Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[break these cuffs]

This a legit question to my burger friends: why is storing your Sig Sauer under the bed a bad thing? I seem to recall many times many people bitching about the stupidity of gun safes, because in a home defense situation you want your firearm as soon as possible. Of course, there's the "the kids might blow your/their brains out" thing, and the loose ammunition, but then what is the proper way to store it in a way that wouldn't be an aggravating factor yet still be optimal for home defense?

Young kids and self defense can be a tough problem to solve. Many people opt for some type of quick opening safe. Most of these are for pistols. You can lock up the firearm during the day, but even if you're a light sleeper it doesn't mean you'll wake up every time your kid comes in after a bad dream. You need to have early education and familiarization with you kids about guns if you keep them in the house and many people don't. Ideally you want something like a dog to alert you to an intruder before they're kicking your bedroom door in so you can get to your properly secured firearm that is within reach while you're sleeping. Keep some active electronic ear pro next to it too. Shooting inside is fucking loud.

Surely you'd have enough time to buckle up as you saw an accident coming and weren't wearing your seatbelt, wouldn't you? You shouldn't keep your gun intended for self defense out of reach under the bed for the same reason you shouldn't keep your seatbelt unbuckled.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

I know I'm not the only one, but I think April's mugshot gives off "I can fix her" vibes.

That's some perfect "how'd you fuck up so gooood?!" Material

 

[Major]

This is a great stream to watch his descent into drug fueled hatred and madness but it also created the ceiling cat meme because of how he looks at the ceiling randomly.

wow. What a prick.

 

[thhrang]

Do you guys think Rekieta will actually stream today? I am curious to see if he'd actually attempt to challenge/overlap Metokur's timeslot in 6 hours from now. If he does it would clearly be out of spite. Imagine the streamsniping possibilities!

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Spoiler: Trigger-Warning, VTuber-Related Reply

Has she commented on this?

If you mean the rabbit VTuber Pippa , then yes, she made a comment:
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There is also this tweet, and last night on her stream she ended up coincidentally having a perfect setup for a Rekieta joke but stopped and said "Nah, I won't punch down".

 

[6MillionCoofs]

If you mean the rabbit VTuber Pippa , then yes, she made a comment:

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Oh neat and perfect response. Guess I missed it.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

https://youtu.be/DfQv6F8ACMY?si=_MN4NPkbvuBm0G5t

Cope stream. Someone archive pls. I'm phone fagging. Even when we don't do it, we do it.

Ah yes Josh Moon and his MANY MANY secret connections to Minnesota law enforcement.

 

[polar bear]

Many people in those programs are taught self-love, how to forgive themselves, not having to live on their knees, etc. because, in addition to shit genes, that's what led them to addiction a whole lot of the time

100% agree with you, some people come from absolutely horrific backgrounds and are never taught how to be anything else but a junkie without hopes and dreams. Ain't their fault. Life is a fucking bitch sometimes and i don't look down on them cause I was fucking privileged to even grow up in a non-addicted family. Lots of people don't have that, and it's sad.

Picture in your mind the typical wigger. They grew up with substance abuse being normal but men showing emotion being deemed a weakness. They probably also got traumatised early in life. At some point it becomes expected that they'll repeat the cycle, and we shouldn't beat them over the head with an anvil in the event that they get clean and stop. Not only because that'll just lead them to relapse, and relapse harder because they think they have no place anywhere but also because morally it just makes no sense when you think about it.

That's gonna be Nicks' kids.
Observed alcoholism and drug abuse in childhood. It has been normalized to them. And then police is slamming through their door because their parents fucked up.
Nick had EVERY. SINGLE. RESOURCE. POSSIBLE. to raise children in the safest, comfiest, most loving environment in the world. VERY FEW people have that. Extended family, wealth, education, community, health - he had it all. He squandered it all. On dopamine hits. Piece of shit.

 

[FedPostalService]

Nick shouldn’t fear his enemies but he needs someone to defend him from his friends.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

https://youtu.be/DfQv6F8ACMY?si=_MN4NPkbvuBm0G5t

Cope stream. Someone archive pls. I'm phone fagging. Even when we don't do it, we do it.

