Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SteelPlatedHeart]

If Nick was a smart man, he’d be in Eric’s DMs begging for that rehab money and apologizing however he could.

Key word is “IF”, of course.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

>Get released
>Rush home to keep up with my thread on KW
>Click on "First Unread"
>524 pages behind
>mfw

 

[AnOminous]

He ain't going to be able to raise $50k in a year. The dipshit shot his ability to make money in the head repeatedly over the last year. His go fund me never broke $13K

Bet he wishes he had some of those weeb paypigs he told to go fuck themselves now.

Consider this: this is a man who weebs told they were disgusted by his sexual degeneracy.

Incidentally as of exactly now he's still on the custody page. https://www2.kcmn.us/LETG/custody/custody.html

April was removed pretty shortly after being released, so if they're still there tonight, it would be nice if the release order doesn't get processed tonight and he gets to spend Memorial Day in the slammer. I think he'll probably be released before end of business, though I wish they had engaged in more concentrated dickery to make sure it didn't happen until Tuesday.

Bail Bonds are an option. He pays them 10% and as long as he shows up then they don't hunt him down but loses the 10% no matter what.

Incoming Dog the Bounty Hunter arc.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I’m trying to understand how the house was so filthy. Usually cokehead houses are REALY clean because of all the energy they tend to have.

An ex-girlfriend had a couple of cokeheads live next door to her and we’d constantly hear them hoovering their house at 4am.

Alcohol is a downer. If you are strung out and hungover on booze your energy levels to do anything beyond the bare minimum are nil.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Question - do we know if any of his computers, hard drives or phone(s) were searched? Or taken to be searched?

So the release was both. Lol. Lmao even. Enjoy alcohol withdrawals, stalker child.

If he's going to have ANY chance of making it, he should take all the booze in his house, and just throw it away.

He doesn't have discipline. Even it simply being in the house with him sounds like enough to get him to make a very costly mistake.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Five kids will shit up a house really quickly if there isn’t someone there constantly cleaning up. And they aren’t using their upper energy on cleaning if they’re busy felching eachother or whatever the fuck swingers do these days.

 

[DumbDude43]

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Ali Alexander cameo?

'unknown brown substance' in a drug context could just be hashish, or it could also be fucking heroin lol
but the report doesn't mention any needles so i think (hope) that it's just hash

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

His go fund me never broke $13K

And it was AGES ago. Today he would gather only a fraction of that.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Wow, what an absolute scumbag. Spent shell casings? Had he been shooting at cans in the house? Jesus christ how much more white trash could this police report be.

If you shoot a lot you'll have loose rounds and spent shell casings all over the place. I flew recently and accidentally took a couple of 9mm shell casings in my carry-on even though that particular bag never goes with me to the range. No idea how they got in there, it just happens.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Hot off the presses an order for release has appeared.

Edit:
How long before he breaks it.
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Someone start a timer website for when he fails this.

 

[mindlessobserver]

If he gets on and does a full coke stream he will break this site it will just be all Nick

If he gets featured 5 times in a row, he should be ascended to god hood, given his own subforum, and the top left title of the website changed to "Kiwisplaining the Interwebs".

Also, sorry Pat Bros and Bossman Stans, but Rekeita is a free man for the rest of the year. He's got an arraignment in August and the Trial will probably happen at the end of the year or soon after. Its literally over for lolcow of the year. Not unless Ethan Ralph comes in clutch.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I'd bet 95%+ of all coke users will never have even seen more than an 8 ball and I think that's 1.5 grams. I've been to some pretty wild parties and I doubt I've seen close to an ounce in one place.

An eight ball is 3.5 grams, aka an eighth of an ounce.

 

[Midwit]

I wonder if the medallion had some residual energy from a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha?

 

[TheTourist]

Yeah, I don't know what to make of this. On the one hand, I can easily see the Rekietas having a pretty filthy home, especially given the drug abuse and departure of the maid/nanny/whatever.

On the other hand, cops are hardly reliable when it comes to shit like this, and could easily be exaggerating.

I'm hoping against hope there's bodycam footage. Did I miss any bodycam footage? There's so much going on that it's easy to lose track of stuff.

 

[Coprinus Comatus]

Lol, he doesn't get to drink just because he paid. Read the release order.

i think you missed the OR

 

[FedPostalService]

Ketamine and alcohol.

Not sure about ketamine as that was a meme drug when I was young, but a couple of lines of the white stuff and it gave you the ability to drink horse killing amounts of booze.

Was coke just better back then or is Nick drinking elephant killing amounts of booze?

 

[Kurohige]

If he gets on and does a full coke stream he will break this site it will just be all Nick

5D Chess. He got tired of our shit talking in this lone thread, so he figured he'll bend the Kiwi Farms such that everyone here will have to talk about him.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Watching Aaron's show now, I'm not sure how much I trust him but he mentions April saying something similar to Nick's "I'm healthy" and quoting her weight (~1:55 in the clip)
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I have said it many times in this thread.

REMEMBER:
Aaron is a swinging, drinking, drug doing degenerate.
He is as guilty as the rest of them he just got cucked by Nick cause nick had all the drugs and his wife liked the drugs more than she liked him. He is a degenerate loser. Do not trust his words at face value.

 

[break these cuffs]

If this arrest has taught me anything after following Nick for like 5 years, it's that his name is spelled Rekieta and not Rekeita. Thanks big guy.

 

[Ludicrous Moneybags]

Did someone request the bodycam yet?