Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

I'm posting this reply from 20 pages back, so someone's bound to have already responded similarly to this, but...

I shudder to think of what the cops discover off of his computer's hard drive(s)...

20 open tabs of a dragon farting and eating pizza

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Nick is the Icarus of lolcows. I can't think of any cow that got so high in status and irl status and dipped so hard so fast.

Guy could have stayed offline as a normal lawyer with some slightly weird kinks. Now he definitely fucked a lot of future prospects for momentary internet fame.

You’d be surprised honestly. He could absolutely get out of this.

People have pulled their life back from worse. All of the people that actually care about him have said it would not be hard for him to come back fixed if he really wanted to.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

To all my kiwibros: When the midlife crisis hits, be traditional and buy an impractical car.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

That’s possible but drugs and alchahil can really ruin people. I don’t think he hates his kids. He just needs to get off the drink and drugs. Oroblem is he needs help doing it which he’s not had yet.

I have to disagree on this a lot of stuff nick has done and said prior to his slide into the substance abuse has me beleiving that the alcohol and drugs are a symptom of a greater defect in his soul, not the cause. His primary problem is that he's resentful of being older and having responsibilities and wants the world to be his oyster like when he was at his peak. He needs to get off the pride and hedonism and selfishness which is far harder than getting off of drugs and alcohol.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Lol talk about cursed images

At least we still have Andy.

 

[Cad an Hell]

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It's a pity Spectre is a fucking retard.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

legal mindset dunked on him

 

[Pie]

Lawtwitter must be having a field day, maybe they can give Nick a discount.

 

[ThePhantomStranger]

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OOOH boy, premium content!

 

[break these cuffs]

The Rekietas are not yet listed on the court docket for an arraignment hearing where their bail would be set.



Clout chasing faggot Spectre007 has used his contacts at the Pentagon to find out it's at 11am CST.

 

[Seafarer]

Elissa is elated.

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Actually come to think of it if this stint puts Rekieta behind bars, what will become of Elissa’s channel? What is @elb gonna cover?

It has been said before but that Aaron faggot is lucky he got cucked when he did because otherwise his mugshot would be plastered on here along the other three. He's clearly getting a high from all the attention and praise he's been getting and will try to squeeze this shit for as long as possible. This pos was part of drug fueled orgies with the Rekietas not too long ago so it's revolting watching him acting all holier than thou.

Yeah if Nick is like Ethan Ralph in this scenario then Aaron is Matthew Vickers. Actually there is a lot of interesting parallels with Ralph’s corn harvest.

 

[dustnight]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cumPN3MavE0

He reckons he's got one now.

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Looks like Kino is back on the menu boys!

 

[inception_state]

Kek, Spectre is the source. He has a thread for those who aren't familiar with him. I'm sure he's been ringing the courthouse. He is a clout chasing faggot and Sektur hanger on. Don't expect him not to have fucked somethign up. I'll wait for the court site to update personally.

Lol, found it: https://twitter.com/TheSpectreRep/status/1793994815916724265



Apparently the court can't guarantee the order people will be called, so Rekieta might be a bit after 12:00.

 

[Truly Rural]

If the arraignment is at noon

The bigger question is whether this is immediately before or immediately after Nick's noon nap!

 

[Not Really Here]

The question is... who started what?

About two years ago they took 'high grade' MDMA together in Houston, it changed his brain to the point that for weeks after he was talking about a new obsession with touching, and feeling textures. Around a year after that they went to their local cannabis store with the plan to buy out all their gummies. Kayla talked him OUT of buying all of them, then went into the store where she asked the clerk for their entire stock.

Kids gather around and listen to a man of experience: If you take anything, including medication administered by doctors, and it fundamentally changes anything about you, be very fucking careful because you're no longer the same person.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Lawtwitter must be having a field day, maybe they can give Nick a discount.

I hope LegalEagle makes a video

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

What was happening on the 16th? Was that soon after his kid's confirmation or whatever that was?

EDIT: looking back, it's right around when Aaron came clean about his divorce. I still think the more likely situation is that Aaron was talking to his friend in CPS and that's who the mandated reporter is

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Lol talk about cursed images

You might not like it, but in the long run, Chief Dead-Air changing his name and disappearing into the ether is the true winner.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

What people that still have cable care enough about Rekeita?

Eh? I only just started caring.

 

[SPCC Archivist]

I hope you guys understand I will not rest until I see more of DSP reacting to the news on this catastrophic fucking retard.