 

[Lancelot]

I thought Kurt was supposed to be smart. Why doesn't Kurt take on Rekeita's case then? Come on big boy, let out all that incel rage on that retard woman judge!

In retrospect, it's no surprise that an autistic man child doesn't have any clue about the depths of deserved disdain a parent who fails their children like this should get.

As I recall curt isn’t a trial lawyer. I think he’s some sort of constitutional expert and consultant. He assists other lawyers in digging up law but it’s fairly obvious he isn’t the presence you want in court room

 

[The_Red_Man]

This a legit question to my burger friends: why is storing your Sig Sauer under the bed a bad thing? I seem to recall many times many people bitching about the stupidity of gun safes, because in a home defense situation you want your firearm as soon as possible. Of course, there's the "the kids might blow your/their brains out" thing, and the loose ammunition, but then what is the proper way to store it in a way that wouldn't be an aggravating factor yet still be optimal for home defense?

It's only an issue (legally, in some states like Florida) if children have access to it. The idea is of a child getting ahold of your loaded (because you don't keep a flashlight without batteries), unattended firearms and shooting themselves, other people/children, you, your dog, your gila monster, etc.

There's a certain age (toddlers) where you can't really teach firearm safety, but once they're old enough to learn not to play with everything they get their hands on, you can teach them either a) don't touch (sub-optimal) or b) proper firearm handling (what every parent should do).

I'm of the idea that keeping your collection in a safe is fine for a variety of reasons, but always have your daily carry or something out and ready to grab in case of an unexpected visit from a future CEO or other radioactive melanoids from certain three-letter agencies.

tl;dr - not a bad thing if you're not a retard/coked up alcoholic junkie.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Since people have been discussing the children, it seems relevant to note that the charges regarding the kids are different between Nick and Kayla. The other two charges/penalties for drugs and firearms are identical.

Spoiler: Full list of charges/penalties

Nick's charges/penalties:


Kayla's charges/penalties:

Nick's charge/penalty pertains to endangerment concerning sale/possession of substances:



Kayla's charge/penalty pertains to endangerment concerning neglect and knowingly permitting physical/sex abuse:



Just something to keep in mind going forward.

 

[BathTubShine]

https://youtu.be/DfQv6F8ACMY?si=_MN4NPkbvuBm0G5t

Cope stream. Someone archive pls. I'm phone fagging. Even when we don't do it, we do it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He has never really done anything to catch my attention like Keffals or Daniel Larson but it seems like this guy has fucked up big time like Larson. This guy is looking at years in jail atm with no defense like larson with insanity.

Its not quite as bad as Dan in one way, Balldo never threatened to go McVeigh on Government buildings.
But then Dan doesn't have kids he's been letting live in filth and failing to take care of, so in another Balldo is worse.

 

[keke]

She's a cokewhore because she did coke repeatedly and willingly and got addicted you retard.

I am 100% confident that a sober female spouse can financially eviscerate a degenerate like Nick in a courtroom and I have personally witnessed this happen before. Even a cokewhore spouse could manage it with some tears.

My nigger you can empathize with Tony Soprano, it doesn't mean he's a good guy. Learn what words mean.

In conclusion: You are retarded, shut the fuck up.

I know she did coke willingly. I’m glad she got arrested. I hope she was humiliated. I hope she knows her her children won’t feel safe with her anymore. Allowing April to move in, accelerating everything, shows she has no regard for her children. That doesn’t change the fact Nick for sure led the charge in procuring the drugs and introducing her to that lifestyle. If Nick was sober right now she would be too. That is a further reflection on Nicks character, and still it is not a reflection on her being innocent—which is pretty fucking interesting to discuss and I’m glad people are. This is the second time it’s been said but your Reddit brain cannot comprehend mildly complex ideas. Cope. She is a “bad” person if that’s what you need to hear.

Why the fuck are you so obsessed with “good” and who is “bad” and tard raging at the idea that people might wish to use words more intersting than that? That‘s what makes the thread worth reading. Doesn’t matter how much you moralfag, your subjective opinion is not factual.

