Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Poop Shoot]

Eh, if there is one thing I have learned about Lolcows it’s that they very rarely get serious consequences for their behavior. Chris had to literally rape his mom to face jail time— and that was someone who assaulted another person with their vehicle.

First time offender? I bet he gets off pretty light. I’m no law Kiwi though.

I take into account that he has pissed off every judge in his district and April wil be turning on them and getting her own lawyer.

I’ve certainly been wrong before and I’ll be wrong again. It’s fun to speculate though and I’ll be keeping my eyes glued to this case.

 

[Mikoyan]

Holy shit they broke his door down to raid the place when he wouldn't let them in. This shit is wild it's SO MUCH worse than I assumed.

It doesn't list what firearms they had, so that's sort of a bullshit charge if it was in a gun safe. There's no way Nick just leaves firearms out and about, right?...

The AR was under the bed so no, there was plenty loose to hang him with.

Having to knock down the door, etc: It's worse than I thought too.

 

[Lokenstien]

The brown substance is probably just dried blood from coke induced nosebleeds. Not as funny as da poopoo, but far more likely.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Is

He's been shitting on her and insulting her frequently on stream

Is she the one he said he wanted to drink vagina juice liquor out of?

 

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Sean was going over it on stream with some guests. Nick saying April was just visiting and doesn't live there saved her from a straight possession charge.

Does this mean someone telling the prosecutor he was lying and she WAS living there will fuck her over? I mean, having your wife in jail on drug charges might be helpful in say, a divorce.

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

If you don't object, you can't appeal.

Nick is dumb enough to pro se appeal his bail amount.

Except he didn't even do this correctly. In order to challenge bail as excessive, you have to file a motion for bail reduction, and then if that is denied, then you can appeal. Stack v. Boyle, 342 U.S. 1 (1951).

Even if he did, the appeal would start right now, and the issue of bail amount would be decided before the case proceeded any further.

So he was just being an ornery little shit

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Is that characters name balldo or am I losing my mind

Baldi, name's Baldi from Baldi's Basics

 

[gang weeder]

Was he consuming enough to get the really bad withdrawal effects? I thought you had to be consuming 30+ drinks/day for somebody his size and those people were basically never sober. I don't know, I'm asking.

Rekieta definitely seemed to be a daily drinker so he'll have withdrawals yes. How bad they might be, who knows. But it seems like he was also addicted to coke at the very least. I would have to imagine that withdrawing from alcohol and other substances simultaneously is not fun.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

damn this thread moves too fast to keep up. can someone point me to the details of the case. heard they have leaked

 

[Squatty Potty]

I bet when Nick comes back, he streams sober and pissed off. He goes on a rant on how the warrant was actually illegal, vagueposts about Aaron passively alleging he sent him up, rants about the 'bitch judge', says it's all bullshit, and that "the truth will be revealed in due time" or something equally stupid.

 

[Major]

Wouldn't have predicted that Nick's demise would've come before Chris Chan's.

at the end of the world there will be only chris chan and DSP

 

[Not A. Yankee]

What's the stereotypical white trash beer since bud light became the gay beer? I predict that Nick is gonna burn through all his money and have to stop buying fancy liquor.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Joe thinks Nick's strength of character will allow him "to rise like a phoenix":

Joe- "I've seen the strength of Nicks conviction.

What conviction does he think will be the strongest, the felony Drugs charge, the weapons charges, or the 5 counts of Child Neglect/Abuse?

 

[goopp]

They're both still in custody. Can they make arrangements for themselves from jail? I don't think so, I only know that you usually have to get a hold of someone on the outside to set a bondsman up, and seeing as how he balked at the amount I'm wondering if his parents cut him off. Maybe get a cash advance on the credit cards found in the safe lmao. I'm wondering if his kin is embarrassed enough by him to make some calls to local bondsmen asking them to deny his requests. They don't HAVE to sign for him.

It just takes time, you can call a bondsman in the middle of the night and be out quickly for something like a DUI, but since he has pre-trial probation, his probation officer probably won't let them be released until things like are the kids secure or is all the booze removed from the house before he gives the jail the OK to release them.

 

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What does this even mean

Vito's an idiot that Dick Masterson is grooming to be the next idiot he livestreams the downfall of after enabling and growing him to a certain extent. Vito comes on streams and clout chases in other streams' chats until they bring him on to prop up his brand. He's saying "since Vito's in the chat and Sean won't ban him, I (and others) stopped watching."

 

[Mikoyan]

What does this even mean

You wanna give a dude who tolerates a self-proclaimed pedo playing hype man in chat youtube views, you do you.

I get it though, this is like a thousand Christmases all at once, standing in front of the info firehose is appealing.

 

[Charnel Ground]

gun is visible on the rack on one of the pictures. So is his massive 7ft tall safe.

These are pictures from when the house was listed in 2018 so none of the decor or items around the house is Rekieta's. The safe is the same i guess though because it's built in.

 

[SandyCat]

Was wondering when one of these would be made.

The juxtaposition is depressing

and hilarious

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

So have we finally confirmed that Aaron was directly involved in getting the cops out?

 

[EggImpregnator]

PBR

What's the stereotypical white trash beer since bud light became the gay beer? I predict that Nick is gonna burn through all his money and have to stop buying fancy liquor.