Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Yeeted Teet]

She got them to bring more illegal drugs to the jail

 

[Desktop User2]

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A couple of amusing lines. Confirmed for living in squalor, and Nick raged at the warrant.

I know all this shit read from the beginning they were at the deep end but the house situation confirms they were all far into addiction already.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Bets on whether Nick offs himself like lowtax, holy shit this is such a shitshow.

He'll lick that shotgun barrel as if it were his last beloved whiskey bottle.

 

[Meat Target]

They're hoarders, too!? Well...

The lulz stop coming and they don't stop coming/
Head to the Farms and I hit the thread running

 

[Law]

So it was his fucking daughter who had to answer the door.

The cops had to enter with a door ram?
So Bossman no longer has a monopoly on lolcow door destruction?

 

[Two by Four]

April baby if ur reading this I know ur out on ur own now that Aaron hates u and balldo was sentenced to death, u have open invitation to come to my apartment and stay with me. I don’t have any balldos or cool drugs but I have a couple beers that we could share my sweet little pumpkin

I hope she sees this bro

 

[polar bear]

His annoyed look in the mugshot. cracking his neck and citing 8A to the judge who didn't even bother to acknowledge it; Nick hasn't learned a fucking thing.

Oh but haven't you heard Joe and Gosney going on about how Nick has a wonderful family and he loves them very much and he is such a great person and surely he will bounce back and this is just a wake up call and it's all gonna be fantastic

you know, just a wake up call, like an alarm clock, it goes bzzzt-bzzzzt-UP TO 25 YEARS IMPRISONMENT YOU CRIMINAL SCUM

 

[Tiberius Rising]

Not to PL too much, but I maintain a CPA license and a CFE license. When renewing my license I have to attest to having any felonies since last renewal. I can't imagine the state bar is any different. The non-practicing lawyer is soon to even lose that title.

I hope he can recover for his own sake and his kids sake, but I hope this is the wake up call to end his streaming career and move on to the next phase of his life.

 

[Blitzsneed]

According to people who have used recreationally, 1g is enough for a great fucking night of partying.

Until you get used to it and end up like fucking Rackets. The cops breaking in the house, while their kids are witnessing this shit live, is just the icing on the cake.
Fuck this piece of shit.

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>literal crack shack
>kids lived in it and were barely fed
Chair. Now.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

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Fun fact, it was originally "Dallas" not "Vegas", but got dubbed over after JFK was assassinated.

 

[HostilePustule]

Given the state the house was in, and how much goddamn cocaine they had on hand, I'm actually really curious to know whether fentanyl was involved or not.

 

[AnOminous]

Josh is playing the outro song. I'm genuinely sad now.

Someone should probably do an updated and actually accurate version of that cringefest of a song.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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She got them to bring more illegal drugs to the jail

Confirms it. Our wife was in on it the whole time

 

[BathTubShine]

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She got them to bring more illegal drugs to the jail

Holy junkie... Yet still we will see few select ppl on the thread keep on cuntguarding gollum and blame everything only on Nick, no doubt.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

it wasn't even an overwhelming amount of success. Just a pretty good footing in upper middle class luxury that most of us dream about.

100K simultaneous viewers per stream is a massive success

 

[WelperHelper99]

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classy as fuck.

Absolutely disgusting. And people were getting mad at me saying he should be locked up? The place sounds like it's a train wreck to live in, and to top it off, Rekieta in his drunken rage stomps on the warrent HE ASKED FOR like a toddler! Fuck this nigger!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

where were you when the rekeita towers got hit?

also almost an ounce of blow is fucking hilarious

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Someone should probably do an updated and actually accurate version of that cringefest of a song.

I agree. It just gave me the feels for better times. Nick, especially Nick and Null together, got me through some hard stuff with laughter.

Nick, you suck.

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

This is what adultery does to your brain

 

[AnOminous]

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She got them to bring more illegal drugs to the jail

Between this dumb cunt having MORE drugs brought to the jail she was in for drugs, and Nick throwing away the search warrant, we have some real law-brained actors in this shitshow.