Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

The plushie in question, it's been in a few of his icons before. It looks like a Budsies type deal so I doubt anything resembling a vagina was put there intentionally. Though David is correct that it has something in common with himself: it'll never be a woman no matter how much it wants to be :story:
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Chicken Nugget Scoon said:
Oh jeez, I hope the person who made this doll never discovers he said that.
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It was one of his fans who made it and I'm sure they'd be delighted to know they're reaffirming Shmorky's gender identity by giving him a stuffed animal he can pretend has a vulva.

Super Collie said:
Hey Shmorky, everyone in FYAD actually thought you were a massive faggot and we only humored you because we were tired of paying Lowtax to re-register when he'd ban us for calling you a diaperfur.

Happy Apple Day!
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PffffffftHAHAHA. This is great, as I remember Shmorky would brag all the time to me about how he was a FYAD Superstar and when he left "all the creativity was sucked out of it." I knew he was bullshitting.
 
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Mandarys_Milan said:
I broke his heart, if that counts. Though having a chance to burn his yarn wig would be much more satisfying. Either that or burn that Klurf plushie someone made for him that he loves so much. Reason being, he held it up to me one time and pointed to the seam in the middle of its crotch and said "see, it has a vagina just like me" and I still have that gross imagery in my head.
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Maybe we should help Shmorks get into contact with Chris so that he too can learn how to grow a vagina by listening to weird magic sound videos.
 
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Positron said:
Do we know anything about his upbringing, his childhood, his parents, etc, because I have a hard time believing that a properly brought-up person would destroy someone else's stuff simply because he doesn't like it.
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He has taken great pains to obscure most of the information about his past. @Mandarys_Milan has hinted at some stuff but a lot of it seems to be speculation. She thinks he murdered someone, but she also thinks the jews are out to get her, so make what you will of that.
Something definitely aint right with this dude though, you don't become a pants-wetting cartoon voiced troon out of nowhere
 
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