Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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The Demon said:
Daniel Larson is a semi-faker, who genuinely does have it, but is just cognizant enough to use his disability to get what he wants.
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I agree, he was raised where Bad Behavior was rewarded or at least in his opinion and he learned to fake his meltdowns but he's also a terrible fucking person, look at all the videos of him trying to destroy people's houses that were kind enough to let this asshole move in. There's a few videos like that one were he sounds like Mikey Mouse talking about Jonas left the stove on and another with the Mickey Mouse voice where he is standing on a kitchen counter and fucking with the clock. I always found it funny the madder he gets the higher his voice gets, I don't know how anyone can take him seriously when he's mad saying shit like "Try mad bitch" but sounding like Mickey Mouse on Helium. Anyway he's a destructive little fucker every place he's stayed has holes all over the walls, you'd think being homeless in Colorado where it's fucking freezing would have taught him to appreciate people who let him live with them but he still act's like they owe it to him. And yea he's a sick little pedo too the text messages where he thinks he's talking to a girl or a woman are fucking gross
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
I agree, he was raised where Bad Behavior was rewarded or at least in his opinion and he learned to fake his meltdowns but he's also a terrible fucking person, look at all the videos of him trying to destroy people's houses that were kind enough to let this asshole move in. There's a few videos like that one were he sounds like Mikey Mouse talking about Jonas left the stove on and another with the Mickey Mouse voice where he is standing on a kitchen counter and fucking with the clock. I always found it funny the madder he gets the higher his voice gets, I don't know how anyone can take him seriously when he's mad saying shit like "Try mad bitch" but sounding like Mickey Mouse on Helium. Anyway he's a destructive little fucker every place he's stayed has holes all over the walls, you'd think being homeless in Colorado where it's fucking freezing would have taught him to appreciate people who let him live with them but he still act's like they owe it to him. And yea he's a sick little pedo too the text messages where he thinks he's talking to a girl or a woman are fucking gross
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The dead giveaway for me was when a cop asked him “who is the president?” and Daniel immediately said Joe Biden and not Daniel Larson. He’s had presidential delusions before; the trolls call him Mr. President, and yet he gave a straight answer. He also immediately knew what day it was (because his phone always tells him the date) and could do basic math. He did give the cop the “I’m a singer-songwriter” spiel and said that he was acting out because he couldn’t get security to protect him from trolls. But he didn’t press the issue.

This was after a major meltdown. He did shit like called 911 and said “I have a bomb!” and hung up.

He’s a mild schizo, and a mild retard, but TikTok has poisoned his brain.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
Daniel immediately said Joe Biden
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I've never seen that one but interesting. Yea I believe he does have some delusions but he also knows how to fake it to get what he wants. Whatever is wrong with him mentally doesn't give him the right to be a fucking asshole though, like destroying peoples houses who gave him a place to stay, punching holes in the walls of everywhere he ever stayed, etc. I won't even get into his disgusting sexual texts but he's just a fucking asshole, who fucked around and found out. I hope they hit him with at least 10 years in a federal pen for those stupid bomb threats. I bet he'll learn his lesson real quick there. And if he tries acting like a asshole in prison he'll learn real quick what his parents should have taught him. Lol what I wouldn't do for a webcam in prison. I really think most of his problem is poor parenting, I heard his grandma would give him stuff so he would be good which just taught him be a asshole and they will give me what I want to stop.

What do you think of Daniel doing that running almost hit, he almost hit someone at the Ice Cream shop and Panera bread, its kinda funny looking where the guy wasn't looking and Daniel goes running up and when the guy turned around he stops with his fist in the area like damn I wish he wouldva tried that and got beat down. I really think a lot of his problem is he didn't get beatup enough as a kid that's the problem with special schools.
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
What do you think of Daniel doing that running almost hit, he almost hit someone at the Ice Cream shop and Panera bread, its kinda funny looking where the guy wasn't looking and Daniel goes running up and when the guy turned around he stops with his fist in the area like damn I wish he wouldva tried that and got beat down. I really think a lot of his problem is he didn't get beatup enough as a kid that's the problem with special schools.
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I think Danderson realized that guy could kick his ass.
 
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p1138 said:
Most of the planet could beat his ass though. I think it's more like Larson realized he was going to get his ass kicked after whatever is rattling around in his brain made him think running up to suckerpunch someone would make him look like a badass.
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I guess lol, I find it hilarious the madder he gets the higher his voice goes. Its like you can hear his balls sucking into his body with each threat he rambles out. In one of those two incidents I mentioned, he's all "Try it bitch" and everytime it gets higher and higher. I hope he doesn't think he's threatening at all. It would be like Mikey Mouse threatening me, except Mikey Mouse would be terrifying. One he's a cartoon and Two he probably has dynamite or a piano rigged up to drop on me or something. Daniel is less a threat then Mikey Mouse lol
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
I guess lol, I find it hilarious the madder he gets the higher his voice goes. Its like you can hear his balls sucking into his body with each threat he rambles out. In one of those two incidents I mentioned, he's all "Try it bitch" and everytime it gets higher and higher. I hope he doesn't think he's threatening at all. It would be like Mikey Mouse threatening me, except Mikey Mouse would be terrifying. One he's a cartoon and Two he probably has dynamite or a piano rigged up to drop on me or something. Daniel is less a threat then Mikey Mouse lol
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yeah, all he can do is pitch his voice higher and it sounds ridiculous. You mentioned that he didn't get beaten up as a kid, and actually thinking about it, it's probably entire true. Other than punching himself in the face, everything he does when he's trying to act "tough" or whatever is about what I'd expect out of 5th or 6th grade kids. The random flailing, the hilariously poorly bluffed attacks, the screeching voice, etc. basically not knowing how to handle a fight or flight response and looking like a fool as a result. Of course the difference is little kids doing this shit just look dumb, Larson on the other hand is a grown ass man who speaks like he's still in maybe jr high?
 
