Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%

  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 273 96.1%
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
What the fuck is he even talking about.
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Eric July is working with Todd McFarlane to make a Statue out of one of his characters.

Vito is trying desperately to downplay it by making it seem like anyone can get McFarlane to make figures/statues if they give him money.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Eric July is working with Todd McFarlane to make a Statue out of one of his characters.

Vito is trying desperately to downplay it by making it seem like anyone can get McFarlane to make figures/statues if they give him money.
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That fucking stupid nigger, scamming people once again by providing them with more products they want. I can't believe he keeps getting away with it.
 
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sillybillyguy said:
So how much do you have to pay McFarlane to make a statue for you?

Because if Eric July is such a grifting scammer he's not going to do something that loses him money.

Vito is a self admitted pedo btw.
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This is what I don't get - not to derail on this, but being a self admitted pedophile wouldn't warrant a visit from the FBI? Even if he pulls out of his fatass the "le joke xdddddd", there's a limit to irony.
Also that thing about "ANYONE CAN GET A DEAL THESE DAYS" is definitely a cope. He should sneed harder.
 
Outer Space Traveller said:
This is what I don't get - not to derail on this, but being a self admitted pedophile wouldn't warrant a visit from the FBI? Even if he pulls out of his fatass the "le joke xdddddd", there's a limit to irony.
Also that thing about "ANYONE CAN GET A DEAL THESE DAYS" is definitely a cope. He should sneed harder.
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FBI and police are busy making sure people don't think the wrong things about politics.
 
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sillybillyguy said:
FBI and police are busy making sure people don't think the wrong things about politics.
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Unfortunately. He should consider himself lucky for that, I would say, just so people "forgot" and now he can reinvent himself as a person who now says "f-slur" and is 10% engaged with his comics, and whatever else in... I don't know, doing nothing?
 
Outer Space Traveller said:
This is what I don't get - not to derail on this, but being a self admitted pedophile wouldn't warrant a visit from the FBI? Even if he pulls out of his fatass the "le joke xdddddd", there's a limit to irony.
Also that thing about "ANYONE CAN GET A DEAL THESE DAYS" is definitely a cope. He should sneed harder.
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They’d have to get a serious accusation with at least some evidence other than “he said he was one online” for them to do anything like check his computer. Pointing to some social media posts really isn’t going to warrant an actual investigation or anything.
 
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Double post, but Jesus Christ, what a fucking baby.
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I say this about Dick, but it applies to Vito too; for men who rag on women so much, they sure can't stop acting like them online. All the "women are fat/stupid/etc" may as well be projection; Dax is doughy at best and Vito has his own fucking zip code, and these two sterling exemplars of masculinity partake in Karen/mean girl shit on the Internet. Their retarded schtick also makes me want to hold their heads underwater.

"We're assholes who don't give a fuck."
*5 minutes later*
"We're actually raising awareness because people might confuse black man comic with some official religious group / people might think they have a McFarlane deal. I AM VERY CONCERNED ABOUT PEOPLE BEING MISLED!"
*5 minutes later*
"I don't give a fuck about anything!"

In a just world Dax's mansion would have all the windows and doors barricaded and then burned down with both of them in it.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
It’s amazing how that laugh can both look and sound so god damn unnatural.
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The show of teeth, tingle tongue flick, and lack of joy in the eyes makes it look very forced. The sound is just very forced. By the way you just know that Chris is going to take this back and forth and try to rag on how "kiwi farmers are so out of touch and don't understand human interaction". Right Chris?
 
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Man these guys are so connected, they're like siamese shit twins.

Anyway here's a summer banger for you:

Pedo Vedo

Now he's thinkin' 'bout tweens every night, oh
Think he might skeet? I guess so
Vito's a sleeze, baby, I know
He's a volcel pedo
Look it, this clown ain't right, no
Sayin' he won't offend tho
Now you can't sleep, baby, you know
That's that pedo Vedo

He will relate his sick subversion
This creepy fuck is pure perversion
And he's got these homeboys
And they won't stop noddin'
When they act this way
You know he taught 'em

Too bad he won't excuse it for ya
Watched Cuties and reviewed it for ya
Freeze framed and then he zoomed it for ya
You know he might just cue it for ya
That propaganda, spewed it for ya
One text he'll strip down nude it for ya

And now he's thinkin' 'bout tweens every night, oh
Think he might skeet? I guess so
Vito's a sleeze, baby, I know
He's a volcel pedo
Look it, this clown ain't right, no
Sayin' he won't offend tho
Now you can't sleep, baby, you know
That's that pedo Vedo

(Nasty shit)
Think he might skeet? I think so

He's streaming late 'cause he's a groomer
Oh, he looks so huge next to a zoomer
Hey rancid coomer, before that shirt's undone
Yo Gesualdi, come and eat this shotgun

Too bad he won't excuse it for ya
Watched Cuties and reviewed it for ya
Freeze framed and then he zoomed it for ya
You know he might just cue it for ya
That propaganda, spewed it for ya
One text he'll strip down nude it for ya
(Rancid)

Now he's thinkin' 'bout tweens every night, oh
Think he might skeet? I guess so
Vito's a sleeze, baby, I know
He's a volcel pedo
Look it, this clown ain't right, no
Sayin' he won't offend tho
Now you can't sleep, baby, you know
That's that pedo Vedo
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Double post, but Jesus Christ, what a fucking baby.
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Eric July: *breathes*
Vito the Voiceover Guy: "UHM, THIS IMPLIES THAT HIS LUNGS ARE SUPPLYING THE WORLD WITH THE CARBON DIOXIDE TO FUEL THE TREES AND GIVE OXYGEN BACK TO THE WORLD AS IF HE'S SOME SORT OF HERO! I FEEL LIKE IT'S IMPORTANT TO POINT OUT THAT I BREATHE NEAR TREES TOO AND I DON'T EVEN BRAG ABOUT IT, THEREBY MAKING ME THE SUPERIOR PEDOPH- I MEAN PERSON!"

Only 37 more days until Vito the Voiceover Guy misses yet another deadline for his comic books. "I had to delay it again to make sure I gave you the only the shiniest of stickers! These are very limited, and therefore valuable, stickers!"
 
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