Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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Anonymus Fluhre said:
He's certainly can't be talking about us. We're still here. Least I think we're still here?
He also didn't go dark. He was replying to people as of April 16th.
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See, the "creeps" is just a singular creep—himself. So by going dark he's also metaphorically taking out a creep. At least temporarily.
 
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Tablet County said:
See, the "creeps" is just a singular creep—himself. So by going dark he's also metaphorically taking out a creep. At least temporarily.
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He have been going "dark" because he was getting ready for the total eclipse. Though we wont know for sure until August 12, 2026 when we're have another one.
 
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Piggle Rick said:
I think by “going dark” he means Trudeau-style blackface. I hope someone films the moment where a bunch of neighbours beat the shit out of him.
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Maybe he's gone blackface like Nick so he can get pegged by bottles since no one will shove a butter knife up his ass anymore.
 
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internet friend said:
It's a typo, he's actually taking out some crepes. And by taking them out he means eating them. Cos fat
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So ashamed he has to take them out the house and hide in some park or back alley to scarf them down. Don't worry Shane there's nothing to hide, we all know you're a fat greasy fuck already.
 
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The one time I had to replace BIOS chips (those ones with the centipede legs) was thanks to the Chernobyl virus, a really nasty virus in the '90s that actually bricked the motherboard by flashing the BIOS (on select boards) and zeroing out the first 1K of the hard drive, basically destroying the system. Of course it was a chink who did that. You could at least rescue the motherboard by swapping out the chip.
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God damn, bro, you just triggered some major PTSD with this one...I was working a tech support job back in the late 90s, and the number of computers that I dealt with that were pozzed with this shit was astronomical. I recall it was called 'Chernobyl' because its payload triggered on the anniversary of the nuclear meltdown (April 26) -- which was of course right before finals week at the local University. All I can say is: holy shit.
 
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Spy report! Spy report! Bitch boy participates in multi-hour long Spaces about comic book movies and videogames, with a handful of other developmentally stunted men. Here he is whining about hawassment on X and Elon Bad


Shane on how he likes his women:

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I skipped through the audios trying to find more of Shane's interventions but he doesn't really say much, he seems to be the beta of the group. One of the guys earnestly called Playstation fans "playsexuals" lol.
 
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Pepperonified said:
Shane is on threads https://www.threads.net/@dewthepdx

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Amazed he's still on it given that he's doing the same thing there as he did on X.
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Minimum wage back than was like $0.22 or something an hour. You're not going to survive on that as a four person family when women still weren't working full time. if minimum wage was a living wage then the United States wouldn't need food and housing programs and other "hacks" just to get by. Minimum wage also doesn't take into account the cost of living. In one province here the cost of living would require you to make $18 an hour but minimum wage was only $15. It also doesn't account things like high taxes, inflation, high gas prices, uncontrolled rent and bill prices. It's just a number to make low IQ retards happy.
 
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