Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Toji Suzuhara]

I don't know shit about cocaine. Is 26 grams a lot?

A pretty big amount for even a medium-sized group, for these three, it could last at least half a month

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't know shit about cocaine. Is 26 grams a lot?

According to people who have used recreationally, 1g is enough for a great fucking night of partying.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I don't know shit about cocaine. Is 26 grams a lot?

It’s an ounce of blow. What most people get fucked up on is a gram or less.

 

[AnOminous]

Oldest attends Community Christian School at 1300 19th Ave SW, Willmar, MN. Office opens at 7:30, not totally clear when school starts but 8 would be logical.

Community Christian School is ten minutes from the office that the complaint was called into. It's at 2201 23rd St NE, also Willmar, MN.

Teachers are mandatory reporters in Minnesota.

My guess is the kid showed up with signs of abuse, or Nick showed up at the school blasted out of his mind trying to pretend he was sober, but we all know from his streams how well that works for him. Somehow, incel prudes can tell these things.

 

[Harm]

PDF for the order of detention/Probabal cause for those wanting to read through it. Backs up eveything in the news article.

So it was his fucking daughter who had to answer the door.



Fuck these monsters.

Dude, they had Nick already in custody, he refused to provide the codes so they could execute the warrant, and he made them bust the door down knowing his children were inside. Garbage tier human beings.

 

[TheShedCollector]

With a nose like his it's lucky he wasn't found with 25 kilos. One sniff gonna hoover up an entire brick.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

A couple of amusing lines. Confirmed for living in squalor, and Nick raged at the warrant.

 

[Sean_Igger]

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He's facing 26 years in prison if he doesn't get a plea deal

Edit: idk if a mod can pin this or not but here's a video going over his charges

That's the look of a man who flew too close to the balldo.

 

[Professor Donger]

What's with the "ding dong" sound effects?

I think they're going over this stuff in zoom and someone's doorbell got rung

 

[Can of Spam]

Imagine being married, having 5 beautiful children, living in a nice house, being fully able to provide for your family, and actually living the American Dream (when so many literally can't right now).

And you throw it all away for booze, drugs, and attention on the internet.

But don't you see, Nick wanted the "new" American Dream where you're fucked up most of the time to avoid the crippling reality of being a pleb while livestreaming for parasocial relationships. Him being a lucky load who got born into a trust fund just means he gets the old American Dream to ruin too.

April has definitely been released. She is no longer on the "In Custody" page as of the updated at 11:49. Rekietas are still there.

That's a serious contender for narc %, Homewrecking WR right there frens.

 

[Spunt]

With a nose like his it's lucky he wasn't found with 25 kilos. One sniff gonna hoover up an entire brick.

Quick, the cops are here, put all the drugs in his nose!

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

In hospital, they'll give you chlordiazepoxide (Diazapam) to get over alcohol dependancy. Can he get that from his doctor?

Nick most likely needs inpatient management. He'll be back in jail rather quickly if he doesn't get it.

 

[break these cuffs]

Idk if its reported yet but LE family member with access to information said they rammed down Nick's door. For refusing to open it.

They found 8 ketamine tablets, small baggies of coke, a Sig AR15 with mags and loose ammo under his bed, and multiple other firearms in the garage.

They also noticed sores on his arms common with heavy drug use.

That already hit the local Fox affiliate. Nick Kayla is a piece of shit for putting his kids in that position. That shit can be traumatizing. I've been the guy kicking the door before. It ain't great for the kids.

She was the one identified as REKIETA in the news article. Nick wasn't at home.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

If Nick waived that, he's an idiot, he's barely a lawyer and more importantly he is not an expert in criminal defense. Him thinking he can represent the other two is outright retarded.

My optimistic take was that he would get a lawyer once he got a chance. But my knowledge that he's an idiot tells me he's still high and isn't thinking straight. Also, kudos. What a finale to Weeb Wars.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

It just hit me who Kayla now looks like

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

K is very prominent in the gay community.

Also psy-trance scene, but I can't really see Nick dancing to doof-doof all night wearing neo-light-sunglasses while on a Calvin Klein... so yeah probably picked it up at a gay orgy.

 

[Telemeter]

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The fat drug addled idiot thinks April walked.

SHE PLEADED NO CONTEST!

 

[Fatty Fucking Dude]

If Aaron could've made April cum, none of this would've happened.

 

[None More Black]

lmao nice trap house, retard

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Here is the order for detention, which includes the statement of probable cause. Backs up eveything in the news article.

classy as fuck.