Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MySonDavid]

Oh fuck that bitch. Most of us were fans of rekieta for years, donated our hard earned money, went to conventions thousand of miles away just to meet him, defended rekieta many times for 5 fucking years. Does that bitch forget most of his bombshells like Ron toye domestic abuse was done by kiwi? The rukia shit was done by kiwis? Kiwis have helped this guy way more than any of these lawtube fucks ever would. Kiwifarmers tried to help him for years, and all we got was manning getting his moment of need mocked by him. I'm glad Kurt called that bitch out.

I just want to make it clear that I never did any of those things.

 

[Rex_857]

Chrissie Mayr, from the Nick Rekieta stand up show is streaming her thoughts on Nick

Lore to all this.

Chrissie Mayr is the cause of these couples meeting. Both are mutuals of Chrissie. She had a show in MN in Oct of last year. She invited both couples, and also invited Nick to do 5 min set as an opener since he said he always wanted to try standup. She ended up no showing, because come to find out this was the day or close to the day her father was killed I believe (might be wrong on that but I know some family death happened). The couples then went out and got drunk together after the show. And so begins the downfalls.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

People forget the ground zero of his drug addiction was Minnesota legalizing/decriminalizing drugs. He thought it would be funny to buy weed, shrooms and Molly as a "token".

 

[Rakovnik]

Megan Fox gives a tearful obituary for Nick Rekieta (RIP), notice the past tense. Blames the Kiwifarms, absolves herself and other streamers. "They wanted this to happen and still want worse things to happen to this man and his family. They want to drive him down the road to hurt himself. Those Kiwifarms and all that shit. They're not worried for him."

lol the lady who showed up to grift off Nick while he was at his biggest definitely cares more than the evil kiwi farmers who were there cheering him since the beginning. I can't believe kiwi's shoved all that coke up his nose and made him lick the bottle, I'm so ashamed.

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

Oh man I just got back from a hard day at work, I wonder what Rekieta been up to. Hopefully it doesn't completely flip my shitty documentary on it's head.

 

[Sperglord666]

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I'm beginning to think Maddox might have been right about Dick being a terrible friend.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

@All becomes gunt your username is clearly divime prophecy

 

[Butwhythough2]

You take one 45 minute break to piss and powder your nose and they put you in jail for it, what a world, what a world.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Megan Fox gives a tearful obituary for Nick Rekieta (RIP), notice the past tense. Blames the Kiwifarms, absolves herself and other streamers. "They wanted this to happen and still want worse things to happen to this man and his family. They want to drive him down the road to hurt himself. Those Kiwifarms and all that shit. They're not worried for him."

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You know what? Fuck all of these grifters. I know I'm wasting my breath saying that, but I bet my bottom dollar that the people who had rooted for Nick initially to pull up, to fly right for himself and his family, were the very people on this forum. I can raise my hand to say I was a part of that. These leeches who show up during and after Rittenhouse and think they're Nick's best friends blame the forum because they can no longer ride his coattails.

I despise Nick now, because of what he's inflicted on his children. Cry over his kids, not him or Kayla. If the Internet made Nick into a druggie, then he's not a man worth allying yourself with anyway, if he's of such weak will.

 

[Thomas Talus]

Don't forget that he's an asshole lawyer who is absolutely detested by anyone who has had personal interactions with him, quite possibly this very prosecutor. This lawyer could specifically have a bug up his ass about Rekieta. So could the judge hearing the case.

In principle, that would be a reason for them to step back from the case and let someone else handle it.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Really depends how the charges play out. You would like to assume a man will find a way to do the right thing for the sake of his family, but Nick isn't even recognizable anymore. It's honestly sad. I don't know what to expect, but if he ends up convicted of a felony right after basically intentionally burning down his primary source of income, he's pretty fucked.

The Nick we knew and loved is dead, there is only Balldo in the alcohol and drug rotted brain of his.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

>Rikieta opens the 4chan automotive board
>Rikieta gets bagged and fucking tagged the next day

 

[doodoocaca]

am I the only person who read "April AmHolete" ?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Aaron said on MLC he called Aprils parents to 'get her the fuck out of there'

Oh yeah. Then he did it. He called parents, parents called cop.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Nick doesn't even know Montagraph doesn't have to prove he's not a pedophile who sucks boy dick. Nick doesn't know he shouldn't go on his livestream and start blabbing about his case, doubling down on calling Monty a pedo and start trashing the Judge in his case. At this point, there is ZERO reason to believe that Nick is capable of leveraging his legal education for his benefit or that he actually practices a single fucking thing he ever preached.

He shot himself in the foot the minute he started going off on that stream, he Ralph'ed it and doubled down triple down got annihilated and made the pill stream look like amateur hour, then he tried to do his impression of Jim (getting a bj off screen)

 

[Sharpeteer]

Oh man I just got back from a hard day at work, I wonder what Rekieta been up to. Hopefully it doesn't completely flip my shitty documentary on it's head.

Welcome to the club. My video I've been working on for over a month is completely outdated now just from the last couple weeks. lol

 

[Mr Clark]

One thing I want to clarify: When you are arrested, the police officer lists the crimes for which he is arresting you. However, it is the job of the District Attorney to actually press charges, and what the DA decides to press may not be the same charges on which the police officer arrested you. Remember, police officers are not lawyers. The DA will press the charges that he thinks he can win. What we are seeing now, I think, are the police officer's charges. They could get worse for Nick, or they could get better. This is based on what I have seen happen in my home state, which is not Minnesota, so feel free to correct me.

Cops slap every charge they can and leave it to prosecutors. They arent lawyers, so they just throw on everything that may apply and call it a day.


Example
Intentionally Cause Serious Injury
Recklessly Cause Serious Injury
Intentionall Cause Injury
Recklessly Cause Injury

He will either plea guilty or be found guilty of one of those Cause Injury charges, but they cover everything (was it intentional or reckless? Was it a serious injury or not?). A good lawyer knows how to negotiate the lowest charge.


Hes fucked though, firearms and drugs are fucked charges to contest.

 

[Waifu Days]

Kiwi farms is the go to scapegoat. People know they can just point the finger and everyone will agree just because they don't like KF.

I'm sorry Megan Fox, I'll never force someone to take drugs ever again.

Imagine if they didn't have a forum to blame. Nicky is so parasocial with his a-logs and detractors that if they began to ignore him, he would get desperate.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Rekieta's going to be the first inmate to smuggle a balldo into jail in his prison wallet. Incidentally, he can probably hide a lot of stuff up there.

Will it fit up there along with the unholy Sonichu medallion?

 

[TenMilesWide]

I remember making some comments back in the weeb wars heyday about how this train has no brakes. Any appearance of slowing or stopping just means it's going uphill, gaining momentum. Though the vic mignogna lolsuit has long since stalled out I maintain that I was right. I just didn't know at the time that the train I was seeing wasn't that little culture war, but the far grander subject of nicky rackets' internet career and livelihood.

Given his weight loss over the last few years, it really is feeling like Mr. Bones' Wild Ride. But the conductor's been mainlining cocaine & hooch into the engine instead of coal or whatever it's supposed to run on, and it's been going off a cliff for a while now.