Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[EggImpregnator]

Jim really tricked me with that body cam footage

 

[GuntAlchemist]

The Meigh Smile

I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out. It all comes full circle.

 

[RodgerDodger]

No worries of that I'm not joking (much) when I say that fucking things dead shark like eyes creep me out. I've read and seen too many things about cursed objects to want one in my house, even long enough to post to someone else.
Those medallions are cursed with the madness of a fucking Heretical literal Motherfucker that dares to set himself alongside God.
Theres enough bad energy around Chris and his bullshit egregore I want no part of it.

The whole Chris Chan story is much the same as the best 80's horror movies. Jason, Freddy Krueger, Chucky. We could make a fortune making the Terror of Magichan movie. Nevermind that half the cast and crew keep dying in horrible ways.

 

[Nick Gars]

Random thought - what would happen if DSP wore a Sonichu medallion?

Unstoppable force vs immovable object.

So, the real merge, probably.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Remember when Rekieta constantly brought his streams to screeching halts to uplift his superchatters, toasting to them and their loved ones to our collective annoyance?

Yeah, that took a dark turn.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

JFC If schools just showed clips of Balldo and Kingcobrajfs, itd be 1000x more effective than all DARE campaigns combined

 

[CoomerTine]

He’s literally become John

 

[Fapcop]

So satisfying to see Metokur go over the Dear John stream.

Gee Nick, hear you’re going through some stuff? That’s rough buddy! Don’t worry, we learned from the Lawpope how to deal with it, when someone’s life has imploded.

 

[dustnight]

"He goes on for thirty minutes like this"

oh Jim you sweet summer child if only it was just thirty minutes....

 

[Iron Hamster]

Remember when Rekieta constantly brought his streams to screeching halts to uplift his superchatters, toasting to them and their loved ones to our collective annoyance?

Yeah, that took a dark turn.

I remember a time he had to have special streams just to get caught up on superchats.

 

[free_protons4u]

I'm sure this was somewhere in the past 200 pages but is there a time for Nick streaming tonight?

 

[Divine right to rule]

He’s literally become John

True. John paid for a friend, April was paid in cum and coke and I don't know what she craved more.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Man, this John clip looking really ironic right now lol

 

[Burn It All Down]

I hadn't heard the "Dear John" rant but it makes me hate Nick more.

 

[ArmstrongCockass21]

God I forgot about the dear john stream. I wish a very an hero to nick

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Do you know what a warrant is? You fucking braindead retard sack of shit?

 

[feral cat #6385]

This won't go to trial. The State has him dead to rights. Literally. Think about that term. Dead. To. Rights. He would be a fool to try and force a trial.

Nick will never accept a plea. It's going all the way because Nick is smarter than everyone.

Do you guys think the priest tried to help Rekieta directly first or did he go straight to CPS?

It appears the church tried to get Nick help for quite some time. I am betting "his worsd day" was the first attempt.

She was definitely too fucked up or shook at least

"City at the Edge of Forever" was on.

From all the analysis that's been parsed, the most likely outcome will be a stayed sentence (which basically means he'll be on probation, fail, and then get sent to prison). He won't be institutionalized unless something else major breaks between now and when he gets his sentence.

So he will be back in jail in a week or two. Got it.

Reminder to anyone new that this is what Kayla was like BEFORE she started her junkie journey with Nick.
Imagine how fucked up mentally she is now.

I bet to differ. She was already a junkie. Just on legal drugs.

 

[Finger Pistols]

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Seriously- it's like a sold-out rock concert in the heart of Vegas all dedicated to clowning on a motherfucker!

You know, almost as if... a man making fun of someone with actual jokes to almost 20K people is more of a successful comedian than Dick "The pegged cow" Masterson and Nick "The cocaine fiend" Rekieta will ever be.

 

[CoomerTine]

I want this clip to become trial evidence

 

[GuntAlchemist]

He’s literally become John

One of the best parts about this arc is knowing he's gonna have to read everything he's done (because we all know he's still reading this thread) and that he's gonna be reading it sober. Sounds like it'll be rough. Maybe he should crack open a bottle of booze to reduce his stress levels.