Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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For Interested Parties: The Couch Story


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TL/DW: After doing drugs at Aaron's house (without clearing it with Aaron), and then being told never to bring drugs to the house ever again, Nick brought a lockbox full of drugs to Aaron's house and even left a bullet of cocaine on the couch where Aaron's kids were playing.

>There is unironically a non zero percent chance that one of Nicks kids has taken mandy on accident

 

[TheClappening]

Everyone Null have interacted with turned into shit. Josh is bearer of the lolcow curse.

I hope not. Potentially Criminal has talked with Null before, and other than being chonk he's pretty cool. Don't take another lawyer from me.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Yeah he definitely snitched, I mean its half funny but also 100% gay

It probably saved nick's life - maybe. Depends if this is a wakeup call for him (I doubt it)

Legal Mindset actually brought up that Nick read the Farms a lot and he believed it did affect Nick more than people might think.

Pride is the greatest sin.

 

[MadStan]

Niggas, any veneer that existed that in his, Kayla and April Da Fool's mind that the community, kids and church were somehow buffeted from this year long episode of "niggas housewives and their bitches" is gone. Disappeared like butter on a hot pan.

The Church, the schools, the community at large has mug shots , charges, and new eyes now on the family and their degenerate behavior on a level heretofore never dreamed of by the Three Stooges. These niggas are the the talk of the town.

Every rumor that "couldn't be true" will now be investigated, and as horrifying as this degenerate, racist and disgusting web site is (which is run by a proper White Man to it's credit) will now become the only true source of information on this family.

This web site now has the flava of "proof this shit is true" thanks to the local cops. Many a christian eye will be drawn to this site in the days that follow. Might even get a few nosey Pastors. So watch your fucking language and be nice to the new eyes as they come wading through the train wreck documentation seeking answers about the new Town Clowns.

Nick is an Over-Achiever and hasn't peaked yet, but this nigga is trying. Help this brother to be all he can be!

 

[YaBoi]

Dude looks like Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger):

At this rate they might look the same age soon. Time behind bars might do him good.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

On April;

WOULD.

Honestly, same.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

I assume this is the kind of information they wouldn't hand out, so we'll likely never know who actually phoned it in unless they admit it?

Minnesota statutes Chapter 13 'Data Practices' Section 82 Subdivision 3 'Request for Service Data':
"The following data created or collected by law enforcement agencies which document requests by the public for law enforcement services shall be public government data:
(a) the nature of the request or the activity complained of;
(b) the name and address of the individual making the request unless the identity of the individual qualifies for protection under subdivision 17;
(c) the time and date of the request or complaint; and
(d) the response initiated and the response or incident report number."

Subdivision 4 'Audio Recording of 911 Call':
"The audio recording of a call placed to a 911 system for the purpose of requesting service from a law enforcement, fire, or medical agency is private data on individuals with respect to the individual making the call, except that a written transcript of the audio recording is public, unless it reveals the identity of an individual otherwise protected under subdivision 17. A transcript shall be prepared upon request. The person requesting the transcript shall pay the actual cost of transcribing the call, in addition to any other applicable costs"

Subdivision 17 is long but the relevant points here would be it protects the identities of witnesses if there is a reasonable belief they could be endangered and juveniles.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Legal Mindset actually brought up that Nick read the Farms a lot and he believed it did effect Nick more than people might think.

Rackets can believe that all he wants, but in the end:

1: He chose to drink excessively on stream
2. He chose to overshare intimate details about his life
3. He opened a Locals page where he shared his kinks, nudes of his wife, and nudes of others
4. He openly pined for a non-existent woman knowing his wife was watching
5. He brought on degenerates and grifters on his show, and willingly attended their streams
6. He regularly interacts with these people knowing they are into sick shit (Vito, Digibro, Dax, etc.)
7. He kept going, and delved into hard drugs, wife-swapping, and lying about it the whole time.

Rackets destroyed Rackets.

 

[break these cuffs]

On April;

WOULD.

