DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil could live in Wyoming and his life would be exactly the same. Except he'd have saved a lot on owning his place.
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If you listen to the old streams with Panda, he brags about moving to the Seattle area, how beautiful is, that the air fixed his back, what a nice place he bought, etc. Now he never leaves the house except to buy food or booze, won't fix all the broken shit in his condo (the dishwasher, toilet, etc. all broke and were never fixed), and basically never leaves the house except to consume things.
 
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Rekieta is in jail. Which one of DSP's saves corrupted?
EbolaDan said:
This guy is such a fucking mark, that he was selling himself on spending thousands of his parent's dollars on the furniture that he would buy himself. Instead of being reasonable and taking the bare minimum and buying as they went along, this was the option he chose.
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It really is amazing how much money he's managed to waste. The ultimate TIHYDP should be a biography on Philip P. Burnell and How Not to be a Mature Adult.
 
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Balr0g said:
I watched a PoP restream when Phil was playing Ranked Zangief and in one round he burned his meter in 3 seconds (yes THREE) right after the round start. Peace was loosing his shit when he saw that
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I've never seen a player hate his drive meter more than Phil, and so many of his losses are when he tries 2-3 dumb things that have so little chance of hitting that burn most of his meter. It's pretty easy to see why any characters who put constant pressure on him (which he loves to call pattern playing) kicks his ass easily. Most of the time he wins against characters who sit back or ones that are bad at executing. I think there was a Cammy last night that struggled with this.
Corpun said:
Rekieta is in jail. Which one of DSP's saves corrupted?

It really is amazing how much money he's managed to waste. The ultimate TIHYDP should be a biography on Philip P. Burnell and How Not to be a Mature Adult.
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Probably would be a best seller, considering you have 60k videos to back up the narrative.
 
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San Dimas High School said:
I think Rekeita is not someone DSP keeps up on, and won't know about it or care about it unless a dent tips him explaining what's going on.
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No Phil always knows about the bad shit that happens to anyone who has talked some shit about him in the past, he can't remember how to play a game properly and is rusty after two weeks but God damn he'll remember the smallest slight against him from 8 years and 7 months ago.
 
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Lazycunt said:
No Phil always knows about the bad shit that happens to anyone who has talked some shit about him in the past, he can't remember how to play a game properly and is rusty after two weeks but God damn he'll remember the smallest slight against him from 8 years and 7 months ago.
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Phil has proven he follows all the drama. He probably checks this site regularly.

I doubt we'll get a mention beyond his usual "I don't do any of these crazy things. I'm busy here busting my ass making streams for you guys, and I've been here 13 years! Blah blah..." mentions.
 
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johnkimble123 said:
Probably would be a best seller
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Honestly, a book heavily based on Phil called This Is How You Don't Live or something along those lines could make an amazing dark humour/tragedy novel. Sometimes Phil reminds me of Ignatius Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces (pun not intended). Even the way Ignatius always tells the same story about a trip he made (to New Jersey, was it?) sounds a lot like Phil's endless re-tellings of his time at the helicopter company.

Phil is his own retarded Don Quixote. A man so deep into his own delusions that somehow has a small cult following. I think a novel that pretty much repeats Phil's life beat by beat has potential. From his days at the FGC where nobody liked him, to his sudden success in YouTube, his 10 years of failure. Screw documentaries, imagine Phil's biography done as a novel where the character is so retarded and his antics are so mundane but also so absurd that he could only argue about a legal suit by saying "yeah, that fat retard character was based off my persona" but then if he does it he admits everything the novel claims about him being true since otherwise it's just a fantasy work.

He would seethe even if it sells like 10 copies just because he feels entitled to every penny made thanks to him in any capacity.
 
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San Dimas High School said:
I think Rekeita is not someone DSP keeps up on, and won't know about it or care about it unless a dent tips him explaining what's going on.
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DentedHead69 sent me a 2 dahller superchat and said "Did you hear about Nick Rekyetta's arrest? Uuuuuh I have no idea what happened because I don't keep up with that drama bullshit. Basically what Aludda Peepol Evbeen Sayi'in (the invocation of the 4 corner demons) happened is that Nick Rekyetta, his wife and a woman they've been swinging with, which by the way is not only immachoor and I would never do that and me and muh waif are soulmates... *5 minute diatribe about how him and his waif are the happiest married couple of all times* Anyway, the woman they've been swinging with is the ex-wife of this dude who runs this show called uuuuh Copper Finger? Brass Elbow? Oh right, Steel Toe! He said a bunch of fucked up shit about me in the past, correct? So I guess what goes around comes around am I right ack ack ack. Looks like I outlasted that marriage! That's why I keep out of the drama, see?
 
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Gulls on Film said:
Let's be honest here, the only reason Phil isn't also addicted to drugs is that he's too afraid of meeting up with an urban style drug dealer.
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Well, Phil isn't addicted to physical drugs. But he's absolutely addicted to WWE Champions. He pretty much works these days almost purely to dump every last cent into that sweaty man simulator.

Hell, just look at the lyrics to the Nickelback song 'Just to get High'. Ignoring the part where the guy in the song starts violently attacking people for heroin money, a lot of what happens actually does more or less apply in some way to Phil. Including the stealing from his mother's purse.
 
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San Dimas High School said:
I think Rekeita is not someone DSP keeps up on, and won't know about it or care about it unless a dent tips him explaining what's going on.
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Because he "attacked" dsp before, he is on his list. Pretty sure he already knows and we can expect a jab any day. Dsp holds a grudge like a motherfucker and he likes to dunk on his haters.

Edit: btw, the guy was sooooo off with his bankruptcy prediction, he deserves jail time for that.
 
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I bet someone is going to suggest a video about Rekieta's arrest to Phil for the reACK stream, and the king of hate isn't going to miss an opportunity to grandstand how much better he is than Nick (which to be fair, Phil is, but it's an incredibly low bar). Phil will then go on a rant about his detractors continuously trolling him instead of these worse Internet figures and wrap it up with how "happy" he is now with his "family" and dead youtube channels.
 
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johnkimble123 said:
I've never seen a player hate his drive meter more than Phil, and so many of his losses are when he tries 2-3 dumb things that have so little chance of hitting that burn most of his meter. It's pretty easy to see why any characters who put constant pressure on him (which he loves to call pattern playing) kicks his ass easily. Most of the time he wins against characters who sit back or ones that are bad at executing. I think there was a Cammy last night that struggled with this.

Probably would be a best seller, considering you have 60k videos to back up the narrative.
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One of the biggest drains to his meter is the fact he can’t hit confirm anything. Watch any of his matches and see how many times he wastes 3 bars to drive rush off of a blocked normal to go for a throw. He’ll burn himself out 5 seconds into the round just to land two normal throws.

It’s just another part of his pattern play style. If he drive rushes off of a block he’s going to go for the throw 99% of the time.
 
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PenskeMaterial said:
He's promising something special he hasn't done in a long time for his Friday SF6 stream. I think this fruitcake is gonna wear a costume again. Probably not the Karen Masters, that one's never seeing the light of day again.

Whatever it is I'm looking forward to hearing PoP make fun of him for it.
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Well there a few things that come to mind:
1. Ryu outfit (and he will toss the bandana the second he gets a loosing streak saying he needs to concentrate)
2. He will make his own lobby for his dents to join
3. He will return to world tour mode
4. He will play Master ranks with Blanka
5. Eat something from the Streetfighter cook book his mo..wife has mixed together quick
 
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