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p1138 said:
Larson on the other hand is a grown ass man who speaks like he's still in maybe jr high?
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Either Jr High or 5th grade. Everything he does reminds me of a child throwing a tantrum, punching holes in walls, yelling, flopping around. Even his threats are childish. I just think if his parents whipped his ass some as a child, or if other kids beat his ass once in a while as a child for being an asshole he would have learned being an asshole leads to stuff I don't want to happen. By bribing him to be good his grandmother reinforced bad behavior gets good results. If he didn't goto that retard school where he was treated like a china doll and went to regular public school I bet he would have learned a little better on social behavior. I just remember when I was a kid, if I did something pretty bad I got the belt and let me tell you after once or twice just threatening to take that motherfucker off was good enough. Im not saying abuse a kid here I'm just saying parents today need to teach their children better parents in the 50s/60s did a much better job
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Either Jr High or 5th grade. Everything he does reminds me of a child throwing a tantrum, punching holes in walls, yelling, flopping around. Even his threats are childish. I just think if his parents whipped his ass some as a child, or if other kids beat his ass once in a while as a child for being an asshole he would have learned being an asshole leads to stuff I don't want to happen. By bribing him to be good his grandmother reinforced bad behavior gets good results. If he didn't goto that retard school where he was treated like a china doll and went to regular public school I bet he would have learned a little better on social behavior. I just remember when I was a kid, if I did something pretty bad I got the belt and let me tell you after once or twice just threatening to take that motherfucker off was good enough. Im not saying abuse a kid here I'm just saying parents today need to teach their children better parents in the 50s/60s did a much better job
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I doubt it. There's definitely people who didn't get beaten up enough in school and need the occasional ass whooping. With that, they'd be more like normal functioning human beings. I'm talking about people like stereotypical Karens and shit. Larson? The problem is that ass beating is a learning experience, I don't think he's capable of learning any lessons at all.
 
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His lawyers have requested a psychiatric evaluation to determine whether he is competent to stand trial and the judge agreed. "Based on the information contained in the pretrial services report, his interactions with others in this case, and his interactions with employees of the detention center"
 

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D_Tractor said:
His lawyers have requested a psychiatric evaluation to determine whether he is competent to stand trial and the judge agreed. "Based on the information contained in the pretrial services report, his interactions with others in this case, and his interactions with employees of the detention center"
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I hope that since he's always calm and collected in serious situation, like with law enforcement, he masks his mental illness(es) during the psych eval and they deem him fit to trial lmao
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
What do you think of Daniel doing that running almost hit, he almost hit someone at the Ice Cream shop and Panera bread, its kinda funny looking where the guy wasn't looking and Daniel goes running up
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That’s just a retards natural form of attacking, like Cyraxx attacking and choking Sally when she turned his back on him

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His lawyers have requested a psychiatric evaluation to determine whether he is competent to stand trial and the judge agreed.
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Here comes the plot armor, personally the majority of the blame should go to weens so I hope Daniel gets the help he needs and they throw those discord faggots into ass pounding jail
 
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biggacracka said:
I hope that since he's always calm and collected in serious situation, like with law enforcement, he masks his mental illness(es) during the psych eval and they deem him fit to trial lmao
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He has sat through court hearings before and there's no record of him acting out. I suspect he'll be found fit to stand trial (the standard is not very high from what I understand), I think this is more likely to be his lawyer trying to cushion the inevitable blow for him. Others who know much more than I have said in this thread that an insanity defence is unlikely as he's a bit too high-functioning to say he didn't know the difference between right and wrong, I think it's more an attempt to get him a more favourable plea deal and/or sentence. Not a lawyer though, just what I've picked up from this thread.
 
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He has sat through court hearings before and there's no record of him acting out
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Yea he knows when to act normal and when to act a fool. And I really don't think he's smart enough to fail a mental test. They are used to people trying to fail the test to get into a mental ward instead of prison. I'm sure the crazy house sucks but I know it sucks less then prison lol.
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That’s just a retards natural form of attacking, like Cyraxx attacking and choking Sally when she turned his back on him
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Its just so weak looking, like dam son if you actually connected with that girly arm of yours your probably gonna hurt yourself more then what you hit. It's one thing to punch drywall like a fag it's quite another to punch a human that will return the favor. But if you look at the way his arm is its all bent and its just the weakest punch Ive ever seen. But its funny because I've seen him do it twice now and both times he stopped inches before connecting. Maybe he's trying to make the guy hit him so he can claim dude beat me up I'm gonna sue. I donnu if he's that smart but it's a possibility. I still stand by my theory he should've been public in a regular low income public school where he could have been beat up more often and he wouldn't act like this and maybe he would have learned to throw a real punch
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I figured this was gonna happen, where did you find the paperwork for it? Seems awful fast for Larson to have talked to a public defender yet, normally that takes a few months. And normally it's your lawyer that puts in for this kind of stuff.
 
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biggacracka said:
Wouldn't be so sure. Yeah nigger anal rape is bad, but being a zombie on god knows how much medication and live the rest of your life drooling in a padded cell doesn't sound better to me
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I donnu man if I had to do 10+ years in prison I might consider being doped up to a walking zombie a better deal. I'm not even worried about the niggers and rapists it's more the fucking boredom of it all. There's only so many damn games of spades you can play in a day, at least most prisons have some weights and exercise equipment but you still spend most if not 23 hours of your day locked down.
 
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