Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Puff]

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Don't know if anyone has tried this yet, but here's an AI upscale of whatever document this was. I'm losing track of shit, but I hope it's more legible now.

It's been interpreted and the basics are that there was no evidence of physical abuse, sexual abuse, or imminent danger at the preacher's report, but there was evidence of neglect. There's some garbled shit that leaves it open to interpretation.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick's cope post on Locals is almost as retarded as he is. This is the perfect time to say nothing, disappear off to rehab, and come back contrite.

Nick can do what is all too comon nowadays and check into rehab and blame everything on drugs, alcohol, and mental illness and socially get off almost scot free. It used to be that someone actually had to pay restitution somehow to the community. Now they just have to "work on themselves."

I'll never understand prideful losers like Nick and Pat who quintuple down in self destruction.

 

[break these cuffs]

Also: What are the odds of Nick going full grift and do a fundraising stream for “legal defense”?

Nick is so thin skinned I don't think he could take the abuse. He could make a ton of money, but it would be at the expense of his dignity. Remember that Nick is smarter, funnier, and just plain better and all of us peasants.

 

[inception_state]

incredibly informative that was the impression I got with the judge that he was humoring nick to get him out of his sight asap. Nick gets out with a "nailed it" feeling and the judge doesn't have to waste more time with a drugged out wacko and his novel legal theories

It was a bail hearing for a first-time, non-violent offense. It's entirely pro forma. The judge just wanted to wrap things up and enjoy his long weekend.

Nick can do what is all too comon nowadays and check into rehab and blame everything on drugs, alcohol, and mental illness and socially get off almost scot free. It used to be that someone actually had to pay restitution somehow to the community. Now they just have to "work on themselves."

The real 150 IQ trust fund baby move would be to get his grandparents to fund a 501c3 for lawyers facing substance abuse issues, appoint him director, and then use that as his new no-show job.

 

[AnOminous]

Twitter. Archive.

Marc Randazza? Showing some semblance of a conscience? This was not a twist I was expecting.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

When I read there was a spent shell casing on the floor, I legitimately felt my stomach flip.

No, I don't believe it fell out of anyone's bag they brought back from the gun range or was a souvenir: it was on the fucking bedroom floor. It appears nobody was shot, but Occam's razor says that Nick (or Kayla) fired a gun while flailing around all drunk and retarded. Thank God it didn't hit a kid or hit a neighbor through a window.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

They're probably going to put him on Naltrexone

Naltrexone is for heroin withdrawal.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

He is only snaking because his wife left him for an actual man.

Nick Rekieta, The Balldo, an actual man. That's very fucking funny. Aaron's homewrecker junkie wife left to wreck a new junkie home, that's all

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Come on you hops and listen unto me
Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

 

[MadStan]

I agree with this interpretation. I'm just saying that the individual act of not talking about it online doesn't tell us anything. But I think there's so much evidence that his only goal is to maintain the status quo (the dude made a retarded post the first thing when he got back) that he's likely going to shoot for a not guilty plea or maybe tell April that she needs to take the fall because he and Kayla have kids and aggravating firearm charges.

Honestly that's the outcome I think is most likely right now. That he'll try to force April to take the heat. He'll guilt trip her and shit and say that if she takes the full guilt she probably will just end up in a drug program since it's a first offense, but if Nick and Kayla take the heat that they'll lose the kids and blah blah blah. Seems exactly like the kind of thing Nick would do right now. You can see it a bit in how April reacted so quickly to say "nooo it's not my fault" because she knows Nick is going to try to pull her down. When the real truth is that they're all fucking degenerates.

I hope you are right and he does try and go for a trial. Personally, in my opinion based on nothing more than what I know now, I think it's fucking god damn suicide with the DA to try and get this turned into a win - if he loses in trial there will be sentencing and the penalty of not pleading out for lesser and the DA will make the case for a decent sentence. The jury isn't going to be fooled on his attempts to off load this onto a whore and his character comes into play and the videos he made will be played to the jury. I mean all I see is "Go to trial = my suicide note".

Early days and who can say what will happen.

 

[Fapcop]

Naltrexone is for heroin withdrawal.

Also for alcohol.

