drug addiction. Austin only hurts himself, the walls of his bedroom, and his parents' sleep schedules.)

As you said, Jack only hurts himself, Nick's fuck up meanwhile involves a family of seven with 5 children and also most likely caused a divorce, he ain't topping nothing unless his dad goes 6 feet under

 

[Shapes]

@Null thank you for staying up so late and adding some color to this on Kino. Super appreciated.

I won't be there tomorrow but I'll catch the archive thx to based archiver. You are all in my thoughts, love you all.

Animecopeandsneed my brother.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Megan Fox gives a tearful obituary for Nick Rekieta (RIP), notice the past tense. Blames the Kiwifarms, absolves herself and other streamers. "They wanted this to happen and still want worse things to happen to this man and his family. They want to drive him down the road to hurt himself. Those Kiwifarms and all that shit. They're not worried for him."

It starts at around 10mins of the original from ThatUmbrellaGuy.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Something tells me April is gonna start spewing whatever she can to avoid going down for this. I would wager my next paycheck that she claims Rackets and Lady Rackets put her up to this and forced it on her. It just seems like her mentality to try doing that.

I also wonder if she is gonna say things like Rackets and Amhole began exploiting her and that is what pushed her to try drugs. It would make sense to try and take the Amhole down with her. I think the biggest bombshell that could happen though is that both of those things actually happened. But, only time will tell.

She was only 29 you sick fucks

 

[NickDigger]

Who will take custody of their buck, Drexel?

 

[Neetorino]

I'm just gonna crank this out because the thread's moving too fast and, to be quite honest, it doesn't matter anymore. There's no point tracking the finances of a man who can't stream to make money anymore. Thank you to @Potatoherder for doing all the hard work recording his money for so long. Without further ado, the May superberry numbers!



That's pretty brutal, barely 50% of the money compared to last year! Hopefully Nick can afford to pay bail for himself and the hotwife (since obviously Kayla's the one he'll leave behind bars if he has a choice).

And here's the final totals this year with averages attached. The left column is YouTube SuperChats, Rumble is on the right. There's some missing data from the Rumble streams due to crashes or internet problems so I've accounted for that and given a total based on if he made the average every night.


Also all the May Stream Dates including '22, just looking at night streams you can see a downward trend.



The final calendars! I'm just going to show the full year visuals for all three since there's obviously no more streams incoming.



Thanks for joining me on this data collecting journey everyone! I can't say I expected it to end this soon but it seems unlikely we'll have a reason to pick it back up after this.



Time to enjoy the Prison Arc!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

No. What Aaron deserves is acid thrown in his face for blaming KF for the arrest and saying that the farms "took the responsibility"

"Catch the thief", cries the thief.

 

[AnOminous]

I like how people in this thread live in a world where you get caught with cocaine once and then you lose your kids forever and go to jail for 7 years. Lmao

Who the fuck is saying that you retard?

 

[The Backwards Man]

Who will take custody of their buck, Drexel?

Their oldest daughter.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

The amount of OC in this thread the last 24 hours has been incredible. Bless you Balldo man for your hubris and complete lack of self-control.

 

[Rakovnik]

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Harvestin'

You missed one, bish!

 

[MrShekelstein36]

So does this mean we aren't getting our locals content?

 

[Waifu Days]

In short, you hope he enjoys prison.

Well, I don't want him to enjoy prison too much.

 

[AnOminous]

You and me both, man. I can understand fuck ups like having a couple beers too many and thinking you can drive home (to an extent) but a lawyer actively doing hard stuff like coke is crazy.

You'd be surprised. Lawyers are one of the most degenerate professions in existence.

Just the presence of a gun can change a simple slap on the wrist drug charge to 5+ years

That's why I think it's an in terrorem thing to force him to plead to the much lesser possession charge.

 

[Bloodypinky]

Honestly, jail is the best thing that could happen for him right now. The only way he's going to have any shot at sobriety is being forced into it. I feel terrible for his kids though. Between just fucking plowing his way into a money-pit of a defamation case and now this, the future is looking grim. Last chance Nick, sink or swim.