Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 23.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.5%

  • Total voters
    268
Well we don’t know that. I mean reasonably speaking a 5.56 round out of a 20inch barrel would do something at least since it punches through lvl 3. Anyway I’m not too worried I have a M1 Garand with bayonet. If 8 rounds of M2 ball don’t take it down I’ll see you lads in the afterlife as I bayonet charge it.
If you reload you can cast your own silver bullets. I wouldn't fire them regularly because (apart from the price of wasting silver) they'll likely chew up the rifling, but it's a neat thing to have on a display as a talking point, plus if it turns out monsters are real, you're a step ahead.
 
Notice you never included the chance that she is the one who drew Nick in. The og lore for Nick was that his wife wanted to partner swap and why would one assume it was also her interest in meth since she looks infinitely more fucked up than him lol
There is zero evidence for this other than the incel preconception that men are slaves to manipulative succubi women and could never possibly have any agency on their own, plus people wanting to meme "Nick is a cuckold" into existence because that's funnier and more embarrassing for him than the fact that Nick is the one who wants to swing because he is disgusted by his wife's postpartum body and wants to be a playboy like Dick Masterson and is taking advantage of his wife's low confidence to fulfill his porn fetishes (which he admitted he is addicted to btw).

She looks worse than him because she stopped eating after Nick trashed her body on Livestream. Nick has been openly bragging about how much weight she lost.
 
It's have no bearing on the trial if he was pleading not guilty. Wouldn't normally be admissable because it has no bearing on the issue of whether or not he was in possession on the day concerned.

Generally, people use it in their plea of mitigation. (The attempt to get as light a sentence as possible after you plead or have been found guilty.)

"Yes, you have found my client guilty of possessing an ounce of low quality nigger-supplied yayo. But at the time when he is accused of possessing said product, my client was deep in the depths of a cocaine addiction. Since then, he has signed himself into Drugz-be-gon -- a notable seven day combined detox and rehabilitation facility aimed specifically at the recipients of trust funders, so there are no poors to tempt my client into relapse. Drugz-be-gon have treated and cured his cocaine addiction he has turned in clean urine samples for the last two days, so we can safely say he is completely cured and will never be a bad boy again. Therefore, I ask that you give my client a $100 fine and a complete discharge if he stays free of all drug use for the next two weeks. "

In the absence of a guilty plea though, a plea of mitigation like this is unlikely to cut much ice. Courts want to see some evidence that you're seriously engaged in the process of recovery. That would involve admitting your previous flaws and errors. It would depend on the circumstances, but in most cases -- certainly in a case as cut and dried as Nick's -- they'd probably see a not guilty plea as a refusal to take responsibility and so would probably be very sceptical of the recovery narrative.
how did you get the transcript of him practicing his defense in his cell?
 

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There is zero evidence for this other than the incel preconception that men are slaves to manipulative succubi women and could never possibly have any agency on their own, plus people wanting to meme "Nick is a cuckold" into existence because that's funnier and more embarrassing for him than the fact that Nick is the one who wants to swing because he is disgusted by his wife's postpartum body and wants to be a playboy like Dick Masterson and is taking advantage of his wife's low confidence to fulfill his porn fetishes (which he admitted he is addicted to btw).

She looks worse than him because she stopped eating after Nick trashed her body on Livestream. Nick has been openly bragging about how much weight she lost.
While I think him being the one to start and run it all is the most likely idea you dismissing the opposite is just you being your usual retarded self, It's possible but way less likely and less evidenced. The lie that there is no evidence is just your bias.
 
Nah, it just wasn’t as bad. Blowing up really made it worse. The toasts really accelerated it. Cute idea, and then they never stopped and generated infinity money. That’s hard to give up. So the drinking got way worse.

Oh, absolutely.
Yeah I'm just annoyed to see all the lawtube assholes who had no problem with Nick's clear drug and alcohol abuse during the Depp trial, all acting like this happened quick overnight and there were zero signs.

The mother fucker was living in a crackshack. That doesn't happen in the span of a month.
 
Every kiwi is an illegal drug user it seems, from pot to ketamine to coke, all of it. Then they go 'omg this guy got caught', while they all do it all the time. What can really be said of that? I mean most kiwis won't have kids so not quite as bad, so that's not as bad?

I know this will get flags, people hate their mirrors.

Kiwifarmers, as far as I can tell, are basically a general cross section of society.
There are probably a good number of them who are recreational drug users, and certainly a good number of them who are clean and sober never so much as even having sniffed the barmaids apron.

Just cause a few people who happen to know about drugs in some form comment on the subject, doesn’t mean they are all drug abusers.

The only consistent thing in common I would say about kiwifarmers is that they all like to laugh at retards.

Thank you for the contribution.
 
I'm not sure which I would enjoy more, either Nick going live to "clear the air" (dig his grave), or going live without mentioning a single recent event, trying to play it off like it's business as usual. Sadly, I feel like we won't get either of God's intended options, since he'll likely be hospitalized, or at least severely impaired, from alcohol/drug withdrawals within the next day or so
I am convinced the reason he isn't streaming right now is because either a) the cops managed to grab all the shit and he is in brutal withdrawal or b) he found his backup stash and he is so off his tits right now he can't figure out how to turn on the computer.
 
