How do you celebrate World Goth Day 2024?

[Miriam Margoyles]

Pfft. A celebration implies happiness, which is thoroughly ungoth - a subculture known for it's whole-hearted embrace of dark sadness. Not that you fake poser preps would ever understand.

 

[winterfag]

Pfft. A celebration implies happiness, which is thoroughly ungoth - a subculture known for it's whole-hearted embrace of dark sadness. Not that you fake poser preps would ever understand.

no you're thinking of Emo, which is 100% different from Goth. Let me list the differences:

1)

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Don't talk to me about goth like I don't know what it is, you fucking patronising fucking.

 

[Am I Very Wrong]

goths have stopped existing quite some time ago

 

[Pruto]

The only proper way to celebrate that is to commit suicide.

 

[Shidoen]

I sell toasters and kiddie pools half off.

 

[DankSmoker]

Attach straps to my britches and listen to gayer music than usual.

 

[KittyGremlin]

what the fuck is even goth anymore

 

[DankSmoker]

what the fuck is even goth anymore

Doomers I guess. Null is pretty goth.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Doomers I guess. Null is pretty goth.

I was about to object but he does encapsulate the state of gothery in 2024 pretty well.

 

[The Magnificence]

1. The Crow on loop - check
2. Bedroom walls painted black - check
3. SPF +500 Sunscreen - check
4. All of the the eyeliner - check
5. Black, black, black, black numbah wu-u-u-un - check

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Well I'm building a bunch of wood walls around my town centre and rushing infantry.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Mourn the lack of hot goth girls.