There are some theories that it can help with addiction in general. There’s also a protocol for alcoholics taking naltrexone WHEN they drink, to uncouple the endorphin release from alcohol consumption.

It helps some alcoholics quit the bottle.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

incredibly informative that was the impression I got with the judge that he was humoring nick to get him out of his sight asap. Nick gets out with a "nailed it" feeling and the judge doesn't have to waste more time with a drugged out wacko and his novel legal theories

I want the trial with Fischer as presiding judge to be livestreamed, the motion practice too.

No, I don't believe it fell out of anyone's bag they brought back from the gun range or was a souvenir: it was on the fucking bedroom floor.

I'd be inclined to believe it wasn't an ND if Nick wasn't non-practicing shooter. I've had some on the floor in my bedroom before when I knocked over my box of spent casings. But I shoot regularly.

 

[AnOminous]

Personally, I think it'll be waived at one point.

Spouses can generally waive the privilege and testify against the other spouse. In some states, it's a privilege that protects both spouses against each other. I believe in Minnesota, though, it merely means one spouse can't be forced to testify against the other. But they can if they feel like it.

This is Kayla's "pull up" moment if she isn't the complete piece of shit she's currently looking like. She can save her kids and rescue them from the Stream Demon.

 

[goh]

When I read there was a spent shell casing on the floor, I legitimately felt my stomach flip.

No, I don't believe it fell out of anyone's bag they brought back from the gun range or was a souvenir: it was on the fucking bedroom floor. It appears nobody was shot, but Occam's razor says that Nick (or Kayla) fired a gun while flailing around all drunk and retarded. Thank God it didn't hit a kid or hit a neighbor through a window.

In my mind, coping by saying "I've found spent shell casings on the floor after I went to the range" ignores the greater issue. A spent shell casing in grandpa's hunting cabin is one thing. His casing was in his bedroom, and it's been there for God knows how long. Where were the rest of the firearms? Out in the open next to narcotics, apparently. Rackets doesn't respect firearms, and that's extremely dangerous in and of itself.

 

[DocMorbis]

BREAKING NEWS!
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No, stalker child, the police reports AREN'T accurate! Don't believe your eyes child! All will be revealed soon, trust the plan!

With that response he's going to violate his bail conditions soon.

He better start learning how to pack meat real quick.

 

[EggImpregnator]

This nigger really thinks he's some kind of drug addled, sex pervert, midwestern Saul Goodman, and he just has to come up with the clever scheme to get out of this pickle.

 

[Iron Father]

Forcing a child to experience this. Nick, burn in hell.


Forcing your kids to live in a crackshack. You are such of a piece of shit, Nick.

What a piece of shit. Nick should try this drug next.

Spoiler

 

[The_Red_Man]

With that response he's going to violate his bail conditions soon.

He better start learning how to pack meat real quick.

Maybe he could practice by packing his kids' lunches.

 

[break these cuffs]

When I read there was a spent shell casing on the floor, I legitimately felt my stomach flip.

No, I don't believe it fell out of anyone's bag they brought back from the gun range or was a souvenir: it was on the fucking bedroom floor. It appears nobody was shot, but Occam's razor says that Nick (or Kayla) fired a gun while flailing around all drunk and retarded. Thank God it didn't hit a kid or hit a neighbor through a window.

I don't know the construction of their house, but you can find plenty of youtube videos of all types of calibers going through more than enough drywall to exit a home with force. That shit is gone if you don't hit a stud or something else solid. Know your target and what lies beyond became a weapon safety rule in the mil while I was in that filtered out the civilian world after QRF would roll up to a firefight from a different angle and start laying down .50cal or whatever sending rounds through the building at the unit that originally called them.

In my mind, coping by saying "I've found spent shell casings on the floor after I went to the range" ignores the greater issue. A spent shell casing in grandpa's hunting cabin is one thing. His casing was in his bedroom, and it's been there for God knows how long. Where were the rest of the firearms? Out in the open next to narcotics, apparently. Rackets doesn't respect firearms, and that's extremely dangerous in and of itself.

Only the Sig AR was in the bedroom. The rest were in the garage. No mention whether they were locked up or not.

 

[Lawltism]

Can we go one fucking page without one of you linking the god damn Viva video?

Here, I'll MATI myself.