Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[General Tug Boat]

The only thing that can top this is if Nick can try to represent himself in court so he can get the electric chair. I didn't believe it was real until I came here to see the feature. What a fucking monumental revelation.

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

RIP Elissa Clips, she'll never catch up to all the clips

 

[RodgerDodger]

Who will take custody of their buck, Drexel?

Oda Nobunaga and Ubisoft

 

[Nod Flenders]

Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
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April Imholte
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https://www2.kcmn.us/LETG/custody/custody.html

https://archive.is/7Hfm1

All those theories we had about them doing drugs, been proven true. Kiwi Farms wins yet again!

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Poor @Himedall All-seeing Waifu at writing the new Rekieta OP. I remember some hours back Himedall was saying how she was some pages behind. And now all of this. Good fucking luck!! It was a ride!

Snitching little pathetic piggy.
This is the company Balldo chose over the following:
- Eric July, God-fearing business owner
- Johm Potter, consistently warned him about the ilk of Juju and let's also be fair, they did good streams together at once point
- Sean, fat chubby funny actual-lawyer
- ElissaClips, like it or not, being clipped gives far better outreach, no one is watching a 4-hour-long stream of Balldosplaining the law he doesn't practice
Instead, he's stuck with Juju the cow-costumed sodomite, Vaedophile, and a fat felonious pig who allegedly jacked it to Soph (14 at the time) and Riley the midget pornographer.
Fuck him.

Man, a not so notorious person that I would put on that list is Aggrolith. The day I saw Aggrolith hate posting on Elissa Clips channel I knew Nick lost his audience. The dude timestamped Nicks 4h+ streams everyday religiously. When you turn a viewer like that against you, you must know that you fucked up.

You'd be surprised. Lawyers are one of the most degenerate professions in existence.

That's why I think it's an in terrorem thing to force him to plead to the much lesser possession charge.

How come the professions that are most generally "well respected" are aways like this?
I was frequently revolted by the things that medical residents did at parties. The worst stories come from parties that psychiatry residents did. I hope that's only a cultural thing at my Country, but I believe it isn't.

Kiwi farms is the go to scapegoat. People know they can just point the finger and everyone will agree just because they don't like KF.

The white pill is that the farms will outlive all these grifters while it lasts. We are just "normal" people anonymously gossiping about these assholes. They are egotistical assholes, their own hubris will eventually lead to their downfall.

 

[Sharpeteer]

The Quartering put up a YouTube video with some hot takes like how drug possession isn't a big deal and it's not illegal to have guns while doing drugs and Nick's not even in jail right now.

He is right-wing ReviewTechUSA. Treat him as such, and keep your distance - dude probably stinks of Burger King and BO.

I will raise you two reaction stickers to bet that Rekieta is right now regretting that shitty blow job she gave him while looking at that anime sucks cope and sneed dragon

You're on. If you win, feel free to write a comment on my profile letting me know as such. By the time we get our answer, I will probably have made my contribution to the site and have gotten my T&H paypig badge, so I will have a shiny Semper Fidelis sticker with your name on it.

Of course he did. He always does. There’s a reason why everyone thinks we condone stuff like this.

One of the reasons I really fucking hate when anyone brings the idea up in the thread, even if they mean well.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

There are tons of drugs in prisons, and Nick has the means to procure them. He ain't going to get clean for shit.

But upside for Nick, every day will be the gay bar underwear party for him.
downside: he won't be able to watch his wife getting railed by black bulldykes.

He can always identify as a woman and get a transfer.

 

[Twinkletard]

RIP Elissa Clips, she'll never catch up to all the clips

She needs to hire a serious production team to run her channel with all this

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I am 200 pages behind, but the OP will have an update to it once I have access time to do so. Shite timing, but that is what it is...

In the meantime, anyone with highlight clips, links, archives, and evidence for the arrest and the lead-up to it, links to my DM would be appreciated. I know @elb would appreciate timestamps, but I haven't asked if they want DM's, so sent them to me and I will pass on if wanted.

The LOCALS logger has been working well and will be something that needs digging into. In thr meantime, a free account can scroll back into the history and screencap.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

*WHOOP WHOOP*

TERRAIN TERRAIN

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PULL UP PULL UP

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TERRAIN TERRAIN

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PULL UP PULL U-

*FDR Recording Ends at 10:30 PM*

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If Nick really didn't want to work on his Locals content he should have just told the truth and said so. He didn't have to get arrested to make sure he couldn't work on it. Why can't this man just tell the truth? It's not like he practices law anymore.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Aaron just blamed us for this. Did one of you guys call the cops?

