Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ColinQuinnsStent]

Your honor, the prosecution would like to present exhibit A: it's a picture of a fat green dragon eating pizza and farting.

 

[borsabil]

Jesus that’s actually brutal. Might be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t think he deserves that much just for drug possession.

Niggers attacking white grandmas get less then that

If true it's a maximum sentence. Rackets is a first time offender with no priors and the drugs were obviously for personal use. American prosecutors tend to throw the book at defendants with the expectation they'll accept a deal for lesser charges. Too many niggers on here getting caught up in the initial drama. Expect some back and forth and then probation/community service with mandatory rehab.

Nick could use the opportunity to get himself clean, get off the fucking internet and work on saving his marriage and acting like an adult who has parental responsibilities. Of course none of that is likely given his towering ego and being a degenerate cunt. You can't shame addicts into sobriety, mostly they die from their addictions or they gain self realisation from utter degradation.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

I love the implication that the stupid snake tattoo will still be unfinished.

He can have it finished in prison

 

[HackerX]

I imagine Nick had a small glimmer of hope that all of this wasn't publicly known yet. That hope evaporated the moment he heard the zoom spergs. I don't think he truly realizes how much everything blew up in 24 hours.

What's the first thing he's gonna do when he gets access to the Internet again?

 

[DaleMcGuy]

I suspect a lot of Youtubers with grift PO Boxes are about to receive visits from Magi Chan.

 

[Chuuni Theory]

People are only mentioning the medallion but Nick was also under the effects of the "DSP outlives another" curse, the Ralphacurse and the Metokurse that killed Coach Chef Redpill.
A maximum sentence of 26 year isn't that bad, he's lucky that a meteorite didn't fall on his house.

He also blasphemed God and his followers a lot.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I imagine Nick had a small glimmer of hope that all of this wasn't publicly known yet. That hope evaporated the moment he heard the zoom spergs. I don't think he truly realizes how much everything blew up in 24 hours.

What's the first thing he's gonna do when he gets access to the Internet again?

He will cope and seethe.

 

[SpellforceFan]

Your honor, the prosecution would like to present exhibit A: it's a picture of a fat green dragon eating pizza and farting.

...and for the exhibit B the prosecution would like to present a picture of a fat green dragon eating pizza and farting.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I am fucking pissing myself at the idea of Nick trying to make buddies in jail:
- so, what movies do you like? Cause I really like American Beauty, have you seen it? best movie ever
- do you know if they serve Doritos here?
- hey I am going to grab a shower, wanna come and we can talk?

I like to imagine he would be so fucking unlikable that nobody even wants to physically get close enough to shank him or anything like that. They just avoid him like a virus. Even in prison he can't keep friends. What a loser.

Aaron redemption arc cancelled, throw him back in the trash.

I'm sorry, but there never was one. I can only speak for myself, but I liked him for what he was going to be giving us, and that he was twisting the knife in Nick's egotistical heart. But that seems to be over, and while he's still willing to talk about this matter it seems, he's not trustworthy. Everything he says about Rekieta at this point needs to be double checked/verified.

With that out of the way, we go back to the reality where he's a pos that left the pregnant wife blah blah blah.

I wonder if the cops recognized his Rustang with the obnoxious LAWPOPE license plate while they were driving to the residence.

God I hope so. I'd love to hear that conversation.

"Hey, check it out."
<points to LAWPOPE plate>
" Heh he he he..."

 

[Can of Spam]

It's a good thing Nick has a nice nest egg stashed and can ROR with a $50K bond. That would really suck to be a poor, broke, pleb, who has to have probation officer and keep on the straight and narrow for 3 months with random check-ins and piss tests until the next hearing.

 

[TexOffender]

ENHANCE!
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Man, she's got a fine aquiline nose. She belongs on a Nickel.

 

[DavidS877]

Hot off the presses an order for release has appeared.

Edit:
How long before he breaks it.
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Hmm, where have I seen that name before.

 

[Lokenstien]

Your honor, the prosecution would like to present exhibit A: it's a picture of a fat green dragon eating pizza and farting.

OBJECTION!

It was actually a fat green dragon in a lab with feeding tubes inserted into her mouth.

Spoiler: What Nick saw moments before passing out

 

[oh no im late for school]

GET YA HOT COPES STRAIGHT FROM LOCALS

Spoiler: It's just providgil guys

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They are beyond a lost cause. He could snort a line straight on camera and they would still deny it

apparently modafinil use does "potentiate" self-administration of cocaine

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41386-020-0680-5

 

[HTTP Error 404]

The weight was recorded on site and with the containers, which came up as 26.6g - they will weigh it back in the lab, without the containers, and Nick better be praying it's less than 25g. I don't know if the charge can be downgraded after the fact, but if it can, this is a final hope for him or he could be doing the minimum recommendation of 5.5 years.

Firearm rider. It has to be under 10g. 16.6g container? Possible but unlikely.

 

[King George III]

Nick has to go until August without drinking. He's not gonna make it.

 

[genericwhitemale]

At the beginning of the year I thought by the end of the year this thread would get up to 100k replies, but at this rate it could be 100k by the end of next month. Congratulations, Nick! You win Lolcow of the Decade.

 

[goh]

If true it's a maximum sentence. Rackets is a first time offender with no priors and the drugs were obviously for personal use. American prosecutors tend to throw the book at defendants with the expectation they'll accept a deal for lesser charges. Too many niggers on here getting caught up in the initial drama. Expect some back and forth and then probation/community service with mandatory rehab.

Nick could use the opportunity to get himself clean, get off the fucking internet and work on saving his marriage and acting like an adult who has parental responsibilities. Of course none of that is likely given his towering ego and being a degenerate cunt. You can't shame addicts into sobriety, mostly they die from their addictions or they gain self realisation from utter degradation.

I think he'll see jail time, but nowhere near the maximum. Don't get too caught up in the fervor.

The only thing I want is for his children to be safe.

 

[thhrang]

He will cope and seethe.

He will cope and sneed*, nine times in a row.

 

[GoudaChris]

getting caught up on all of todays events. Neither nick or kayla seem to show any remorse for their actions especially involving their kids. fucking scum