Bro, you do know it's possible to get shit like HPV from skin to skin contact while wearing a condom right. You're fucking a junkie. They fuck people for drugs. Female junkies have that advantage in getting their fix.

 

[Evilronald]

I hope not. Potentially Criminal has talked with Null before, and other than being chonk he's pretty cool. Don't take another lawyer from me.

Metokur hasn’t turned to shit, although his health has. But he will likely die before he becomes a true lolcow.

 

[JackoVerde]

I'm reminded of Mercedes Carrera, she's STILL in jail.

Mercedes carrera went to jail for molesting her daughter, not just drugs and shit.
also California has jail double days, she knows she’s fucked so she got a million continuances keeping her in jail to try to eat time away from her long prison sentence.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Imagine how much Nick is shaking right now in jail from alcohol withdrawals. He's probably vibrating more than an electric balldo.

 

[Bebepine]

One of Nicks superchats should’ve asked where he would leave his kids if he went to jail Lol

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I don't know if it's actually legally required but I've seen them take time out of the arrest process to ask if you can call someone to get the kids. Is there a neighbor you know, do you have relatives nearby, can they stay with a family friend, that kind of thing.

It isn’t required but it makes the job easier if the police don’t have to deal with housing kids and is safer and more reassuring.

 

[break these cuffs]

Rackets can believe that all he wants, but in the end:

1: He chose to drink excessively on stream
2. He chose to overshare intimate details about his life
3. He opened a Locals page where he shared his kinks, nudes of his wife, and nudes of others
4. He openly pined for a non-existent woman knowing his wife was watching
5. He brought on degenerates and grifters on his show, and willingly attended their streams
6. He regularly interacts with these people knowing they are into sick shit (Vito, Digibro, Dax, etc.)
7. He kept going, and delved into hard drugs, wife-swapping, and lying about it the whole time.

Rackets destroyed Rackets.

Oh, I 100% agree. He's a thin skinned fag who was the creative writing/cheerleader in college. Nick has always wanted to be one of the cool kids and in terms of snarky online nigger sayers, this motley collection of autists, trannies, and furries is something some people want the approval of.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Imagine how much Nick is shaking right now in jail from alcohol withdrawals. He's probably vibrating more than an electric balldo.

cold sweats, shakes, and no way to deal with it.
Its prolly drug withdrawal on top of it too.

 

[PikminCollector]

From looking through the early pages, this video has aged like fine wine.

Healthy Nick explains how he's about to ruin the rest of his life after 40.
It's honestly hard to not credit this very mindset for his entire ARC thereafter...
It's very hard to watch, particularly the faggot mannerisms that he completely spams as skinwalker Nick these days.. with an even more sanctimonious lisp.

 

[Orc-Chud]

From looking through the early pages, this video has aged like fine wine.

On surface level it had appeared to me that Nick's downfall was rampant, I'm now fully comprehending that it was death by a 1000 cuts.

the change in his voice is INSANE. Not only did it become incredibly incredibly high pitched and nasaly, but the way he talks, like the cadence is so faggoty, he really comes across as a gay man these days.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

cold sweats, shakes, and no way to deal with it.
Its prolly drug withdrawal on top of it too.

I didn't even think about that, who knows what illicit cocktail of coke and pills and whatever the hell else his body is craving for right now.

 

[Evilronald]

Oh, I 100% agree. He's a thin skinned fag who was the creative writing/cheerleader in college. Nick has always wanted to be one of the cool kids and in terms of snarky online nigger sayers, this motley collection of autists, trannies, and furries is something some people want the approval of.

Nick reminds me of the tech bros who used to be nerds in high school and college. They get rich and want to do all sorts of degenerate shit like hard drugs, wife swapping, and fucking random sluts. Nick wanted to be April’s sugar daddy and thought he had won her away from Aaron. I wonder when he first started using coke and hard stuff. He didn’t use to be like this: I think many of us on this thread watched his show and enjoyed it in his earlier days.