Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

Sterling silver plated keepsake box full of holywater soaked iron fillings. Weld the fucker shut, toss into a deep lake.

An old quarry.

Spoiler: Old Quarries

Those old quarries that have filled up are fucking deep. When we were kids we used to go swimming in one and I'll never forget a Sheriff coming by one afternoon and warning us about it.
He said they had people drown there, some jumpers, some swimmers, one guy drove his car into it, and there were bodies still in the bottom down there, too deep and too dangerous for police divers to go down to bring them up because the bottom was old rusted out machinery and tangles of wire and shit.
I don't know if he was just fucking with us trying to scare us but it worked.
Asked my Grandpa about it and he said it was true, that quarry was notorious for it right back to his day.

Seal that cursed fucking Medallion up and drop it in one of them quarries.
Throw Balldo in with it.

 

[Musashi's Son]

I love how all of these wannabe Tony Montanas like Nick see Scarface and think Tony's lifestyle is based when the film is trying to express the opposite message. The pursuit of hedonism and consumerism to an extreme level will destroy you. The screenwriter of Scarface even said during an interview that he wrote Scarface because he wanted to get revenge on his cocaine addiction:
(L)

 

[Not Who You Think]

A little something I made for all the Noseguards out there complaining about people "profiting" in some way from Nick's recent happenings:



Feel free to share.

 

[Exfurminatus Now]

Yeah Nicks biggest problem is his ego and how stubborn he is. You can see on his mugshot, he's fucking pissed. He's not thinking "I fucked up" he's thinking "those motherfuckers, who did this to me? And those fucking Kiwi Farmers, they're gonna love this. When I get out I'll..."
There's no self analysis there.
Nick seriously believes he's been wronged

I can't be asked to try and keep up with this thread like I'm supposed to, but this analysis, I would wager, is spot on, and deserves to be quoted in case someone missed it.

 

[Slur Generator]

Can anyone find that video were drexel says that drunk white guys act gay and there's this women in the conversation looking extremely uncomfortable ?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Has that oily shyster Robert Barnes chimed in yet?

Yes. He has.

 

[Swole McPole]

Uh. What ? You are talking about two different conversation chains

I already specifically addressed whether evidence of going to rehab is admissible is attaining a conviction. It’s not

Well, one of us might be talking about two conversation chains but that wouldn't be me. I'm not keeping track of what you posted elsewhere. If you weren't talking about this, what exactly were you saying I was wrong about?

 

[Burn It All Down]

An old quarry.

Spoiler: Old Quarries

Those old quarries that have filled up are fucking deep. When we were kids we used to go swimming in one and I'll never forget a Sheriff coming by one afternoon and warning us about it.
He said they had people drown there, some jumpers, some swimmers, one guy drove his car into it, and there were bodies still in the bottom down there, too deep and too dangerous for police divers to go down to bring them up because the bottom was old rusted out machinery and tangles of wire and shit.
I don't know if he was just fucking with us trying to scare us but it worked.
Asked my Grandpa about it and he said it was true, that quarry was notorious for it right back to his day.

Seal that cursed fucking Medallion up and drop it in one of them quarries.
Throw Balldo in with it.

Deepest part of the ocean would be ideal. Salt water might damage containment though.

 

[RandomBattles]

Lawtuber, and former orbiter, Uncivil Law is live now going over the complaint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXaCCYzsg3o

 

[BigMonte]

I can't find the video but Uncivil Law did an in person thing with Leonard French before French got married. I was pretty sure they had hooked up. I thought Uncivil Law was some left leaning LGBT lawyer until I saw him on with Nick Rekieta later on.

Yep , I remember that it was something about some supreme court case, he got his youtube start through French then Nick helped him develop more.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

What a faggot. You get what you fucking deserve.

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again these fucking niggers with the bullshit. No one is cheering his DOWNFALL. His DOWNFALL was months ago.

We are cheering the end to his KID'S TORMENT that HE INFLICTED ON THEM.

 

[Mouse Cop]

 

[Zab McMann]

Rekieta had a falling out with that Legal Bytes chick that was on during the Rittenhouse trial right? I don't see her in any of Rekieta's newer antics. Apparently he's distanced himself with Legal Mindset as well? I've been out of the Rekietasphere since then and the start of Breaking Balldo.

Anyway, I bet all those lawyers that got boosted from being in the Rittenhouse and Depp trial coverage, but inevitably had a falling out with Nick are probably having the times of their life now.

