Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

Which duo is the King and Queen of the Sektur?

  • Ethan and Cleo.

    Votes: 144 29.3%

  • Adam (Godwinson) and Elaine.

    Votes: 67 13.6%

  • Ashtonne and Tardski.

    Votes: 280 57.0%
  • Total voters
    491
Der Eternal Bateman said:
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Adam, you're Bri*ish.
Your existence is an L.
 
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Godwinson is an absolute king. It's not a joke or bait. I'll be patiently waiting for his return because the collective seething of this thread will be the likely unneeded spice to whatever heat he brings.
Regardless, it seems the most recent conversation was about his biggest L tweet. I'd nearly say getting involved with Elaine was a misstep because most people will never appreciate how epic it was of him to take a hit to his reputation to give us the gift of 237 IQ posting. She was a dingleberry until she caught that massive bump (off his stubby shmekel) but now just look at her. All his doing.
But really, his biggest L was breaking kayfabe by using dope on stream. He knew it was reputational suicide and did it to weaken the parasocial praise he receives, which keeps him addicted to making streams, but still. It even made me cringe.
I hope he gets his IRL together and comes back. Best Ralphaverse side character and anyone who disagrees is some variety of Discord sub-sektur cretin who is just happy to have an untouchable (on stream) big fish out of the small pond
 
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Industrial Waste Grinder said:
Godwinson is an absolute king. It's not a joke or bait. I'll be patiently waiting for his return because the collective seething of this thread will be the likely unneeded spice to whatever heat he brings.
Regardless, it seems the most recent conversation was about his biggest L tweet. I'd nearly say getting involved with Elaine was a misstep because most people will never appreciate how epic it was of him to take a hit to his reputation to give us the gift of 237 IQ posting. She was a dingleberry until she caught that massive bump (off his stubby shmekel) but now just look at her. All his doing.
But really, his biggest L was breaking kayfabe by using dope on stream. He knew it was reputational suicide and did it to weaken the parasocial praise he receives, which keeps him addicted to making streams, but still. It even made me cringe.
I hope he gets his IRL together and comes back. Best Ralphaverse side character and anyone who disagrees is some variety of Discord sub-sektur cretin who is just happy to have an untouchable (on stream) big fish out of the small pond
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Completely agree, I have no stake in whether Godwinson is a "good" or "bad" person, I just want whatever series of events provides more funny stuff to happen. In the bizarro world of the sektur making a fool of yourself ultimately actually improves your standing because it's funny and entertaining. This is how ralph still has people that follow him. I agree he is probably the best side character. Good balance of both making the content (the drinking peoples blood streams) and himself being the content (Elaine, etc). Anyone who actually wants characters to disappear or have their life so ruined they go away is a not here to have fun but just be angry and have something to prove.
 
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DogZero said:
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Man, they were the absolute best shit. I always call back to it when discussing him, but the John Michael Kelly stream was absolutely prime a-logging. Any goofy sperg can post sassy comments anonymously but there was an admirable level of artistry to the way he led this retard around in circles for 2 hours.

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Some say one of the loudest voices ITT is JMK still being a sour ass bitch all these years later
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WoOoOoOoOoOoOo
 
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Armor King said:
Talk about ralph you bald limey tweaker, dance monkey.
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It's tue current day Godwinson, laying drunk and custody raped on his fathers sofa, after spending every night out with Britain's most washed up whores, reminiscing about the time spent with PPP and pretending he found a copy of Wilshire Boulevard for Xitter updoots.


(a thing he himself posted here)

He's currently trying to join the anti-Rekieta train, now when it's a 100% safe take.
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Let's see if he can manage to stream for more than those 10 minutes on Perspics show, before passing out, or if his stream is once again over, before it even begins.
 
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Jeb Bush said:
To be clear, I'm also hoping for a Godwinson comeback, I'm just a bit skeptical. He says it'll be live on Elaines YouTube channel, so let's see if anything comes of it.
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Why is this stupid nigger still in contact with that harpy in any way? She destroyed him and he's crawling back like his life depends on it.
 
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