There is zero evidence for this other than the incel preconception that men are slaves to manipulative succubi women and could never possibly have any agency on their own, plus people wanting to meme "Nick is a cuckold" into existence because that's funnier and more embarrassing for him than the fact that Nick is the one who wants to swing because he is disgusted by his wife's postpartum body and wants to be a playboy like Dick Masterson and is taking advantage of his wife's low confidence to fulfill his porn fetishes (which he admitted he is addicted to btw).

She looks worse than him because she stopped eating after Nick trashed her body on Livestream. Nick has been openly bragging about how much weight she lost.
The problem with all of this is that there's not a whole lot of evidence for it being the other way around either.

I actually leaned towards that theory, but after seeing Our Wife willingly endanger the kids I'm leaning more towards maybe she's codependent, but also a shitty fucking person. The average codependent would simply break at some point, and the fact that Our Wife's 5 kids being fucked with by their behaviour both directly and indirectly didn't trigger any motherly instinct in her points towards her being at least ok with it all as opposed to just manipulated. Which is also utterly disgusting.
 
Seeing this last night made me think again of the fact that I used to watch Rekeita's show--particularly the Greer streams--and stopped. Never again. Refused to watch the Rittenhouse streams with the other lawyers. It's worth bringing up again why I refuse to give him another watch ever again, although I thought it would be his rampant, unchecked alcoholism, not guns, drugs, and threeway whores.

1. Siracha. This IRRITATING, unfunny slag would take what could've been a 45 minute stream and drag it out to FIVE FUCKING HOURS. All due to her inability and outright REFUSAL to read and comment NORMALLY without Chantal Sarault wheeze laughing at everything. Shut up, whore. You don't even know Russell Greer, why are you even a thing?

2. The alcohol. Nick was fast showing signs of deep seated alcoholism. His nose. His cheeks. His obnoxious behavior and his own drawing out of what could've been a 30-45 minute stream into HOURS of insufferability.

3. Laughing at jokes that not even a second grader would think is funny. Constant use of that mouth exerciser to imitate Greer. It became the Harry Potter/Star Wars of his streams: GET A NEW FUCKING JOKE.

4. The constant talking about "Lol, which liquor should I drink first for the next ____ stream?" How about doing one sober?

And the farmers saying he's not going to hit rock bottom: You're right. Nick needs to get the entire fuck off the internet. He cannot handle it, and it will always be a trigger. But he won't recognize that.
Maybe he needs to lose his house, his practice, be disbarred (preferably), lose his kids and his threeway whore. He probably won't. He probably won't learn a damn thing from the arrest.
Dying would be too good, too comfortable, and convenient. This asswipe needs to experience constant, persistent loss after loss after loss. Maybe THEN he'll get it.

Or not. I'm going with not.
 
She doesn’t even need to leave him. Just standing up to him would have likely stopped this.
Yeah right, because Nick looooooves being told what to do, isn't defiant at all and definitely would have tried to stop her from leaving if she threatened to take the kids and divorce him. He totally wouldn't be happy about that because he despises his kids and married life and would love to be a bachelor like Dick Masterson and get any excuse to move to LA and attempt being a shitty stand up comedian. DELUSIONAL!
 
The problem with all of this is that there's not a whole lot of evidence for it being the other way around either.

I actually leaned towards that theory, but after seeing Our Wife willingly endanger the kids I'm leaning more towards maybe she's codependent, but also a shitty fucking person. The average codependent would simply break at some point, and the fact that Our Wife's 5 kids being fucked with by their behaviour both directly and indirectly didn't trigger any motherly instinct in her points towards her being at least ok with it all as opposed to just manipulated. Which is also utterly disgusting.
Anyone giving Lady Rackets the benefit of a doubt is insane.

She kept her five kids in a drug den. That takes a lack of maternal instinct on par with single cell organisms.
 
Interested to hear a law fag weigh in. Can them going to rehab be used against them at trial in any way or is it likely to be excluded as too prejudicial?
I mean the state doesn't need anymore evidence than it already has to convict them, and as others have pointed out it would actually be helpful for Nick during sentencing with a Judge who has plenty of reasons to throw the book at him. Unless there was a major procedural fuckup and Nick can move to exclude the cocaine as evidence (which doesn't seem likely from what we know right now), I really don't see what defenses Nick can run with here.
 
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There is zero evidence for this other than the incel preconception that men are slaves to manipulative succubi women and could never possibly have any agency on their own, plus people wanting to meme "Nick is a cuckold" into existence because that's funnier and more embarrassing for him than the fact that Nick is the one who wants to swing because he is disgusted by his wife's postpartum body and wants to be a playboy like Dick Masterson and is taking advantage of his wife's low confidence to fulfill his porn fetishes (which he admitted he is addicted to btw).

She looks worse than him because she stopped eating after Nick trashed her body on Livestream. Nick has been openly bragging about how much weight she lost.
Your evidence that Kayla is mentally ill and pilled out is Nick, the same as the evidence that she's a swinger BPD whore. The largest cited piece of evidence of that were DMs released by Faran where Nick says she threatened to leave him if they didn't open the relationship. They've recently been reposted. Nick is a lying liar who lies and you're choosing to believe him when it suits you.

Kayla made choices every day for months if not years that resulted in her being arrested and her children removed from her. You can rationalize it that the big bad man forced her to do it through manipulation, violence, or threat of violence. We don't have firm evidence of that.
 
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