Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nana Feeder 9k]

Having your daughter go to the door to answer the cops is loathsome, given what has and can happen with police entries. Father of the year award, using your daughter as shield. I'd say it's Ethan Ralph loathsome level, but of course, even Nick beats out Ethan seeing as he actually has custody of his kids at least (and a house, money, a wife, lives in the USA etc. etc.).

No no, it's TRAD and what good Christians do!

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

The Lockpicking Lawyer answered the call.

Pin 2 is binding, now we just insert the balldo and boom the safe is open

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Take a drink, Nick, my boy. You've earned it.
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[Sharpeteer]

Nothing is accurate, you don't understand... it was the police who made him wear the Balldo.

That makes sense. It's a testicular torture device made to make even the toughest of criminals break and spill the beans.

 

[Spergichu]

even Nick beats out Ethan seeing as he actually has custody of his kids at least (and a house, money, a wife, lives in the USA etc. etc.).

For now.

 

[Merchmongler]

So you didn't even know that the skunk thing was about him evilly gloating about drowning skunks and yet you pontificated about it. Okay. That makes you a moron.

Are you dumb? Just merely getting slightly close to a skunk annoys it. Yelling at it annoys it. Have you ever even encountered a skunk? Just making loud noises at it makes it leave. You do not have to aggravate it to the point it sprays at you, and nobody in their right mind does. Are you retarded or something?

It's VERY easy to get a skunk to leave your property.

You do not have to drown it sadistically like Nick claims he did.

In an alternate universe they would‘ve found Million Pity shit on Rekieta‘s computer.

 

[Incredible Mister]

Welp... Seems like there won't be a come to Jesus moment, 0 admission of the slightest wrongdoing. Hopefully Kayla at least decides something needs to change.

 

[goopp]

@him on whatever social media he is on. Get this guy to go live on something besides a gay Locals chat.

 

[goh]

I'd say it's Ethan Ralph loathsome level, but of course, even Nick beats out Ethan seeing as he actually has custody of his kids at least (and a house, money, a wife, lives in the USA etc. etc.).

I was going to ask about this.
Morally speaking, how much farther does Nick need to fall to be on Ralph's level? Or Hell, is Nick worse than Ralph?

 

[Sewer Rat]

Nick! I know you are reading the thread!, the police are all Alogs, you NEED to prove them wrong! stream right now and drink Bourbon, tell the police how amazing it was to throw their search warrant on the floor right in front of them!

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

You realize he wasn't home when they came knocking?

He was outside the home with the cops, refusing to unlock the door for them.

 

[AnOminous]

No, stalker child, the police reports AREN'T accurate! Don't believe your eyes child! All will be revealed soon, trust the plan!

IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Has he texted April on Signal yet?

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

I was going to ask about this.
Morally speaking, how much farther does Nick need to fall to be on Ralph's level? Or Hell, is Nick worse than Ralph?

Nick allowed his degeneracy to be around his children. Though Ralph is a repeated wife batterer, anything involving kids is always worse imo.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Too many people keep babying Kayla, she's just as culpable as Nick for this. She's a spineless enabler who allowed and encouraged Nick to fuck other women and turn their house into a crack den.

I'll double down on that. Look at that picture of her and tell me she isn't totally into that shit too. Probably harasses Nick to get more drugs, of course he's more than happy to comply.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Personally I think the immediate tell if he might have a chance to fix things is if he drinks during his next stream. If he has a whiskey bottle with him he's a complete lost cause.

 

[Father Balldo]

Nick! I know you are reading the thread!, the police are all Alogs, you NEED to prove them wrong! stream right now and drink Bourbon, tell the police how amazing it was to throw their search warrant on the floor right in front of them!

Yeah, we got this Nickbros... CGoody is setting up a gofundme right now so we can all donate to help Nick fight these trumped up bunko charges! This is lawfare, pure and simple. NICK REKIETA INNOCENT!

 

[NSA]

Looks like PPP was right, Nick is fully defiant, and admits to no wrongdoing. It's over, no survivors.

 

[AnOminous]

He has to reiterate that the 'sorry' is.. How drunk is he right there? Something he'd want to be accurate on.

He's obviously already drunk again. I hope it was worth $5K and $5K for his whore of a wife to both be drunk and on drugs again already.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He was outside the home with the cops, refusing to unlock the door for them.

Reading comprehension, nigga. He was pulled over on 51st when they entered, he wasn't home. The police that pulled him over were asking him for the entry code, and he refused to give it to them.