Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[N1bbaN3rd]

Probably not him?

 

[Blasterisk]

I'm one of Nick's YouTube lawyer friends and I totally support his lifestyle.

 

[Salgado]

I didn't see it in the highlights, so I might as well post it now. Monty acknowledged the Rekietas' arrest and watched the Casino stream.

 

[A Little Bird]

So Nick's been silent for about 24 hours now. Anyone taking bets on him going to rehab or being hospitalised by withdrawal symptoms?

 

[joebobmurphy]

You know, watching Jim's stream is giving me a succinct refresher as to how much of a fucking asshole Nick has been over the past couple of years. I mean, goddamn, he's such a piece of shit.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

The Sailor Goon AI song busts my ribs every time.

So many seething EVS simps in chat, calling Jim a sellout and demanding he debate EVS

Are those the people spamming chicken emojis in the chat? And spamming references I don't get in chat? It's the same like, 3 people. I don't know a lot about EVS, admittedly.

There's absolutely nothing to "debate."

 

[Vesperus]

Kill Nickers, behead Nickers, etc....

"NICK REKIETA could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NICK REKIETA anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NICK REKIETA" he thought. No Regulator reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $2 energy drink circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of YouTube lawyers. "With no bond conditions, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I hope Rekieta does something else really stupid so he can get a four in row feature.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Jim comparing the length of bathroom breaks between his stream and Nick's.

It's pretty bad when a dying man takes shorter breaks than you.

 

[Fapcop]

"City at the Edge of Forever" was on.

I wish!

Our wife is into the new garbage Trek, not the actually GOOD Trek.

Something I personally find more offensive than the flagrant drug use they partook in.

God I forgot about the dear john stream. I wish a very an hero to nick

Watching that stream is like watching someone kick a puppy.

It’s one thing to go: “You know, I helped this guy out when he was brought low, now he’s shittalking me on the farms, that kinda pisses me off!”

It’s another thing entirely to maliciously revel in his dire circumstances.

Idk if John is still on SSI, but at least he hasn’t been charged with child abuse/neglect.

Especially in light of how Nick cruelly squashed others and wished literal death on Jim.

He really is a piece of shit. A cowardly one too, judging by how all his cancer/death jokes are always followed with a halfhearted: “Just joking, get well Jim hehe”.

What are the chances that the classmates of his son found his dad's stream and gave his son crap over it to the point where the school admin noticed and stepped in.

Inside Mother Superiors* office, Nick's son break down and tell her all the sordid shit his father is into. What the son has to say shocks Mother Superior to her core and she goes to the police.

Well, judging by the fact that his micro school fired him from teaching law, and explicitly told him that they didn’t want to be associated with him, it’s obvious that they knew what was up.

I reckon everyone in the community knows how fucked the Rekieta household is, and send clips to one another.

I usually don’t go “them poor kids!” But fuck… Inagine if your classmates back in the day could watch your fucked up dad get sloshed on stream while babbling like a drunk baboon about vaginas and Mexicans.

Really fucking happy I’m not growing up today.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The Sailor Goon AI song busts my ribs every time.

Are those the people spamming chicken emojis in the chat? And spamming references I don't get in chat? It's the same like, 3 people. I don't know a lot about EVS, admittedly.

There's absolutely nothing to "debate."

Idk if they're doing the chicken emojis. Most of what I noticed was people getting hype for EJ being brought up clearly thinking Jim was going to dunk on him and spamming gorillas, whining that jim didn't do his research/had a shit take/sold out/needs to debate EVS/let EVS tell his side

Oh and EJ is an SJW and ISOM is a grift and nobody can tell you what his powers are.....hey, where"s Cyberfrog?

 

[Sonic]

I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

Damn, this thread has been a wild ride. I lost interest when he started devolving into a sleeze ball and figured he was on the road to becoming another self-obsessesed, covert narcisitist podcaster but god damn. I never thought he'd do more jail time than Ralph or Chris.

The way people overhype cocaine is so strange, especially when you take into account the high/experience itself. Doing cocaine is JUST a status thing, the drug itself is underwhelming - Its not fun, it doesn't really feel that good (compared to other drugs that are less harmful long-term) and its definitely not worth destroying your whole entire fucking life over. Drug users who glamorize the holy trinity of life ruiners (heroin, cocaine, meth) are just psychological vampires looking for others to drag into their pit of dispair by convincing people that their lifestyle is somehow edgy, intellegent or artistic. Rekeita will never get better because he's one of those drug addicts who's rationalized his drug use. I don't want to give up on the guy, but he's got a lot more lessons to learn before there's any hope for a "Redemption Arc".

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

My god that hairline

 

[Two by Four]

Man these last few (maybe hundred?) pages have shown me just how spoiled and on a kino bender we all have been, if even an hour goes by without a Balldo bombshell, the thread devolves into gender war sperging "men are le bad" vs " umm akshually... WOMEN are le bad!!!" I think it's fair to skip the next several hundred pages or so, or until we here from Nick again.

I have grown fat upon the milk, and now in its absence the thirst becomes unbearable. I have no sneed, and I must feed.

 

[mrfresh]

Nick is responding to comments on Instagram and has not unfollowed his drug dealer it seems.

 

[R00T]

Jim comparing the length of bathroom breaks between his stream and Nick's.

It's pretty bad when a dying man takes shorter breaks than you.

no fair! metokur's using the streamer side commode! Rekieta has to dodge the sexual advances of a corner demon, stumble up the stairs of his goon cave, avoiding his starving children, AND past his wife tweaking on the couch, and that's just before he makes it to the bathroom. there's at least 2 distractions/hurdles that would be a challenge there.

 

[goh]

I laughed at Jim laughing at Nick. Rekieta finally got a laugh out of me

 

[Divine right to rule]

I am impressed how unfunny blackout drunk Nick is in comparison to somewhat sober Nick a year ago.

 

[ChooChoo]

Nick consulting Kayla before trial leaked bodycam footage

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Nick is responding to comments on Instagram and has not unfollowed his drug dealer it seems.

He's hiding out in the Instagram bunker? For shame, Nick! For shame.