Bytes wanted to take the spotlight away from Nick (along with threatening everyone in LawTube about following her model of trial streaming instead of everyone doing their own streams AND sharing revenue) so she got kicked.

Legal Mindset just saw the path Nick was on and jumped ship.

Edit: mobile posting is rough

 

[Brochacho]

Don't really get why people are saying Nick's wife forced any of the swinging, that nigga seemed happy as fuck about all of it. I read the Faran stuff and i still don't get where some of you are making that connection. Just because she said she wanted to do it doesn't mean she was forcing Nick to do it. I mean he's off taking pictures at Hedo II and wearing the jersey around fucking everywhere, going to gay ass sex parties and sounding happy to do it on stream before he did

 

[BigMonte]

again these fucking niggers with the bullshit. No one is cheering his DOWNFALL. His DOWNFALL was months ago.

We are cheering the end to his KID'S TORMENT that HE INFLICTED ON THEM.

Yeah. Also the new low after new low is entertaining for someone that denies reality.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Reasons why Aaron, the Liar is a piece of shit:

• Knew EVERYTHING and didn't report it, allowing the Rekieta children to be endangered.
• Is "soulmates" with the domestic abuser and child endangerer Kayla Rekieta, a married woman.
• Only wanted to get "the girls" out of there instead of the real victims, the children.
• Lied, saying he wasn't taking phone calls relevant to April/Nick/Kayla only to admit it was April's parents.
• Fabricated that "Kiwi Farms is already taking responsibility!" No such posts existed.
• Platforming Vito, who is a pedophile who has nothing of value to add, for self-serving reasons.
• Platforming Ethan Ralph, who is a wife and child abuser who has nothing of value to add, for self-serving reasons.
• Was receiving breaking news updates from his lawyer which he was reading immediately on-air.
• Even after it was revealed it was a mandatory reporter, suggested Kiwi Farms called and impersonated a mandatory reporter.
• Acting as if Kiwi Farms only fingered him as the reporter out of spite instead of rational logic.

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire unless I could piss gasoline.

yeah I am man enough to admit I got my read on Aaron wrong. At best all he did was to save his own ass and out of spite, he's a snake that changes his position to whatever makes him look best. I still want all the juicy deets from him but I retract my earlier semi-positive comments regarding him and his intentions. Platforming ralph and vito (and running defense for vito too!) was just

at best he at least cares about his own kids and having access to them but he did rekieta's kids no favors now that we know who actually called everything in. Its interesting cause at first I was somewhat buying his BS but then he just kept talking and talking his way out of any benefit of doubt I'd give him lol

 

[Zab McMann]

Rekieta had a falling out with that Legal Bytes chick that was on during the Rittenhouse trial right? I don't see her in any of Rekieta's newer antics. Apparently he's distanced himself with Legal Mindset as well? I've been out of the Rekietasphere since then and the start of Breaking Balldo.

Anyway, I bet all those lawyers that got boosted from being in the Rittenhouse and Depp trial coverage, but inevitably had a falling out with Nick are probably having the times of their life now.

Bytes wanted to take the spotlight away from Nick (along with threatening everyone in LawTube about following her model of trial streaming instead of everyone doing their own streams AND sharing revenue instead of host getting the money) so she got kicked.

Legal Mindset just saw the path Nick was taking, predicted where it was going, and jumped ship. I think it also had something to do with Ralph but I don't remember exactly what that was.

 

[Usernamewastaken]

Null’s next interview with the lawyertube

 

[The_Red_Man]

Every kiwi is an illegal drug user it seems, from pot to ketamine to coke, all of it. Then they go 'omg this guy got caught', while they all do it all the time. What can really be said of that? I mean most kiwis won't have kids so not quite as bad, so that's not as bad?

I know this will get flags, people hate their mirrors.

Have another (You).

 

[General Disarray]

weighing every bag his dealers give him to make sure he's getting the amount he paid for?

Do you buy a diamond ring worth over $1K off Craigslist without seeing it in person?

Dealers try to rip people off all the time, even established clients, and having a scale with you during a transaction can tell you a lot about your dealer just in the way they react. If they're chill after you doing it a couple times, they most likely won't gank you the third time when you don't have the scale. Sometimes they'll get twitchy (hey man, don't you trust me man? we ain't gotta do that shit here, it be too slow man, just take the shit" - sorry bro, no time no dime). They won't be your dealer for long if they don't happily comply.