Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lawltism]

Either they are drug users or surrounded by them. They love to make comments on appearances using drug references all over this site, "meth teeth," "coke bloat," etc.

Yes, because drug education programs aren't a staple of American education. Only drug users know about those things.

You goofy noodle.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Either they are drug users or surrounded by them. They love to make comments on appearances using drug references all over this site, "meth teeth," "coke bloat," etc.

I look at BossManJack going to the bathroom and coming back energized and paranoid after a history of smoking crack. I conclude that he smoked crack. Wait! A stabbing pain! Blisters on my lips? And what's this? A crackpipe has materialized in my hand?! OH NO!

The through the internet by proxy of making basic observations contact high claims another victim.

 

[Ash Gassem]

Doing the math making it $134 for the Biden infalation he spent $3,350 worth of superchat donos

IIRC, an 8 ball cost more than that back when I was in the market. It's probably double that now. I once bought an ounce of coke, which is something you only do if you're looking to sell it, or you have a shit load of money and intend to do a fuckton of it.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Earlier today (~2am):
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Now:
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Oh no.

https://youtu.be/PKECiJVywlw?si=tiWBtGUXE68pPPZK

Should have listened to the angel cat and pulled up.
(Partially blocked because of copyright music.)

nick shot the cat prob

 

[ChromaQuack]

Through this all I am reminded of that one time Nicky went on a lengthy tirade about how nobody could judge him as they could never understand what it's like to be an oh so busy content creator with five children, a wife and a hectic schedule.

Considering the levels of absolute piece of shit father of the year he's put on public display and his inevitable depredation at the hands of every commentary grifter on the internet, I have found a person Nick can rely on to understand and advice in these trying times, someone who shares in these characteristics and will be able to offer camaraderie should Nick require so.

 

[Deputy Riddle]

Every kiwi is an illegal drug user it seems, from pot to ketamine to coke, all of it. Then they go 'omg this guy got caught', while they all do it all the time. What can really be said of that? I mean most kiwis won't have kids so not quite as bad, so that's not as bad?

I know this will get flags, people hate their mirrors.

Or people work in fields that expose them to it or have been there themselves seeing their family effectively kill themselves while you can do nothing. You're a dumb ass faggot who'd probably have alot with Nick since you can't envision people functioning differently or experiencing broken homes.

 

[purpleflurp]

With that toucan beak of a nose he's packing 26 grams lasts but a short delicate sniff.

It must be tough having a coke addiction when most of your face is nose.

 

[Chazzed Up]

That’s why you don’t plead with them to get help. You get them help.

Are you under the impression that you can force an adult to get help? Unless you're new here surely you know Nick would not accept help. He denies he is an alcoholic/addict, to the point of wishing death on anyone who's even suggested it. The entire concept behind an intervention is to make a plea to the person to be willing to get treatment, from those close to the person... generally an addict who will not acknowledge they have a problem wouldn't comply with treatment anyway.

As someone in Nick’s position would. His friends and family should have forced things. They had the resources and connections to do so and they knew for forever. They’ve all said so.

I don't even know what this means. He's mocked them for acknowledging the reality that he is sick and needs help. As far as forcing things, see above, at least in the US you cannot capture an adult and force them into treatment.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Nick is absolutely fucked.

He isn’t ansolutely fucked. Just fucked. And that’s what they’ve been saying. They’ve also said that if he can’t turn it around he will be absolutely fucked.

The cope they are having is they tried to help. They did not. And they know it and it’s eating all of them. You can see and hear it. They are trying desperately hard not to realise thst if they’d actually helped Nick would not even be fucked in the first place.

 

[FedPostalService]

I know peeps in the lawtube know nick and thus will try to spin this as rock bottom and redemption arc could happen but I wish they'd stop lying to the audience and themselves. Nick is absolutely fucked. April definitely snitched and Kayla if she has any shred of motherhood left will snitch and point the blame at him. There's mountain of evidence of Nick drinking himself stupid and him going ape shit that can paint him as a volatile drunk. This is gonna end in divorce and jail time with a suicide in the post credits.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy imo.

Let’s hope April got an actual practicing lawyer who told her to no comment and then said to the police “my client is a vulnerable women who had to stay in that hell hole after fleeing an abusive partner, charge her or let her go because no of that she owned” and got her out because otherwise Nick is fucked.

stay tuned...
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If that is you then you are a faggot and you need to kill your self.

Yes, because drug education programs aren't a staple of American education. Only drug users know about those things.

You goofy noodle.

Some of us had fun when we were young, took a lot of drugs, and managed to grow up and stop without it being an issue.

We’re not all Scandinavian incel prudes on the Farms.

 

[Fapcop]

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I know it’ll likely never happen. (Unless the cops found coke in the balldo maybe?), but it would be absolutely, meme breaking hilarious if the prosecutor started to ask Rekieta about the balldo during his trial.

Imagine the horrified stares from judge and jury alike as Nick starts to talk about ballgasms and “the ring” and how one ring is good and two rings are better…

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

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Bruh looking at your profile you've been around long enough to know the golden rule. Don't fuck with the content. Don't be a faggot and get involved in this shit. Site gets a lot shit because people think we do this shit and largely why keffals campaign was successful for a bit. Also kill yourself you bring shame to your ancestors.

fucking retards on this site sometimes

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Was it a year ago or over a year ago when a virtual turkey was making fun of him in a discussion?
Man that feels like forever ago.

 

[Chazzed Up]

He isn’t ansolutely fucked. Just fucked. And that’s what they’ve been saying. They’ve also said that if he can’t turn it around he will be absolutely fucked.

The cope they are having is they tried to help. They did not. And they know it and it’s eating all of them. You can see and hear it. They are trying desperately hard not to realise thst if they’d actually helped Nick would not even be fucked in the first place.

This is possibly the stupidest take I've seen in this thread full stop. Nobody feels bad for him, at best they feel bad for his children. Go pour that sympathy out for some poor bum addict who didn't have wealth and opportunities handed to them like Nick.

 

[Two by Four]

Bruh looking at your profile you've been around long enough to know the golden rule. Don't fuck with the content. Don't be a faggot and get involved in this shit. Site gets a lot shit because people think we do this shit and largely why keffals campaign was successful for a bit. Also kill yourself you bring shame to your ancestors.

fucking retards on this site sometimes

You right, idk what I expected other than a canned non-response anyway. Mea culpa

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Are you under the impression that you can force an adult to get help?

Considering there were signs of problems for ages and you can absolutely report that to get rehab going

As far as forcing things, see above, at least in the US you cannot capture an adult and force them into treatment.

You can if problems. And there clearly was long before sny of this with just the drinking alone. Point is I don’t think they tried hard enough and they know it.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Considering there were signs of problems for ages and you can absolutely report that to get rehab going

You can if problems. And there clearly was long before sny of this with just the drinking alone. Point is I don’t think they tried hard enough and they know it.

I don't know what country you're in but rehab requires the compliance of the person in question to be admitted. Nick's narcissism is what makes his addiction prognosis dismal, it's not the substances themselves that are the major issue here.

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

I feel late to the Rekieta train, but these past few events make me want to be more invested in this clusterfuck of a man

 

[Freezing Cold]

I just remember Nick talking on an old stream about a college professor he had who tried to make students realize they had to work diligently to make it. The professor said that once in a blue moon there would be a student that did no work and never studied but got A's on all the tests/exams given to him. He would call that student a "water walker" and emphasized to the class that "you are not a water walker". Shame Nick became allergic to good advice.

 

[Lemondale]

When will Drex take custody of the kids?