Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Nick has now:
- Humiliated Kayla to her friends, family, community, and public as a whole
- Cucked Kayla and tricked her into violating the sanctity of their 20+ year marriage
- Gotten Kayla to take and potentially become addicted to hard drugs
- Gotten Kayla arrested and put in jail for possession of drugs and child neglect
- Had Kayla and his children taken away from her forcibly by the state

Kayla has done these things. She is a grown woman that has made the choices to go along with Nick. Nobody to blame except herself.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

The cope is unbearable
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Even if Aaron did do it, so what? he didn't magically put the drugs and guns next to each other in the same room. He didn't hand the battering ram to the cops

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Reading between the lines of the arrest report, that's probably why Nick was willing to talk to the cops, specifically about who lived in the master bedroom. All the listed drugs were found in the master bedroom and master bathroom safes, none listed as being on anyone's person. It seems like he stonewalled them on other questions, which sounds like he was trying to convince them to let April off the hook.

Cops naturally arrested her at the scene to make sure, and the stories were probably close enough to warrant releasing her. If the search warrant was based around a child endangerment report it's unlikely to mention April, so unless they can prove a visiting guest had access to the safe, the possession charge looks extremely thin.

So he doesn't care about his kids, his wife, his actual friends who are worried about him, yet tries to weasel his side hoe out of her charges? Good to know.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The cope is unbearable
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The Bad Ceiling Cats are back trying to lead Rekieta further into Hell.

The path absolution is there Nick. Take off the Balldo and Grovel before the Dark Lord of the Internet. Seek the forgiveness of the Null, do what the Dark Lord has commanded. Get Sober. Stop talking to the E-thots in your locals. Provably do it for several months and then come on MATI and Publicly apologize.

You would not listen to the Christian God, you would not even listen to his Temporal Agent in the person of your Pastor. Now you must seek repentance from the Internet and its forsaken Lord. Or consign yourself to the tender mercies of Satan.

Conversely, you could also smash all your technology, renounce worldly life and enter a monastic order. After suitably pleading out your crimes to the Satisfaction of the State.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Do it nick

Blame the farms!
I fucking dare you to stream it live blame us while you're coked up and pissed drunk.

 

[goh]

He's going to beg to go on Jim's stream. Taking bets.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

“SylviaMarie” should be a crime in itself

Redneck double firstnames are cute. Tell me you wouldn't want to hold hands with an Ashley-Joanne.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

You know what's sickening to me? Not a fucking word about his kids. Not an apology for what's happening or outrage that they saw their parents dragged away on false charges.

Nope, it's all about him and his grift.
Eat shit Nick, I hope they throw the book at you and make it a public trial so you can rot in prison.

Honestly, him saying nothing about the kids is probably in his best interest as anything he posts could be thrown back in his face. The less he posts about the case, the better.

But why stream at all right now? Any and all super chats is going to be about the case. If he ignores all of it he will upset paypiggies. If he engages he might slip up. Just take a break.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

And the cat's in the ceiling and the Sailor Moon
Little boy blue and Digi's a Troon.
"When you getting bail, dad?" "I don't know when"
But we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then

 

[River possum]

The easier to visualize amount is 2 tablespoons, roughly. If you have sugar at home you can see for yourself and even cut lines to understand how fucked Nick is.

Disagree. Cocaine after being cut is lighter than granulated sugar, so weight wise you would be looking at more like somewhere around 5-7 tablespoons of sugar if you are wanting a visual representation

 

[dustnight]

I hope he's drinking next stream. I might actually give him money and tell him to take a drink if he'll actually do it like last stream.

Him receiving a whole 2 bucks next stream would be a lot funnier AND weirder.

 

[Post Reply]

Nick and the Sonichu curse are featured on KnowYourMeme.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/nick-rekietas-arrest

https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/who-is-nick-rekieta-and-why-was-he-arrested-the-youtube-lawyers-downfall-and-the-sonichu-medallion-curse-explained

 

[break these cuffs]

Outside of infanticide/molestation, I cannot imagine a worse or more vile thing that a man could do to a woman than what Nicholas Rekieta has done to his wife at this point.

Nick has now:
- Humiliated Kayla to her friends, family, community, and public as a whole
- Cucked Kayla and tricked her into violating the sanctity of their 20+ year marriage
- Gotten Kayla to take and potentially become addicted to hard drugs
- Gotten Kayla arrested and put in jail for possession of drugs and child neglect
- Had Kayla and his children taken away from her forcibly by the state

Many will say she played her part in this by going along with it, but I think we all know Kayla was perfectly content before the money and fame just being the unknown middle class wife and mother of 5.

You will find plenty of people believe she was a driving force behind this.

 

[PFM]

Speaking of which, how did the cops get access to the safes? Would a child protection search warrant cover that, and if not could the cops on the scene compel Nick to open them? It seems unlikely he'd comply given his attitude towards the door and the warrant.

You'd be surprised how many people leave their safes wide open, especially if the safe is housing drugs that don't sit long.

 

[inception_state]

Isn't his streaming room a safe? I bet they leave that open. I don't know if that's what they're referring to when they say "a safe".

They describe a safe in the master bedroom closet, and a safe in the master bathroom. Neither one is referring to the streaming room.

 

[Crinoids]

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> Safe to assume no snow tonight - CGoody

Of course there's no snow, the cops confiscated it all!

What the hell is this typo lmao

 

[Local Fed]

I want nick to do a stream sooooo bad. Come on Nick correct the record, show us incel prudes that were wrong. no balls.

If he does stream tonight or tomorrow he's going to get numbers that he hasn't seen since the Depp trial. He'd probably make a million dollars just from all of the alogs sending in super chats to grave dance on his life.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

BREAKING NEWS!
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No, stalker child, the police reports AREN'T accurate! Don't believe your eyes child! All will be revealed soon, trust the plan!

He's going to drink live.
I wish he cared at least a little because it'd be funnier if he'd habitually stick his tongue down into an empty glass during his streams from here on out.

 

[ZipDisk]

Holy shit, he gives more of a shit about locals than his keeds.

 

[gang weeder]

Everyone saying "I hope Nick streams" is being exceedingly optimistic. Up until recently it was widely accepted that Nick barely ever streamed, constantly lied about the reasons why he missed streams, and loudly whined constantly about how he hated streaming and how entitled all of his viewers were. It would be very funny if he were to stream right now but my money's on he's not going to do it. His biggest priority right now is probably finding a bottle of whiskey.

I think he will stream again, maybe not right away, but in the near future.

I was wondering if he might try to hide from this and just flee the Internet in response to it.

Welp, now we can see that is not the route he is taking, nor is it serving as a wake-up call that he needs to do better. Instead he is going with the true lolcow route of coping, pretending it's no big deal, and changing nothing.

With that being the case, I imagine he will go live at some point to prove to the haters that everything is fine and he's not worried and etc.