Dumbass scammers

Cherry Eyed Hamster

Cherry Eyed Hamster

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These Indian scammers are so stupid I swear to fuck. One of these dipshits called my phone claiming to be an Agent of the FBI investigating me for “unpaid taxes”. Apparently he wanted me to type up some bullshit link and send $5,000 in the next hour or he would come to my house and arrest me. When I asked what his name was he said in the thickest subcontinental shitskin accent “Hum-phree Bo-gaart.”

Fuckin lol :story:
 
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I'm sure everyone knows about Kitboga when it comes to dealing with scammers.


But you should also really try it yourself. It's very fun. Just make up nonsense but in a way that is both meandering yet credible.

Whenever I get text message scammers, I ease into reciting the entire life story of Brianna Wu as if it were my own, including using the exact same names.
 
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Five-ish years ago, my Mum got a call that went something like this, as per her account:

[presumably desi accent] "Hello, is your son Niall with the old grey Citroen? He's just caused an accident in [coastal motorway in the city my parents live in], right now he's unconscious in Such-and-Such Hospital, he owes €5000 to the hospital, plus a €15000 fine"

"Well, I knew this day was coming. Ever since he got his licence I'm telling him, you drive like a complete retard, one of these days you'll get yourself killed. I'm sick of warning him. He's on his own now"

[barrage of foreign swear words] *click*

Even though he got the name and car model right, said car had been gone for ages. Also, I was in fucking Brazil at the time.
 
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I regularly tell them to die, benchod is my favourite insult. I successfully made a shitskin female cry yesterday. I've got the insult down to a fine art with about 40 secs to really fuck them up.

My elder father in law has a great time stringing them along similar to Kitaboga he wasted, some pajeets time for a good 2 hours that guy was so fucking arse mad we were crying with laughter.
 
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Scammers are stupid by deffinition. Vast majority of criminals are stupid by deffinition. If they weren't stupid- they wouldn't have been criminals, or were doing white collar crimes for which no one is ever punished.
Once they realise you have more tha a few gramms of brain matter- they instantly lose interest and switch to another vitctim.
 
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A clever scam might be able to lead you on for a while even if you're suspicious, but none of that matters if you don't pay, which is usually the red line many won't cross. If scammers take too long to get there they wasted a lot of time and effort before realizing you are a dead end.

The scam needs to be transparent in order to quickly figure out who's dumb enough to fall for it. You may argue that they are not always smart enough to do it on purpose, but scammers still need smart people to see right through it in order to quickly move on to easier prey.

If you don't take the bait it's not you owning them in an epic badass fashion, it's just the system working as intended.
 
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Niall Meanwhile said:
Five-ish years ago, my Mum got a call that went something like this, as per her account:
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Ohhhh the way parents mess with scammers is great. My Mom's got incredible acting skills and pulled this gem a couple of years ago:

Pooja: "Hello, Mrs Coelacanth. I am from the World Wide Web, how are you today?"
Mom: "I'm all right..."
Pooja: "Good. I am here calling you today because Microsoft have noticed an issue with your computer and want to fix it. We think your accounts have been hacked and have virus on it."
Mom: "Oh dear! Well that does sound like a very serious issue, but..."
Pooja: "Is there problem?"
Mom: "... I don't have a computer."
[10 SECONDS OF SILENCE, AND THEN...]
Pooja, with the anger of a Thousand Blazing Indian Suns: "SHUT UP. JUST- JUST SHUT UP YOU BITCH!"
Mom, Laughing Merrily: "Better luck next time!" [Hangs Up]

As you can probably tell if you read some of my posts I inherited her ways of trolling people.
 
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Fastest Hand In The East said:
Scammers are stupid by deffinition. Vast majority of criminals are stupid by deffinition. If they weren't stupid- they wouldn't have been criminals, or were doing white collar crimes for which no one is ever punished.
Once they realise you have more tha a few gramms of brain matter- they instantly lose interest and switch to another vitctim.
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How long have you been a scammer? What made you start?
 
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Fastest Hand In The East said:
Are you having a stroke?
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No sorry I was just confused, you said scammers and criminals are stupid by "deffinition", so all the errors in your post made me think you were a scammer. Apparently I was wrong. Surely you must be a criminal of some sort then? What kind of criminal are you if not a scammer?
 
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