Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

No wonder Kurt can't get any pussy. No woman wants to sleep with a man that simps for a cokehead abuser. They would rather sleep with the abuser.

Bitches say to Kurt, I already got a pussy, I don't need another one.

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

This a legit question to my burger friends: why is storing your Sig Sauer under the bed a bad thing? I seem to recall many times many people bitching about the stupidity of gun safes, because in a home defense situation you want your firearm as soon as possible. Of course, there's the "the kids might blow your/their brains out" thing, and the loose ammunition, but then what is the proper way to store it in a way that wouldn't be an aggravating factor yet still be optimal for home defense?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

but I doubt Megan or Kurt have been holding his feet to the fire,

They haven’t and that’s why I said they should start.

 

[BathTubShine]

I already explained to you. In the posts you are replying to. I’ve even explained your confusion. I’m not going back and requoting your posts to handhold you lol

Everything ok buddy?

 

[JustStopDude]

Thanks to that quality Christian homeschooling, I bet them kids are aces at chopping lines, making sure dad, mom, and girlfriend are passed out on their sides, along with finding edible food out of the garbage.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

The CIA and their nigger puppet underlings may have tossed him into the melanated monkey cages but that won't stop our boy from crafting a balldo out of toilet paper and paint he peeled off the wall of Quantavious's cell.

 

[AnOminous]

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" - Dick The Butcher, Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2

Which doesn't actually mean what you think it does if you know the context.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH SUBJECT MATTER JURISDICTION?

We need a shop of Nick behind Darrell's boxes.

I don't think April is going to be using him considering she's probably going to be testifying against him.

lol. she shouldn't use him simply because he douched her on a simple speeding ticket.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Which doesn't actually mean what you think it does if you know the context.

Don;t spoil an inspirational (nay, aspirational!) quote by providing context.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Good morning! Finally rested, and I hope our non-practicing newly-criminal lawyer can lay low for a little while so I'll only have 25 pages to catch up on (like I do currently) instead of 100+ like many had to prior.

Still not caught up, I'll just say that my #1 grievance above everything else was him driving drunk with the kids in the car, and now the kids are out of the house, so he can't do that anymore, much less keep them in danger around the drugs and openly exposed firearms.

So I'm quite happy about that. Now, since the kids are away from them, I hope he continues to destroy his own life for our entertainment. He will never stop.

 

[AnOminous]

It really is hilarious that at this point, it's probably more of an embarrassment for Balldo to be associated with Nick than vice versa.

Don't forget that on top of that, Kiwi Farmers (or at least some of us) are filled with collective shame at ever having considered Nick based in any way at all.

 

[Lancelot]

This a legit question to my burger friends: why is storing your Sig Sauer under the bed a bad thing? I seem to recall many times many people bitching about the stupidity of gun safes, because in a home defense situation you want your firearm as soon as possible. Of course, there's the "the kids might blow your/their brains out" thing, and the loose ammunition, but then what is the proper way to store it in a way that wouldn't be an aggravating factor yet still be optimal for home defense?

It isn’t . Except in specific circumstances .

Gun under your bed when police happen to search house and find nothing illegal ? Fine

Gun under your bed and your 8 year old grabs it and shoots his brother dead because the gun was loaded and room unlocked ? Parent might catch negligent homicide/ manslaughter

In this case it’s a rather specific stipulation that guns “within reach” near where you are possessing drugs is specifically dangerous towards others . A trap house kinda rule

 

[King George III]

why is storing your Sig Sauer under the bed a bad thing?

Having a gun under the bed, in many states, isn't inherently bad. What is bad, in every state I'm sure, is having the gun while in possession of drugs.

 

[Procrastinhater]

And this motherfucker thinks he's not autistic... Kurt, you're the most autistic autist that's ever autistically autist something...

The autistic audit is in and our austistically trained autist auditors have autistically audited this autist as austistically autistic.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Kurt: "Nick is a freedom fighter targeted to some degree. That might be true."

I was fucking kidding when I said he was the voice for the psycho retards in Nick's Locals, and then he goes and says their most batshit insane theories "might be true." I don't even know what to say about this dude anymore.

I thought Kurt was supposed to be smart. Why doesn't Kurt take on Rekeita's case then? Come on big boy, let out all that incel rage on that retard woman judge!

In retrospect, it's no surprise that an autistic man child doesn't have any clue about the depths of deserved disdain a parent who fails their children like this should get.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

This a legit question to my burger friends: why is storing your Sig Sauer under the bed a bad thing? I seem to recall many times many people bitching about the stupidity of gun safes, because in a home defense situation you want your firearm as soon as possible. Of course, there's the "the kids might blow your/their brains out" thing, and the loose ammunition, but then what is the proper way to store it in a way that wouldn't be an aggravating factor yet still be optimal for home defense?

Ammunition shouldn't be loose, it should be in magazines. There are combination trigger locks that you can insert into the trigger assembly which can make it faster to unlock, and hopefully you can unlock when under stress because someone is trying to invade your home and kill everyone inside.

The right thing is to teach your kids about gun safety, I think they are all old enough to understand "don't touch the fucking thing at all and leave, and if you find one randomly lying around, call an adult" which is what the NRA's Eddie Eagle teaches.

 

[norbo]

https://youtu.be/DfQv6F8ACMY?si=_MN4NPkbvuBm0G5t

Cope stream. Someone archive pls. I'm phone fagging. Even when we don't do it, we do it.

 

[inception_state]

This a legit question to my burger friends: why is storing your Sig Sauer under the bed a bad thing? I seem to recall many times many people bitching about the stupidity of gun safes, because in a home defense situation you want your firearm as soon as possible. Of course, there's the "the kids might blow your/their brains out" thing, and the loose ammunition, but then what is the proper way to store it in a way that wouldn't be an aggravating factor yet still be optimal for home defense?

Assuming the kids have access to the master bedroom, there should really be some kind of lock on the firearm. Whether that's a safe, a locked cabinet, a trigger lock, a cable lock, whatever. Just find something that prevents a curious six year old from operating the firearm, while being quick to unlock in an emergency.

I'd probably just use a basic trigger lock, it's easy to open those in a few seconds.

 

[datura_binge]

https://youtu.be/DfQv6F8ACMY?si=_MN4NPkbvuBm0G5t

Cope stream. Someone archive pls. I'm phone fagging. Even when we don't do it, we do it.

LMAO. Yeah guys, remember when we forced Nick to start using coke around his kids?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Thats not mean its just fucking waxbrain levels of retard. And the fuck Slamdunk a Nigger Pasta is worse. Its the sort of shit thats just gonna make the Judge go "you know what fuck you" and just stop the stream entirely going forward and then nobody gets content because some dumbfuck had to be "funny".

Honestly, I know that would cost us, but i truly think ‘no stream’ would be best for everyone.