Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Tell me kiwi's has the plane crashed... or has the plane not yet to hit the ground.

The Plane Crashed and the Soccer team has taken a bite out of Jose's leg.

 

[Obsul]

I don't think he understands what confirmation bias is. We might have selectively interpreted things in this thread concerning his livestreams (it happens, and we all have biases), but I dunno how you selectively interpret the underlying reason for him being arrested and charged. Dude had a lot of dope in his master bedroom.

I am beginning to think he's gonna go some some sort of defense where none of that shit in his master bedroom is his.

Good luck with that.

He's gonna try to pin the blame on April. He's going to try to spin this into a "We tried to help this young woman falling on hard times by letting her stay with us temporarily, but unfortunately her issues ran deeper than we realized."

What makes me think this is his complete inability to go one way or the other, to go for the wholesome traditional family life, or to go all in on the degenerate scum-sucking life, he has continuously been unable to commit to one, and I don't see any reason to think that's changed. He wants to continue to bilk the benefits from his fake respectable family image and that's impossible if he doesn't throw April under the bus. I mean, it's impossible now at this point, but as he's demonstrated time and time again, his heart doesn't pump blood through his veins, it pumps pure undiluted denial cope.

 

[Captain Manning]

Jim made a DAMN good point. Nick's Judge Fischer rant does sound a LOT like Francis E. Dec, Esq..

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

There is no rock bottom for narcissists because they are completely incapable of ever admitting having been wrong in any way at all.

Nick is a serious mental defective. There's an absolute vacuum in his sad excuse for a brain where a normal person has a part that sometimes wonders "was I wrong?"

He can't even contemplate that possibility because the part of his mind that normal people have that does that is completely absent in his retard brain.

Exactly. The only hope for their kids is Kayla leaving.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I am beginning to think he's gonna go some some sort of defense where none of that shit in his master bedroom is his.

He's going to blame it all on April (and Aaron).

And Null. And Jim. And the Farms. And Eric July. And John. And Pastor Melin. And Monty. And Kino Casino. And Elissa.

And...

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That's pretty much it. This drugged out piece of shit criminal is going for the "NO CHILD" Patrick S. Tomlinson defense.

Surely Kayla is going to have her own lawyer to explain how hard he's going to go down drunkenly fighting these charges and that she had better cooperate fully in exchange for a good deal.

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

Dude Judge Fischer is going to have a FIELD DAY with Nick after all that shit talking. Dumber shit done in court than Ralph indeed.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Dude Judge Fischer is going to have a FIRLD DAY.

Someone should send her a Stylish Mug for her to drink out of.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Allow me to toss in Ephesians 6:4. "And you, fathers, provoke not your children to anger: but bring them up in the discipline and correction of the Lord."

 

[gang weeder]

I wonder if the state will want to make an example out of the Rekietas, and Nick in particular, specifically because he's relatively well-known and they will be getting flooded with calls and such from Internet retards non-stop while it's going on. I recall Boogie saying the DA wanted to make an example out of him because he was a famous Internet person.

It doesn't help that Nick is the full stereotype of what every libshit thinks conservatives are. A white guy with anti-government attitudes, a bunch of kids who goes to church and claims to be all about Christ, but under the surface is a huge degenerate breaking all those moral values and abusing his kids.

 

[verissimus]

Dude Judge Fischer is going to have a FIELD DAY with Nick after all that shit talking. Dumber shit done in court than Ralph indeed.

I can already see him bad mouthing the judge again after the sentence is read, if not before.

 

[Local Fed]

He's going to blame it all on April (and Aaron).

And Null. And Jim. And the Farms. And Eric July. And John. And Pastor Melin. And Monty. And Kino Casino. And Elissa.

And...

He should go for an insanity plea and actually blame the Sonichu medallion. He could get the Irate Gamer to be an expert witness.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Someone should send her a Stylish Mug for her to drink out of.

How will she fill it with pussy juice?

 

[FederalInvestigation]

Was this Jim stream to just dunk on Nicky Crackieta and laugh or did he mean to utterly sink him? Cause this is a comprehensive fucking of the highest order lol.

 

[There She Glows]

Hearing the contrast between Nick now and 2019 Nick on the metokur stream is wild.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Jim made a DAMN good point. Nick's Judge Fischer rant does sound a LOT like Francis E. Dec, Esq..

This is supposed to be a lawyer. Who wants to represent himself as well as his accomplices (the latter of which isn't even possible lol).

I guess that the joke is real. If you think about it, Rekieta has essentially managed to turn a mediocre L in a civil case into such a shitstorm that he might end up doing hard fucking time. It's just glorious to behold.

There must be an Armond White type of market for people like Nick. Being a barometer of the worst possible legal advice anyone can give. Whatever Nick tells you to do you do exactly the opposite of and you'll always win.

 

[GuntAlchemist]

He's going to blame it all on April (and Aaron).

And Null. And Jim. And the Farms. And Eric July. And John. And Pastor Melin. And Monty. And Kino Casino. And Elissa.

And...

And that whore judge! (I'm sure she'll find this very convincing)

 

[Absurdity]

How will she fill it with pussy juice?

By thinking about sweet revenge.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

He's gonna try to pin the blame on April. He's going to try to spin this into a "We tried to help this young woman falling on hard times by letting her stay with us temporarily, but unfortunately her issues ran deeper than we realized."

What makes me think this is his complete inability to go one way or the other, to go for the wholesome traditional family life, or to go all in on the degenerate scum-sucking life, he has continuously been unable to commit to one, and I don't see any reason to think that's changed. He wants to continue to bilk the benefits from his fake respectable family image and that's impossible if he doesn't throw April under the bus.

He's also going to try and get ahead of her spilling the beans and discredit her as much as he can. That's why he gave the "OH SHIT" look at his arraignment when he found out she'd already been released. He knew she'd flipped and put all the coke on them and he didn't have a chance to tell her to keep her fucking mouth shut.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Every time I read that IG comment by Nick I get more confused.



What the hell is the “other issue” he’s talking about near the end? Also, those typos. Hands a little shaky, Nick?

From his comment it doesn’t seem like he’s planning on taking any kind of plea bargain. His “ODD” ass is going to plead not guilty on everything and take this to trial.