Yeah, you don’t know anything about divorce law. I too have witnessed divorce financial rape, but I also know divorce law and how shit actually unfolds for a wife who has spent the last 20 years birthing 6 kids and not much else. So I won‘t write fanfiction about what she should’ve done divorce-wise as you’re doing. Jumping straight to divorce just shows a lack of understanding of how marriages dissolve, you don’t think maybe she should’ve called the cops on him herself to try and force a rehab stint? Tell his parents about his drug use? Anything else? Maybe she doesn’t want to leave him? They have 6 kids and co-manage their schooling daily and as a partnership, like she’s pretty entrenched in there with him. Most people would not find that an easy situation to just leave. She should’ve left for sure, and the fact she probably won’t even now is another showcase in her shit mothering, but your CASH RAPE CASH RAPE obsession is beyond retarded.

Uplug from your Disney+ subscription and remove the Spider-Man action figure from your ass, you have a world view straight from r/athiesm faggot.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Has Nick drank enough for wet brain to set in yet ?

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

It isn’t . Except in specific circumstances .

Gun under your bed when police happen to search house and find nothing illegal ? Fine

Gun under your bed and your 8 year old grabs it and shoots his brother dead because the gun was loaded and room unlocked ? Parent might catch negligent homicide/ manslaughter

In this case it’s a rather specific stipulation that guns “within reach” near where you are possessing drugs is specifically dangerous towards others . A trap house kinda rule

Thanks for the explanation. That's kinda what my basic bitch understanding was telling me but I wanted to make sure

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

This a legit question to my burger friends: why is storing your Sig Sauer under the bed a bad thing?

It isn't. It's a bad thing when you have 25 grams of cocaine and other illegal substances within grabbing distance of the gun. We want to punish people who are selling/possessing drugs on the street with a gun on their person more than a person doing that without a gun, because the person with a gun can end up getting in shootouts and killing people (whether because of other druggies, drug dealers, psychosis, being out of your mind and doing something retarded, etc.). That's why it's an aggravating factor, a different charge, an enhancer, etc. depending on the jurisdiction and prosecutor.

You might say it's not fair that you can't have your gun in reach and illegal drugs in the immediate area because you have a right to own firearms that shouldn't be punished because of personal consumption of illegal drugs. Maybe that's true some of the time, like when an otherwise law-abiding guy has a pistol and a half-smoked joint in their ashtray. But that's where prosecutorial discretion comes into play. And since we're talking about a guy who's been mentally degenerating while he has access to guns and large amounts of psychosis-inducing drugs while around a bunch of children, maybe saying it's bad to store your rifle next to your drugs isn't incorrect.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

this is good it happened now.
lets say he kept this up until all his kids turned 18, his daughters will think
”its okay for me to date, promiscuous, coke snorting binge drinkers, my father was a coke snorting, binge drinker swinger and he turned out okay”

It's 50-50 they're going to think it either way, at this point.

A lot of you keep pointing out how first time offenders typically don’t get hit too hard on sentencing, but I’d like to remind you all that most first time offenders don’t have a history of going live and calling the presiding judge a cunt in front of thousands of people, likely including some of her peers. If the details around the incident as we know them are accurate, he’s going to be doing at least some time.

You don't get prosecuted for being a smug asshole, unfortunately. Whether Fischer remains the judge or not*, she's not going to risk her reputation and livelihood over some drugged-out embarrassment (I know folks have said she was vindictive to one of his 28 clients because she didn't like Nick, but I'd love to see evidence (even lowercase-e evidence, not legal-grade evidence) of her overstepping her discretion and applying unreasonable punishment to a criminal, or even gave a higher-than-average punishment, with nothing to do with the facts or the actual quality of representation).

*I wouldn't be totally surprised to see that change if the case against him goes beyond an agreed deal with the prosecution. But judges have certainly presided over matters involving attorneys who have previously appeared in front of them as defendants. And certainly have dealt with belligerent assholes (defendants or attorneys) who have insulted them in court or publicly. They're paid to remove emotion (personal or others') from the legal equation. ...and if that story comes from Nick, I give it less weight than the residue on his coke tray.

 

[AnOminous]

This is a great stream to watch his descent into drug fueled hatred and madness but it also created the ceiling cat meme because of how he looks at the ceiling randomly.

It warms the cockles of my heart to watch this evil faggot smugly smirking and drunkenly gloating about nothing, knowing what Future Nick is getting right up the ass.