Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
@ChurchOfGodBear When I roll to the range today, I'll be sure to load the magazines with 7 rounds each and go through 4 rotations with each weapon. Add some semi-auto data into his theories.

I wonder if he's researched any ballistics data for 7_4 connections?
That sounds like a good time. I mean, ballistics are science,and science is 7_4, so I'm sure we'll see God's design in the grouping. There are no coincidences.
 
@Kartoffel,

In my 74-page booklet, There Are No Coincidences, I define the terms of the Theory of Luck Equation. I'll ty to find the latest copy of that. There is no dictionary source for the terms; there's not enough room for it on the page and the theory is restricted to only one page in that booklet.
then print more pages it's not that hard
 
That sounds like a good time. I mean, ballistics are science,and science is 7_4, so I'm sure we'll see God's design in the grouping. There are no coincidences.

Just for him, I'll try to shoot a 7 and a 4 into one of the targets.

then print more pages it's not that hard

He's so autistic that he can't even expand his booklet because it's got 74 pages. That's pretty exceptional behavior right there.
 
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@Kartoffel,

In my 74-page booklet, There Are No Coincidences, I define the terms of the Theory of Luck Equation. I'll ty to find the latest copy of that. There is no dictionary source for the terms; there's not enough room for it on the page and the theory is restricted to only one page in that booklet.

Even if there is only one sentence in there about your theory you still have to define your terms and/or cite sources for definitions. Otherwise you are either unscientific or commiting academic fraud (plagiarism).
Stating that you don't have enough pages to put everything into it is a very weak argument (as in none at all) in a day and age where you can easily adjust the span of a text by simply changing the font and/or its size.
Unless your booklet is in comic form, I declare that this explanation is just a simple decoy for the fact that you either are not able to, or are too lazy to adhere to simple scientistic standards.

Edit: Also 74 pages is a stupid choice that makes printing unessessary costlier. Page numbers should be divideable by 16.
 
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Be sure to note what caliber you used in each target.

Shame there isn't a 7.4mm round out there. I do have a .45, but that's where the caliber/holy numerical connection ends.

I also wonder why Brad, aka Christ 2: Austistic Boogaloo isn't at Church on a Sunday morning. Surely that'd be an excellent place to reconnect with the faithful, no?
 
Shame there isn't a 7.4mm round out there. I do have a .45, but that's where the caliber/holy numerical connection ends.

I also wonder why Brad, aka Christ 2: Austistic Boogaloo isn't at Church on a Sunday morning. Surely that'd be an excellent place to reconnect with the faithful, no?
Brad loves it here, no doubt.
 
Well, we did establish that Brad is such a heretic to pretty much every denomination on the planet. That probably got him canned from churches around his area. Plus people like him tend to not actually care about church because it doesn't involve themselves.

He's probably banned from whatever fictional demolitions are on his make believe planet too.
 
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Well, I'd reckon they'd be... Syriac Orthodox Church? Malankara Orthodox? Either way, he pretty much fails their most basic test since he maintains that Jesus did not die for our sins.
 
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@YankeeTrader,

We were trying to have a suspension of insults for awhile. Please refrain from derogatory attacks on me and direct your complaints to specific philosophies and science that I present.

Thanks pumpkin.


I am only commenting because I was directly addressed by Brad now. I am discussing you , and the comments you make with other farmers. The point of this thread is to discuss you. I am simply doing just that.

You don't like what I say, ignore me.
 
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What other people believe they are Albert Einstein and Jesus son of Joseph reincarnated and they have proof of this claim with the fulfilled prophecy of the "7 Seals" (Rev 5:1) revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'?! Who else?! No one. STOP spreading lies!

Let the record show that although you continually devilishly attack me, my parents, gf, cats, etc., you refused to answer my questions about your parents.
 
You don't like what I say, ignore me.

Oh, Brad does ignore you... until he realizes he can't see how his screed is doing or when he feels threatened by the mods since he blocks every one.

But this is a guy who can't even talk about positive and fun things in life; getting him to admit something about how good a Star Trek movie was like pulling teeth. Why, I'll never know since most people are happy to actually talk shop. Especially since their answer can never really be wrong.

EDIT: As for him being a gnostic; they would've kicked him out of their fancy club the moment he claimed he was Jesus.

As for attacking felines, I can say that that is perhaps the rudest way to talk about a girlfriend cheating on him I've ever seen.:tomgirl:
 
But this is a guy who can't even talk about positive and fun things in life; getting him to admit something about how good a Star Trek movie was like pulling teeth. Why, I'll never know since most people are happy to actually talk shop.


Some of the best parts of this thread have been we diverge from the usual insane ramblings of a madman and talk about something like you said... fav Trek movies. It's a nice diversion. Keeps things fresh.
 
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