Rule 1: Don't interfere

If he really wants to point fingers, he may not like it, but he has more of a reason than any one of us here. I don't know about the rest of you, but I didn't go to Nick's house then subsequently lose my wife to him, nor did I spend hours on stream ranting about what a piece of shit Nick is.

I'm late on this but this fucking thread is moving at 3 pages per minute so whatever.

The way Aaron and his co-host started deflecting super hard blaming "duh farms" confirms to me without a shadow of a doubt that he is the snitch, lady doth protest too much and all that.

I don't even disagree with his snitching on principle as my disdain for junkies is ample and my disdain for junkies with kids is infinite, it's just he fits the whydunit to a fucking tee.

 

[Mikoyan]

After Nick's pillstream the Dax's gang was playing defense "he's not even that drunk, it's called having a party baby, he's still making millions you're just jealous". They were asking for more, to a point when I realized they only wanted him to crash and burn. That was pure manipulation, like the older bullies at school who made you do stupid things and get caught.

By the way my first reaction when I saw the last pillstream was thinking about CPS. In my country you can get them on your back for really petty and bullshit things, being that drunk and especially high in the same house than your kids is definitely an offense that can get you to lose custody.

"lol bunch of pussies, come on Nick, do another line. You wanna be LA-based, right?"

And yes, there's no way he doesn't get a lot of visits from CPS about this even if he somehow avoids jail or having the kids put elsewhere.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

*WHOOP WHOOP*

TERRAIN TERRAIN

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PULL UP PULL UP

*WHOOP WHOOP*

TERRAIN TERRAIN

*WHOOP WHOOP*

PULL UP PULL U-

*FDR Recording Ends at 10:30 PM*

*retard*
*retard*
*retard*

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Where's the empathy and care for the goddamn children that have been subjected to a household full of substance abuse, sexual depravity and neglect?

oh somehow that's our fault we forced nick to do that to his kids cause we made fun of the balldo and hedonism or something I'm sure.

 

[Fatty Fucking Dude]

Spoiler: Animefags only

Which ones the Asuka and which one's the Rei?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

From streams with 100k watching to being a washed up cokehead degenerate putting weird contraptions on his balls and getting catfished by troons.
How the mighty have fallen.
I hope this screech from saved by the bell lookin' mother fucker gets thrown in prison and buttfucked by a nigger.
Enjoy assrape, stalker child.

I’m sorry but this fucking sent me

The kidneys are begging for mercy! Not the assrapings!

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

This clip hits so different in hindsight:

The Sad Girls at Phase Connect should thank Fishman for shielding them from the Balldo and Our Xanny Wife.

Say what you will about the Fish and the vtubing business model, but he knows how to wrangle internet retards into producing content professionally. Like a less deranged Sam Hyde dealing with slightly less deranged personalities. I can talk shit all day about the average vtuber management because it's really just playing politics and bullying western baizuo gaijin into farring in rine (Nijisanji), but Fish is built differently. Were it just Pippa and Tenma that would already be a difficult fucking job, but it's an entire clown car of weird ass women that he has to rein in. And at the time nobody even knew how bad Rekieta would get, and the damage that would, in fact, deal to Phase's brand reputation. I respect the hustle.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

yeah, if I was a degenerate streamer, I'd at least wait for the police report before coming to the defense of anyone

Or just anyone in general. lol. But especially someone with a public platform, because it usually comes back to bite them in the ass.

Again, I'll bring up WWE and Chris Benoit. That's a prime example of what not to do when reacting to something involving the law before knowing all of the facts.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

on the bright side, its the summer. they don't have to go to school and deal with this shit

They don't go to real school.

Aaron(April's husband)the cuck finally saw his shot at revenge for being cucked and snitched either to April's parents who got the cops involved or directly to the cops/cps.

It's not "snitching" to tell your spouse's family that your spouse is out of control on drugs.

Not that that's what happened to precipitate the arrests. Just saying, generally.

Of course he did. He always does. There’s a reason why everyone thinks we condone stuff like this.

You can't control the world.

And regardless of how it went down, the apparent fact is that they were in possession of illegal drugs and Nick was in possession of a firearm. On his person? Not in evidence. But there is something to the fact of the charges: maybe he admitted the arm(s) were his, but odd that Kayla was not charged with same if it was just a gun somewhere in the house, as they are both principal residents. Also odd that April was charged with possession if it was just that drugs were in the house/"around."