DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

Does anyone who know this Iron Chef Sakai is? Someone that's tipped before? He's dumped like 350 bucks on this stream and he's arguing with chat if he's real.

 

[Corpun]

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Is it just me or is do his eyebrows protrude past his face half an inch or so? Also his nose is looking extremely robust now, definitely not a sign of be an alcoholic.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Turned up to a mirror stream, only to find Phil complaining about a DoorDash driver delivering his food ahead of schedule, and how he now has to eat the food cold.

Holy fucking autism,

nope. it's strictly about control.

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You mean Bobby Phail?

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Phil's Brian "surprise" (aka playing SF6 with a random nigger he kinda knows) was planned at least somewhat in advance, yet he couldn't figure out how to make the mic work so he and Brian could at least engage. He had plenty of time.

On the surface it looks like tech-inept laziness, but I think he's gamed in isolation for so long at this point that human interaction actually terrifies him.

I guess there were detractors hanging out on Brian's stream. Apparently, he specifically said when asked that it had been planned for several weeks and that Phil's specific excuse (to Brian, not to the people in his chat last night) was that he didn't know how to operate Discord -- something we know is a lie.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I guess there were detractors hanging out on Brian's stream. Apparently, he specifically said when asked that it had been planned for several weeks and that Phil's specific excuse (to Brian, not to the people in his chat last night) was that he didn't know how to operate Discord -- something we know is a lie.

I'm feeling generous tonight mostly because of the Metokur/Rekieta stream, I'll help Phil with Discord:

Install Discord
Open Discord
Login/register Discord account
A) join/create a server OR B) add Brian on discord
if A) create voice channel and join
if B) hit call Brian on his profile
There you go Phil, if you need any further help, if something got lost in the instructions go ahead and hit me up on X DMs or email me

 

[Peko]

Saw someone mention it a few days ago but was Phil supposed to play Lethal Company today? Or did people clue him in what a fucking awful idea that would be and he scrapped it?

 

[Iron Father]

Bruh.

 

[Love Is Blue]

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Bruh.

looks like vomit

 

[EmpGulcasa]

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Bruh.

Jesus. Every time it looks like eating is the thing he hates doing most in the world, lol.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Jesus. Every time it looks like eating is the thing he hates doing most in the world, lol.

A nice bowl of Cannon Brothers with a dash of Tevin.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Doody does a weekly tip audit. This week, he showed that Phil is down major since this time last year, one of the dents (can't remember if it was jaxx or gametrekker) dropped 1k in tips this time last year.

Piece of Peace's tip tracker had him between $130 and $140 a day from August 2023 to November 2023. Since then, it's been

December 2023 $172/day

January 2024 $167/day

February 2024 $160/day

March 2024 $164/day

April 2024 $176/day

May 2024 $181/day

So, tips are well up in the first half of 2024 from the second half of 2023.

 

[RougeRed]

I'm feeling generous tonight mostly because of the Metokur/Rekieta stream, I'll help Phil with Discord:

Install Discord
Open Discord
Login/register Discord account
A) join/create a server OR B) add Brian on discord
if A) create voice channel and join
if B) hit call Brian on his profile
There you go Phil, if you need any further help, if something got lost in the instructions go ahead and hit me up on X DMs or email me

He already has a Discord. He just lies about it existing.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Saw someone mention it a few days ago but was Phil supposed to play Lethal Company today? Or did people clue him in what a fucking awful idea that would be and he scrapped it?

Yes, and he bitched at his audience for recommending it because he would have to talk to other people. Of course, he lied about that reason, but we all know that's the truth,

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I seriously hate this faggot.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Imagine being the Doordash driver in this situation, you're punished for being too good at your task because an autistic 42 year old manchild refuses to adjust his NEET schedule and eat a little early. DSP is definitely the type of person who leaves bad reviews if even the slightest thing goes wrong too.

 

[00R-Gundam]

He already has a Discord. He just lies about it existing.

No you Morahn, you see has to lie in order to protect his family!1!!1!!1 if not the trolls will hack him and see all of his personal details on dd like his SSN or his bank accounts or his friends and harrass them.

 

[Balr0g]

So he made nearly 500$ in tips yesterday. Has he mnanaged to catch a few new whales these last weeks? I mean it seems qas if he is reallly making bank (well Scopely is)

 

[Hypophrenia]

I seriously hate this faggot.

I really wonder how many times hes been asking for a refund for those doordash deliveries..

Such a pathetic lunatic

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I really wonder how many times hes been asking for a refund for those doordash deliveries..

Such a pathetic lunatic

He's doing them all the time, during a few disaster prestreams from 2020 until now where he detailed how he Karen'd out on some poor customer service rep who got assigned to him, he let it slip that most of them gave him store credit to smooth it over, I believe that he said he eventually got store credit from Burger King after the coom chicken sandwich. Since Phail is the greasy as fuck (literally and figuratively) there's no doubt in my mind that he blows up on customer support every time even the smallest thing is out of place so he can get store credit. I believe some have even caught on to this scam, I distinctly remember him saying during one of his customer service Karen retellings that he got hung up on twice and both of the times he said something which really made it seem like he just wanted some of that sweet store credit or a refund.

EDIT: Just looked it up, it was when FedEx was late with their delivery after one of his dents sent him a new capture card after the old one crapped out. What's funnier is that Phail didn't even spend a penny on the card OR the shipping and he still Karen'd out so hard that he didn't realize that even the dumb Poojet that was talking to him realized that he asked for a refund on something he spend no money on.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

So he made nearly 500$ in tips yesterday. Has he mnanaged to catch a few new whales these last weeks? I mean it seems qas if he is reallly making bank (well Scopely is)

By my understanding, and keeping with the scheduled program that 1MM has left the building, he has 3 new ones, Sekai, Waffins and the other one that always eludes me.

Even OIC's shriveled pockets aren't enough to sock this much, so maybe 1MM has come back with a vengeance and is just donating under one of these 3, but that would still mean he's wrangled two new ones.

Edit: Just saw the Noita let's play, only Phil could get a medium-tier wand and dog shit build that allows him to go down to the last floor, not even know how to use potions or what a spell recharge does, kill the Messenger 3 straight times from the first time meeting him without taking damage, and then throw himself into the lava before even looking at the main story boss.

No one else could fail upward like this .