Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 84 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 108 35.1%

  • Total voters
    308
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The council of feltening is very ashamed of you, Rekieta.
 
So do we just skip voting for Lolcow of the Year and give the reward to Nick right here, or do we wait for formalities first?
They should change the rules and just rename it the 'Rekeita Lolcow of the Year Award' and bar him from competing to make the rest of the year worthwhile for everyone else. Otherwise what's the point of even continuing?.
 
Aaron has to be one of the most untrustworthy witnesses around. He has so many reason to lie/embellish:
1. Nick literally cucked him and rubbed it in on air
2. His (now 1st) ex wife has been threatening trying to cut of his visitation to their children, so he has a lot of incentive to potray himself as the "good guy" and blame Nick and co for everything.
3. He knows he fucked up and was the laughing stock until the last couple of days happen, so the more stones he can throw at nick and the more he can grift it the better
4. His ex wife also really hates that he got their children involved with the Rekietas, so another motive for him to potray himself as the only guy talking sense there and totally not being one of the druggies
5. Some of the stories he know tells happened way before he had the falling out. While this doesn't prove they are lies, it indicates that he is not a straight talker and only tells those stories when he thinks they are useful for him

His general character is also trash which doesn't help his trustworthiness. Unless there's other circumstancial evidence around (which for a lot of the stuff there is), I am not taking his word for it.
 
I was hoping they would've arrested him driving so there'd be a LAWPOPE license plate appearance. You know cops have to love seeing that thing drive down the street. Nothing says "Please fuck with me!" like a personalized LAWPOPE license plate.
That would have been amazing on the scanners, but it was sadly not to be.

"2534 come in"
"2534 go ahead"
"2534 - I've got a red rustang traveling at a high rate of speed down county road 39 between balldo drive and the road to perdition. He's swerving and weaving lanes and looks drunk. License plate 'LAWPOPE' that is Lima Alpha Whiskey Papa Oscar Papa Echo, and no, the irony is not lost on me either."

"2534 - I got three adults, coked up, drunk, and on MDMA. They thought I was the unicorn patrol. There's a gun in the glove box. Make room in county."

CPS was the most likely outcome. Honestly, I think CPS is full of pedo fags in general, but I am not necessarily opposed to them being called in this case.
 
Nick is a professional, and his career and family ain't rock bottom yet, he know he got work to still do.
Rock bottom is a mythical construction anyways. Things can always, always get worse. What we call rock bottom is the moment you decided to start improving things so it was the lowest point that you got to.

Kayla has an expression of shame and guilt in her picture, so she seems to have motivation to change. Nick has an expression of "this is bullshit", so it seems his trajectory will continue to be straight down.
 
I am calling it, his streams are going to be entered into evidence for the grand jury hearing or actual trial.

There are several hours recorded of the man in an obviously chemically altered state. A medical expert would have an easy time with it. At the very least it’d be enough to pass a Grand Jury.
Even better, what's the best example from his streams to show how mentally incompetent he was?

Maybe him reading AnimeSucksCopeandSneed super chat and looking at a garish AI generated fetish material 9 times in a row and not able to remember it. It's a long shot, but I bet that jury will never forget that image, and I'm sure it'll really hammer home how mentally unfit he was to be around children that he was immediately able to forget it.
 
Daayyuuum. Drugs are bad mkay. These last 300 pages were too many simping for the wife and "Please somebody think of the children!"

Do you memba when he started?
Now he has come to be Ron Soye 2.0.

Put in jail, his wife is the crack whorest crack whore I have ever seen, he got snitched by another cuck whose wife apparently sucked his cock live.

This isn't a downwards spiral but a nosedive. Ralphamale W, the curse is real bish!
Child abuse sucks, so of course people are going to feel bad for the kids, no one is simping for that skeletal ghoul, and it wasn't Aaron who snitched, it was (most likely) their church
 
I'm 100% convinced Nick is going to try to brush this off as a "misunderstanding" and do that hyper specific framing that lawyers do of a situation to make it not look as bad, and Dick will turn around and try to hype it up as "wow booked with drugs, guns, and TWO girls you get to have sex with? What an awesome arrest, total rockstar lifestyle, Karenfarms jealous."
 
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